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06-09-2004, 08:55 PM
WWE: SMACKDOWN
FROM UNIONDALE, LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK
NASSAU COLESIUM
We see a video showing clips of last weeks Smackdown. We see Vince announcing Teddy as the new GM, Teddy saying how he will make Smackdown better than Raw. We see Sexay injuring Knoble, we see Classic and Chavo confront one another with Dawn Marie coming out and telling Chavo he will meet RVD in a match tonight for the number one contender's spot. We see Eddie beating JBL to retain his WWE title. We see The Dudley's winning the number one contender's spot for the tag titles and then attacking Rico/Haas and 3Ding Jackie. We see Cena after he is attacked in the back. We see JBL costing Undertaker his match against Booker. The video ends with Teddy with a big smile on his face
Pyro goes off and the Smackdown theme hits the pa as Smackdown comes to you from Uniondale, Long Island, New York. Michael Cole and Tazz welcome us to Nassau Colesium, as this is the first Smackdown in three years. Tazz and Cole run down the card, highlighting the main event which is for the tag team titles as the champs Rico and Haas defend against the Dudley's. Tazz brings up that GM Long ordered Undertaker to be here tonight and Cole pipes in that he has not seen Taker today. Tazz also talks about Kurt Angle's return, and Cole says that tonight's card is loaded from top to bottom as we go to the ring for our first contest.
Match#1
United States Championship Match
John Cena(c) vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly makes his way down to the ring as Tazz mentions that this match was supposed to happen last week, but that Cena was attacked by someone as was knocked out cold. Cole then says that GM Long ordered this match for tonight and that he has yet to find out who the culprit of the attack was. Cena's music hits and Nassau comes to life as the Doctor of Thuganomics makes his way out. He makes a b-line straight to the ring and immediately begins his assault of Holly. The ref tries to get Cena off of Holly, but Cena pushes the ref out of his way. Cena takes his chain from around his neck, wraps it around his fists, and nails Holly right on the forehead. The ref calls for the bell and Cena sees him do it. Cena kicks the ref in the gut and delivers an FU to the ref to a thunderous response. Holly staggers to his feet and Cena hits him with an FU. Cena then calls for a mic and he gets one. He kicks Holly and the ref out of the ring.
Winner: Hardcore Holly via DQ
Cena says that he is sorry that Holly happened to be the unfortunate one to have to deal with John Cena. But, John says that it is time he found out who was the coward that attacked him from behind. Teddy Long's music hits and out walks the GM of Smackdown with Dawn Marie by his side. Teddy holds the ropes open for Dawn who is looking very sexy tonight. Teddy grabs a mic. Teddy says that he also wants to know who attacked Cena. However, Teddy is angry because Cena is setting a bad example. Teddy says that he will not let the inmates run the assylum like they do on Raw. Cena interrupts Teddy and says that all he wants to know is if Teddy knows who attacked him. Teddy says he has tried all week to find out but that nobody is talking. So, no, Teddy has no idea who attacked Cena. John then suggests that Teddy had better find out tonight, because if he doesn't Teddy will get FU'd. Long gets in Cena's face and tells him that Smackdown is his show and that he will not tolerate Cena giving him orders. Teddy says that he will find out who it was that attacked Cena.
"Oooooooooooooh, Chavo". Chavo Jr. comes out to some serious heat. Teddy and John looked stunned to see Chavo. Chavo has a mic in hand and stands on the stage. Chavo says that he can help both Teddy and John out, because he knows who attacked Cena last week. But, before they ask, Chavo asks Teddy how much the information is worth to him. Cena pipes in that Chavo better spill it out, or Cena will come up there and beat it out of him. Teddy jumps in and tells Chavo that he had better tell him what he knows, or else. Chavo says that is not good enough for him, but for the right price, Chavo will gladly tell Teddy. Long asks Chavo what he wants, and Chavo says that he wants his match for tonight to be a no dq match. Chavo says that this is an important match for him, because it will propel him into the big leagues. Teddy likes that and says he can have it as long as Chavo tells him and Cena what he knows. Chavo says that it was RVD who attacked Cena. Cena becomes enraged and storms out of the ring and heads to the back.
