AFalseSinn
05-07-2008, 03:05 AM
WPW Tuesday Night Live!
May 6th, 2008
Boxer's Grill Room & Party Pub
Faribault, MN
*Brought to you by drunk....sorry if it sucks*
Strange Bedfellows Tag Team Surprise Match
T.K. & Sam Fisher v Bryson Ryder & Clayton Palmer:
The white boy gangsta wankers couldnt do a damn thing against the strangely well booked team of TK and Sam. Sam has now gone and done something no one thought would happen twice...and TK helped with a nice Big Steez to put the pin on Palmer.
Winner: T.K. and Sam
Catch As Catch Can Wrestling Match
Tank v Dorian White:
Tank comes back in hopes of re-making a name for himself. And he did...as a loser! Dorian White hardly tried to defeat the man and after a tough man body slam followed by an elbow drop and a light cocky pin, White got the pin.
Winner: Dorian White
Rights To "JR" Emblem Merchandising Match
Jeremiah Ranks v Jason Riddick:
When this match was going on I went and took a piss. After I came back from that I saw the match was still going on...so I slowly walked down to the ring, and after the first tieup finally happend..I slid into the ring. The ref looked at me but realised this was a horrible match and he let me go on my way as I smashed Ranks in the head with a chair and then turned to Riddick, who started crying before his head met the chair...I then pinned them both and went back to my nachos and beer.
Winner: Me, cause im badass
Misogynists Unite Match
Super Sexy Girl v Viktor Nazor:
SSG Couldnt seem to be happier in this match! She seemed excited to be back in the ring and completly overwhelmed her opponent. Viktor just didnt seem to be able to handle the enjoyment SSG was having. She eventually let out her joy in a reverse cowboy submission style move that I cant recall the name for.
Winner: SSG
Each Wrestler Gets His Own Turnbuckle Match
Beno v "Ironheart" Mike Davis v Spaz v Justin Dreamer:
Beno, Dreamer and Spaz all put on a show for us. Davis was the punching bag for everyoen as they just pummeled the crap out of him. Eventually the three men turned on each other and started to brawl. Beno was eventually removed via Dreamer tossing him shoulder first into the ring post and then out of the ring. But then Spaz tripped him up and locked in his version of a cattle mutilation that he calls Ascension!
Winner: Spaz
'God of Hardcore' Preview Match
Blade Lavigne v Sky Ryder:
Two men with titles faced off on the semi main event of Live this week...and I tell you it was a suprise to us all. Sky came out looking like the man we have known. The hardcore champion against the GOL to see who is better BEFORE they find out who is better at Redemption. Blade suprised the world by scoring a surpise pin after a roll up when Sky thought he had it wrapped up!
Winner: Blade Lavigne
Face on Face Face-Off Main Event
The Stallion v 'Masterful' Michael Karver:
Big fight of the night, luckly it actually lived up to it. The old man faced off against the young Stallion. Stallion was looking to take back his name and prove he could stil lbe a threat. Stallion did just that...however! It was not enough, MMK was able to weather the energetic and hit the GFE and put the young man down for the pinfall.
Winner: MMK
(yeah, im drunk...forgot all about Live...sorry if its shit.)
May 6th, 2008
Boxer's Grill Room & Party Pub
Faribault, MN
*Brought to you by drunk....sorry if it sucks*
Strange Bedfellows Tag Team Surprise Match
T.K. & Sam Fisher v Bryson Ryder & Clayton Palmer:
The white boy gangsta wankers couldnt do a damn thing against the strangely well booked team of TK and Sam. Sam has now gone and done something no one thought would happen twice...and TK helped with a nice Big Steez to put the pin on Palmer.
Winner: T.K. and Sam
Catch As Catch Can Wrestling Match
Tank v Dorian White:
Tank comes back in hopes of re-making a name for himself. And he did...as a loser! Dorian White hardly tried to defeat the man and after a tough man body slam followed by an elbow drop and a light cocky pin, White got the pin.
Winner: Dorian White
Rights To "JR" Emblem Merchandising Match
Jeremiah Ranks v Jason Riddick:
When this match was going on I went and took a piss. After I came back from that I saw the match was still going on...so I slowly walked down to the ring, and after the first tieup finally happend..I slid into the ring. The ref looked at me but realised this was a horrible match and he let me go on my way as I smashed Ranks in the head with a chair and then turned to Riddick, who started crying before his head met the chair...I then pinned them both and went back to my nachos and beer.
Winner: Me, cause im badass
Misogynists Unite Match
Super Sexy Girl v Viktor Nazor:
SSG Couldnt seem to be happier in this match! She seemed excited to be back in the ring and completly overwhelmed her opponent. Viktor just didnt seem to be able to handle the enjoyment SSG was having. She eventually let out her joy in a reverse cowboy submission style move that I cant recall the name for.
Winner: SSG
Each Wrestler Gets His Own Turnbuckle Match
Beno v "Ironheart" Mike Davis v Spaz v Justin Dreamer:
Beno, Dreamer and Spaz all put on a show for us. Davis was the punching bag for everyoen as they just pummeled the crap out of him. Eventually the three men turned on each other and started to brawl. Beno was eventually removed via Dreamer tossing him shoulder first into the ring post and then out of the ring. But then Spaz tripped him up and locked in his version of a cattle mutilation that he calls Ascension!
Winner: Spaz
'God of Hardcore' Preview Match
Blade Lavigne v Sky Ryder:
Two men with titles faced off on the semi main event of Live this week...and I tell you it was a suprise to us all. Sky came out looking like the man we have known. The hardcore champion against the GOL to see who is better BEFORE they find out who is better at Redemption. Blade suprised the world by scoring a surpise pin after a roll up when Sky thought he had it wrapped up!
Winner: Blade Lavigne
Face on Face Face-Off Main Event
The Stallion v 'Masterful' Michael Karver:
Big fight of the night, luckly it actually lived up to it. The old man faced off against the young Stallion. Stallion was looking to take back his name and prove he could stil lbe a threat. Stallion did just that...however! It was not enough, MMK was able to weather the energetic and hit the GFE and put the young man down for the pinfall.
Winner: MMK
(yeah, im drunk...forgot all about Live...sorry if its shit.)