Commercial Break
We come back and see Cena walking in the back looking for Rob. He runs into a tech guy and asks him if he has seen Rob. The tech guys says that Rob should be in his dressing room. Cena walks off and heads towards Rob's dressing room.
Teddy and Dawn are in his office when the door is forced open and in walks Holly. Holly is furious and demands that Teddy give him his match for the US title tonight. Teddy calms Holly down and says that he has thought about it and that in next week's main event, it will be Cena vs. Holly for the US title in a steel cage. Teddy assures Holly that the match will happen, because if it doesn't, Cena will be stripped of his US title and Holly will be the new US champion. Holly likes that and walks out of Teddy's office with a smile.
Josh Matthews is standing at the interviewer's area with the WWE Tag Team champs, Rico and Charlie Haas. Miss Jackie is not with them. Josh asks them about this and Rico says that Jackie is at home recovering from the 3D the Dudley's gave her. He says that tonight, he and Haas are going to show the Dudley's why they are the tag champs. Rico says that the Dudley's made a mistake by touching there lady, and that what they did will not be forgotten. Charlie says that this past week he and Rico have been training hard and have really started to gel together. The Dudley's are gonna see that in the flesh.
Match#2
Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Classic(c) vs. Shannon Moore
Moore is already in the ring awaiting the arrival of Classic. Classic's music hits and out walks the champ to a nice pop. Match starts out with Moore taking the advantage with a couple of hip tosses, followed by arm bar takedown, and a drop kick that sends the champ through the middle ropes. Classic composes himself and gets back into the ring. Moore advances towards Classic but the vetern takes the advantage with a couple of rights and lefts, then hits a belly-to-bellt suplex. Classic makes the quick cover but only gets a two. Side head lock as Classic tries to wear down the youngster, but Moore gets out of it with a back-body suplex. Classic gets to his feet and applies the side head lock once again. He gets Moore to where his knees are on the mat, as the ref administers the three count. Moore gets his arm up on the third count, and elbows Classic in the gut. Moore comes off the ropes and goes for a cross body, but Classic ducks it and Moore goes throught he ropes and lands face first onto the mat outside the ring.
Commercial Break.
Michael Cole welcomes us back as Moore is back in the ring, but Classic has him in an abdominal stretch. Moore hip tosses Classic to break the hold, but he can barely get to his feet. Classic does and charges at Moore, but Moore kicks him in the gut and nails Classic with a hellacious DDT. Moore comes to life and gets Classic up and calls for........the Twist of Fate! He connects with the move and goes to make the cover, but he doesn't realize that Grandmaster Sexay has run down to the ring. Before the ref can make the third count, Sexay pulls Moore off of Classic and drags him to the outside. The ref never see's it, but he see's Sexay and asks him what he id doing here. Moore is irate, but Sexay starts to back off and walks backwards up the ramp. The ref and Moore have there eyes fixed on Sexay, and neither man notices Classic has come to his feet. Classic rolls up Moore in the school boy and the ref makes the three count.
Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion- Chavo Classic
Classic holds his belt in the air and then notices that Sexay is standing on the stage. Sexay begins to clap for Classic. Classic has a look of confusion on his face.
We see Rob in his dressing room lacing up his boots. There is a knock on the door and Rob answers it. He is greeted with a chair shot to the head from John Cena. Cena hits Rob across his back a few times and yells that Rob should never have messes with him. Cena leaves a wounded RVD. After a moment, we see Chavo walk in and smile as he see's Rob lying on the floor. Chavo says that it is a shame that Rob will not be competeing tonight because that means Chavo will be the number one contender. Chavo laughs and walks off.
Sexay is walking in the back as Josh Matthews approaches him and asks Sexay why did what he did. Sexay says that he came to Smackdown for one reason. He wants the Cruiseweight title and he wants to beat a legend. He says that Randy Orton has made his career on Raw as "The Legend Killer". Well, Sexay says that here on Smackdown, he is going to be known as the same. After he beats Paul London tonight, Sexay says that he will march into Teddy Long's office and request a Cruiserweight title match at the Great American Bash. Josh asks Sexay if he did live up to his promise of going and apologizing to Jamie Knoble. Sexay says he has been too busy to do it, but he will make a public apology when the time comes. Sexay says that he did not hurt Knoble intentionally, but that many of the cruiser's feel he did. Sexay says they are all scared of him and know that he is the best Cruiser in the sport today. Sexay walks off.
Commercial Break
"Viva La Rassa" hits the pa and the fans go nuts as Eddie Guererro makes his way out in another lowrider. Eddie gets into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle and acknowledges the crowd as he holds the WWE Championship belt in his hands. Eddie gets a mic and prepares to speak. Eddie says that last week he finished his business with JBL, and that he showed why Latino Heat is the WWE Champion. Eddie says that now his focus is turned towards a man that he knows very well. That man in now the number one contender for the title. That man is.....Booker T. Eddie says that since he and Booker joined the WWE, that they have never faced one another. Well, that will all change at the Great American Bash.
"Can you dig it......Sucka?" hits and out walks the number one contender for the WWE title, Booker T. The crowd is leveling tons of heat towards the five time WCW champion. Booker gets in the ring and grabs a mic. Booker says that finally justice has been served. Book says last week he beat the Undertaker like he said he would and now he gets a title shot. A shot that Booker says he has deserved since coming to Smackdown. Booker says that Eddie hasn't faced anybody worthy of being the champion. But that will change at the Bash. Eddie pipes in and reminds Booker that if it wasn't for JBL, he would not be the number one contender. "Tell me you didn't just say that.", is Booker response, and Eddie goes to say it again, but Booker nails him with a sucker punch. He gets on top of Eddie and whales on him with lefts and rights. Eddie rolls Booker over and gives Booker a taste of his own medicine. Booker gets Eddie off of him. Eddie is up and goes after Booker, but Booker hits Eddie with a low blow, followed up with a Book End. Booker grabs the title belt and stands over the fallen Eddie. He holds the belt over his head and taunts the crowd that he will be the WWE Champion.
Teddy Long is in his office when Dawn Marie enters. She informs Teddy of what Cena did. Teddy smiles and says that RVD had it coming. Dawn says that she feels that Chavo is lying because everything looks like a set-up for Chavo to have it easy for his match tonight. Teddy says that Dawn is being paranoid and that she needs to tell RVD that if he can't go tonight, then Chavo will be the number one contender. Dawn leaves.
Commercial Break.
Match#3
Number one contender's spot for US title.
Chavo Guererro vs. RVD
Chavo is in the ring and has a mic in hand. He tells the ref to go ahead and start the match because RVD will not be making it to the ring. Chavo laughs and says that he pulled one over on John Cena. Chavo admits that he was the one who attcked Cena backstage. He set the whole thing up because he wanted Cena to take out RVD and thereby giving Chavo the number one contender's spot for the US title. Chavo says that he is smart and knows how to get things done. He tells the ref to ring the bell and make the countout. The ref does and gets to seven when Rob's music hits and out he walks with a pissed off look. Chavo can't believe it and tells the ref to kep counting, but Rob gets in the ring and takes it to Chavo. Rob hits rights and lefts, irish whips Chavo into the ropes and hits a nice dropkick. Chavo crawls out of the ring and walks towards the back, saying he has had enough. But Cena comes out on the stage and Chavo stops on the ref. Cena backs Chavo up to the ring and goes to punch Chavo, but Renee Dupree comes out and hits Cena from behind. Rob is on the turnbuckle and he jumps off and hits Dupree with a high cross body. RVD beats on Dupree, but Chavo interrupts him and beats down RVD. Chavo thorws Rob back into the ring and beats on Cena. Dupree comes to and joins in on the beating. The ref is trying to gain control, but can't do it. Rob comes to and does a moonsault off the top rope onto Chavo and Dupree. A "holy ****" chant breaks out and all four men are layed out on the floor.
Commercial Break.
We come back and Cole and Tazz tell us that during the break order was finally restored when Teddy Long came out and ordered Cena and Dupree to the back and Long restarted the match. Chavo has Rob in a front face lock as he tries to wear down Mr. Thursday Night. An RVD chant breaks out, and Rob feeds off of the crowd. Elbows to the midsection of Chavo, who breaks the hold, but Chavo grabs Rob by the hair and drags him down hard on the mat. Rob winces in pain and Chavo sees this. Chavo begins to pummel on the back of Rob's neck as Rob shouts out in pain. One....Two....Three neckbreakers in succession and Rob is down. Chavo goes up on the top turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash, but Rob moves at the last second. Rob is still reeling from the neckbreakers and can't seize the opportunity. Rob gets to his feet first and hits the karate kick on Chavo. Chavo is down and Rob goes for the Rolling Thunder. He connects but hurt his neck in the process. Both men are down as the ref makes the countout. He gets to five and Chavo is first to his feet, but Rob is right behind him getting up as well. Rob goes for a spinning heel kick but Chavo ducks, grabs Rob by the leg, and suplexes him right on his neck. Chavo sees this and makes the cover with his foot on the ropes for leverage and gets the win.
Winner and the number one contender for the US title- Chavo Guererro.
Chavo leaves the ring as Rob is still down. Dupree comes running out and hits the ring and proceeds to beat on RVD. Dupree slides outside and goes underneath the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. He gets in the ring and waits for Rob to get almost all the way up. Renee brings the sledgehammer down on the back and neck of Rob as Rob's body falls lifelessly to the mat. The crowd give Dupree tremendous heat and then out walks Paul Heyman. Heyman says that this is the new Renee Dupree. The "French Phenom" who will revolutionize Smackdown like no other. The future of this business. Paul gets in the ring and he and Dupree shake hands. Paul lifts Dupree's hand in the air to a chorus of boos.
Commercial Break.
Paul Heyman and Renee Dupree are in Teddy Long's office as both men are happy with what just happened. Teddy says he likes this new Dupree we are seeing and that he sees nothing but great things ahead for him. Heyman says that Dupree has made Paul his personal agent and that Dupree has requested a match at the Great American Bash against RVD. Teddy says he likes that and is down with that. Paul and Renee leave with big smiles on their faces.
Match#4
Grandmaster Sexay vs. Paul London
London is in the ring when Grandmaster's music hits and out he walks to a chorus of boos. Sexay can't believe what he is hearing as he makes his way to the ring. Sexay enters and London wastes no time as he starts punching away on Sexay. Irish whip and a back elbow connect on Sexay. Dropkick to Sexay and a quick cover by London but he only gets a two. London keeps being aggressive and hits a hurricanrana off the turnbuckle. Another cover by London but again he only gets a two. Sexay begs for London to back off but London won't have any of it. London lunges for Sexay, but Sexay hits him in the gut and shoves him into the ringpost shoulder first. Sexay to the outside and he grabs London's shoulder and rams it three times into the ring post. Sexay has a look of evil in his eyes as he searches under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat. The ref warns Sexay not to use it but Sexay pays him no attention. Sexay drives the bat into the shoulder of London and the ref calls for the bell. Sexay gets in the ring behind the Ref and nails him in the back with the bat. Classic comes out to a nice pop, gets in the ring, and he and Sexay go toe-to-toe before Classic gets the better of him. Sexay slides out of the ring as Chavo Classic jaw-jacks with him. He checks on London but keeps one eye on Sexay.
Winner: Paul London via DQ
We go backstage as Josh Matthews is set to interview the Dudley Boyz. Josh asks the Dudley's how they can justify what they did to Miss Jackie. Bubba says that they don't have to justify a damn thing and that tonight he and Dvon will win the tag team titles and will hold onto them for as long as they damn well please. Dvon yells "Oh, Testify!" as the Dudley's walk off.
JBL's limo is shown pulling into the arena and headed to the ring.
Commercial Break
JBL's limo makes its' way out and then JBL himself gets out of the limo to some huge heat. JBL gets into the ring and grabs a mic. JBL says that he has something to say, but that it will be short and sweet. He says he knows that the Undertaker is not here, even though GM Teddy Long ordered him to show up. JBL says that Taker thinks he walks on water, that he is high and mighty with all this "special appearance" crap. Well, JBL has had enough. The lights go out.........and then..........BONG!.............BONG!............. ....The lights come up and Taker is standing behind JBL who has his eyes fixiated on the stage. JBL turns around and gets met with a Chokeslam straight to hell to a huge pop. Teddy Long comes out and is livid. He says that he is not going to have his show turn into some madhouse. That crap is for Monday nights on Raw. This is Smackdown and it is his show. Teddy tells Taker that if he values his job then he will listen to what he has to say. Teddy says that the special appearance stuff is over. He says Taker has a contract that says he is property of Smackdown and that he will be present at each show from here on out. If he doesn't comply, Taker is fired. But, not just fired from Smackdown, but fired from the WWE completely. Teddy says that he has already had it okayed by Vince. So next week, Taker will be in a match. And if he doesn't show, then he's gone. Teddy leaves to a chorus of boo's as Taker looks on with an evil look.
Rico and Charlie are in their locker room getting ready for their match. Rico tells Charlie that tonight is a huge opportunity for them. They are facing one of the best tag teams in wrestling history. Charlie says he is ready and Rico says let's do this as they head out to the ring.
Commercial Break
Main Event
Match#5
WWE Tag Team Championship
Rico & Haas(c) vs. Dudley Boyz
Match starts off with Rico and Bubbalocking up. Bubba applies a side headlock but Rico begins to slap Bubba on the ass forcing Bubba to break the hold. Bubba warns Rico not to be doing stuff like that, but Rico says he didn't do anything. The two lock up again and Bubba gets Rico in another side headlock, but then pummels on Rico's back driving down to the mat. Tag to Dvon, but Rico arm drags Dvon and takes the advantage. Tag to Haas who begins to work on Dvon with a variety of technical moves. Rico and Haas keep the fresher man in and keep Dvon far away from his corner. Haas sets up for his finisher, but Bubba comes in and breaks it up. Bubba begins to beat on Haas until Rico gets in and he and Haas double team Bubba. Dvon rolls to the outside and Haas and Rico hit a double drop kick sending Bubba to the outside. Haas and Rico have the advantage and are feeling it and then out comes Miss Jackie to a nice pop. Rico and Haas are surprised to see her there and she makes her way to the ring. She looks at Bubba and kicks him in the nuts. She gets in the ring as Rico and Haas hug her. Then, she falls down on the mat and faints. Rico and Haas look over her and tend to her, then she comes to and low blows both men. Rico and Haas clutch there private parts. Bubba is too his feet and Dvon is also back in the ring. Bubba throws Rico over the top rope, as Dvon is set to hit the 3D. Haas turns around and the Dudley's connect with the 3D for the win.
Winners and new WWE Tag Team Champion- The Dudley Boys.
Miss Jackie takes the belts and hands them to the Dudley's and she kisses both men on the cheek. She raises there arms up in victory to some tremendous heat.
We see Kurt Angle walking in the back headed towards the ring. Angle's segment is next.
Final Commercial Break.
Cole and Tazz show us a replay of the Dudley's winning the tag belts. We go backstage where the Dudley's and Miss Jackie are joined by Paul Heyman. Bubba says that thanks to Paul, he and Dvon found there mean streak and are once again the tag champs. Paul says that thanks are also deserved for Miss Jackie, and Paul is very excited about his newest client, his first female client. Jackie says that she hangs with winners, and this is where the winners are. They all walk off to go celebrate.
Angle's music hits and out walks Kurt to a chorus of boo's and of course the "You Suck" chants. Kurt gets in the ring and calls for a mic. Kurt says that he came here to say something very important. First, he says that he is not retiring, even though that is probably what the people want. Kurt says that he has been away from ring action for the last few months because he needed time to heal. He says that he never, ever considered retiring because he still has things to do. And Kurt says that he will accomplish his goals. Kurt holds up a piece of paper and says that this is his new contract that he, Vince and Teddy Long agreed to over this past weekend. Kurt is here on Smackdown to stay and he will the man with whom Smackdown is built around. Kurt says that no other superstar in the back is like him. If Kurt were to have retired, Smackdown would fold so fast and those boys in the back would be looking for work at McDonald's. Cena's music hits and out walks the doctor. Cena says that Kurt must be living in some kind of dream world, because Kurt aint all that. Kurt says that he is glad that John came out. Kurt takes his shirt off and tells John to bring it. Cena does and the two begin to trade punches. Angle goes for the Angle Slam, but Cena counters it and goes for the FU, but Angle counters it and puts on the ankle lock. Cena rolls out of it, kicks Kurt in the gut, and hits the FU on Cena. Cena has the crowd on its' feet as Smackdown goes off the air with Cena on the turnbuckle posing to the crowd.
End Show.
FROM UNIONDALE, LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK
NASSAU COLESIUM
We see a video showing clips of last weeks Smackdown. We see Vince announcing Teddy as the new GM, Teddy saying how he will make Smackdown better than Raw. We see Sexay injuring Knoble, we see Classic and Chavo confront one another with Dawn Marie coming out and telling Chavo he will meet RVD in a match tonight for the number one contender's spot. We see Eddie beating JBL to retain his WWE title. We see The Dudley's winning the number one contender's spot for the tag titles and then attacking Rico/Haas and 3Ding Jackie. We see Cena after he is attacked in the back. We see JBL costing Undertaker his match against Booker. The video ends with Teddy with a big smile on his face
Pyro goes off and the Smackdown theme hits the pa as Smackdown comes to you from Uniondale, Long Island, New York. Michael Cole and Tazz welcome us to Nassau Colesium, as this is the first Smackdown in three years. Tazz and Cole run down the card, highlighting the main event which is for the tag team titles as the champs Rico and Haas defend against the Dudley's. Tazz brings up that GM Long ordered Undertaker to be here tonight and Cole pipes in that he has not seen Taker today. Tazz also talks about Kurt Angle's return, and Cole says that tonight's card is loaded from top to bottom as we go to the ring for our first contest.
Match#1
United States Championship Match
John Cena(c) vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly makes his way down to the ring as Tazz mentions that this match was supposed to happen last week, but that Cena was attacked by someone as was knocked out cold. Cole then says that GM Long ordered this match for tonight and that he has yet to find out who the culprit of the attack was. Cena's music hits and Nassau comes to life as the Doctor of Thuganomics makes his way out. He makes a b-line straight to the ring and immediately begins his assault of Holly. The ref tries to get Cena off of Holly, but Cena pushes the ref out of his way. Cena takes his chain from around his neck, wraps it around his fists, and nails Holly right on the forehead. The ref calls for the bell and Cena sees him do it. Cena kicks the ref in the gut and delivers an FU to the ref to a thunderous response. Holly staggers to his feet and Cena hits him with an FU. Cena then calls for a mic and he gets one. He kicks Holly and the ref out of the ring.
Winner: Hardcore Holly via DQ
Cena says that he is sorry that Holly happened to be the unfortunate one to have to deal with John Cena. But, John says that it is time he found out who was the coward that attacked him from behind. Teddy Long's music hits and out walks the GM of Smackdown with Dawn Marie by his side. Teddy holds the ropes open for Dawn who is looking very sexy tonight. Teddy grabs a mic. Teddy says that he also wants to know who attacked Cena. However, Teddy is angry because Cena is setting a bad example. Teddy says that he will not let the inmates run the assylum like they do on Raw. Cena interrupts Teddy and says that all he wants to know is if Teddy knows who attacked him. Teddy says he has tried all week to find out but that nobody is talking. So, no, Teddy has no idea who attacked Cena. John then suggests that Teddy had better find out tonight, because if he doesn't Teddy will get FU'd. Long gets in Cena's face and tells him that Smackdown is his show and that he will not tolerate Cena giving him orders. Teddy says that he will find out who it was that attacked Cena.
"Oooooooooooooh, Chavo". Chavo Jr. comes out to some serious heat. Teddy and John looked stunned to see Chavo. Chavo has a mic in hand and stands on the stage. Chavo says that he can help both Teddy and John out, because he knows who attacked Cena last week. But, before they ask, Chavo asks Teddy how much the information is worth to him. Cena pipes in that Chavo better spill it out, or Cena will come up there and beat it out of him. Teddy jumps in and tells Chavo that he had better tell him what he knows, or else. Chavo says that is not good enough for him, but for the right price, Chavo will gladly tell Teddy. Long asks Chavo what he wants, and Chavo says that he wants his match for tonight to be a no dq match. Chavo says that this is an important match for him, because it will propel him into the big leagues. Teddy likes that and says he can have it as long as Chavo tells him and Cena what he knows. Chavo says that it was RVD who attacked Cena. Cena becomes enraged and storms out of the ring and heads to the back.
Commercial Break
We come back and see Cena walking in the back looking for Rob. He runs into a tech guy and asks him if he has seen Rob. The tech guys says that Rob should be in his dressing room. Cena walks off and heads towards Rob's dressing room.
Teddy and Dawn are in his office when the door is forced open and in walks Holly. Holly is furious and demands that Teddy give him his match for the US title tonight. Teddy calms Holly down and says that he has thought about it and that in next week's main event, it will be Cena vs. Holly for the US title in a steel cage. Teddy assures Holly that the match will happen, because if it doesn't, Cena will be stripped of his US title and Holly will be the new US champion. Holly likes that and walks out of Teddy's office with a smile.
Josh Matthews is standing at the interviewer's area with the WWE Tag Team champs, Rico and Charlie Haas. Miss Jackie is not with them. Josh asks them about this and Rico says that Jackie is at home recovering from the 3D the Dudley's gave her. He says that tonight, he and Haas are going to show the Dudley's why they are the tag champs. Rico says that the Dudley's made a mistake by touching there lady, and that what they did will not be forgotten. Charlie says that this past week he and Rico have been training hard and have really started to gel together. The Dudley's are gonna see that in the flesh.
Match#2
Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Classic(c) vs. Shannon Moore
Moore is already in the ring awaiting the arrival of Classic. Classic's music hits and out walks the champ to a nice pop. Match starts out with Moore taking the advantage with a couple of hip tosses, followed by arm bar takedown, and a drop kick that sends the champ through the middle ropes. Classic composes himself and gets back into the ring. Moore advances towards Classic but the vetern takes the advantage with a couple of rights and lefts, then hits a belly-to-bellt suplex. Classic makes the quick cover but only gets a two. Side head lock as Classic tries to wear down the youngster, but Moore gets out of it with a back-body suplex. Classic gets to his feet and applies the side head lock once again. He gets Moore to where his knees are on the mat, as the ref administers the three count. Moore gets his arm up on the third count, and elbows Classic in the gut. Moore comes off the ropes and goes for a cross body, but Classic ducks it and Moore goes throught he ropes and lands face first onto the mat outside the ring.
Commercial Break.
Michael Cole welcomes us back as Moore is back in the ring, but Classic has him in an abdominal stretch. Moore hip tosses Classic to break the hold, but he can barely get to his feet. Classic does and charges at Moore, but Moore kicks him in the gut and nails Classic with a hellacious DDT. Moore comes to life and gets Classic up and calls for........the Twist of Fate! He connects with the move and goes to make the cover, but he doesn't realize that Grandmaster Sexay has run down to the ring. Before the ref can make the third count, Sexay pulls Moore off of Classic and drags him to the outside. The ref never see's it, but he see's Sexay and asks him what he id doing here. Moore is irate, but Sexay starts to back off and walks backwards up the ramp. The ref and Moore have there eyes fixed on Sexay, and neither man notices Classic has come to his feet. Classic rolls up Moore in the school boy and the ref makes the three count.
Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion- Chavo Classic
Classic holds his belt in the air and then notices that Sexay is standing on the stage. Sexay begins to clap for Classic. Classic has a look of confusion on his face.
We see Rob in his dressing room lacing up his boots. There is a knock on the door and Rob answers it. He is greeted with a chair shot to the head from John Cena. Cena hits Rob across his back a few times and yells that Rob should never have messes with him. Cena leaves a wounded RVD. After a moment, we see Chavo walk in and smile as he see's Rob lying on the floor. Chavo says that it is a shame that Rob will not be competeing tonight because that means Chavo will be the number one contender. Chavo laughs and walks off.
Sexay is walking in the back as Josh Matthews approaches him and asks Sexay why did what he did. Sexay says that he came to Smackdown for one reason. He wants the Cruiseweight title and he wants to beat a legend. He says that Randy Orton has made his career on Raw as "The Legend Killer". Well, Sexay says that here on Smackdown, he is going to be known as the same. After he beats Paul London tonight, Sexay says that he will march into Teddy Long's office and request a Cruiserweight title match at the Great American Bash. Josh asks Sexay if he did live up to his promise of going and apologizing to Jamie Knoble. Sexay says he has been too busy to do it, but he will make a public apology when the time comes. Sexay says that he did not hurt Knoble intentionally, but that many of the cruiser's feel he did. Sexay says they are all scared of him and know that he is the best Cruiser in the sport today. Sexay walks off.
Commercial Break
"Viva La Rassa" hits the pa and the fans go nuts as Eddie Guererro makes his way out in another lowrider. Eddie gets into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle and acknowledges the crowd as he holds the WWE Championship belt in his hands. Eddie gets a mic and prepares to speak. Eddie says that last week he finished his business with JBL, and that he showed why Latino Heat is the WWE Champion. Eddie says that now his focus is turned towards a man that he knows very well. That man in now the number one contender for the title. That man is.....Booker T. Eddie says that since he and Booker joined the WWE, that they have never faced one another. Well, that will all change at the Great American Bash.
"Can you dig it......Sucka?" hits and out walks the number one contender for the WWE title, Booker T. The crowd is leveling tons of heat towards the five time WCW champion. Booker gets in the ring and grabs a mic. Booker says that finally justice has been served. Book says last week he beat the Undertaker like he said he would and now he gets a title shot. A shot that Booker says he has deserved since coming to Smackdown. Booker says that Eddie hasn't faced anybody worthy of being the champion. But that will change at the Bash. Eddie pipes in and reminds Booker that if it wasn't for JBL, he would not be the number one contender. "Tell me you didn't just say that.", is Booker response, and Eddie goes to say it again, but Booker nails him with a sucker punch. He gets on top of Eddie and whales on him with lefts and rights. Eddie rolls Booker over and gives Booker a taste of his own medicine. Booker gets Eddie off of him. Eddie is up and goes after Booker, but Booker hits Eddie with a low blow, followed up with a Book End. Booker grabs the title belt and stands over the fallen Eddie. He holds the belt over his head and taunts the crowd that he will be the WWE Champion.
Teddy Long is in his office when Dawn Marie enters. She informs Teddy of what Cena did. Teddy smiles and says that RVD had it coming. Dawn says that she feels that Chavo is lying because everything looks like a set-up for Chavo to have it easy for his match tonight. Teddy says that Dawn is being paranoid and that she needs to tell RVD that if he can't go tonight, then Chavo will be the number one contender. Dawn leaves.
Commercial Break.
Match#3
Number one contender's spot for US title.
Chavo Guererro vs. RVD
Chavo is in the ring and has a mic in hand. He tells the ref to go ahead and start the match because RVD will not be making it to the ring. Chavo laughs and says that he pulled one over on John Cena. Chavo admits that he was the one who attcked Cena backstage. He set the whole thing up because he wanted Cena to take out RVD and thereby giving Chavo the number one contender's spot for the US title. Chavo says that he is smart and knows how to get things done. He tells the ref to ring the bell and make the countout. The ref does and gets to seven when Rob's music hits and out he walks with a pissed off look. Chavo can't believe it and tells the ref to kep counting, but Rob gets in the ring and takes it to Chavo. Rob hits rights and lefts, irish whips Chavo into the ropes and hits a nice dropkick. Chavo crawls out of the ring and walks towards the back, saying he has had enough. But Cena comes out on the stage and Chavo stops on the ref. Cena backs Chavo up to the ring and goes to punch Chavo, but Renee Dupree comes out and hits Cena from behind. Rob is on the turnbuckle and he jumps off and hits Dupree with a high cross body. RVD beats on Dupree, but Chavo interrupts him and beats down RVD. Chavo thorws Rob back into the ring and beats on Cena. Dupree comes to and joins in on the beating. The ref is trying to gain control, but can't do it. Rob comes to and does a moonsault off the top rope onto Chavo and Dupree. A "holy ****" chant breaks out and all four men are layed out on the floor.
Commercial Break.
We come back and Cole and Tazz tell us that during the break order was finally restored when Teddy Long came out and ordered Cena and Dupree to the back and Long restarted the match. Chavo has Rob in a front face lock as he tries to wear down Mr. Thursday Night. An RVD chant breaks out, and Rob feeds off of the crowd. Elbows to the midsection of Chavo, who breaks the hold, but Chavo grabs Rob by the hair and drags him down hard on the mat. Rob winces in pain and Chavo sees this. Chavo begins to pummel on the back of Rob's neck as Rob shouts out in pain. One....Two....Three neckbreakers in succession and Rob is down. Chavo goes up on the top turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash, but Rob moves at the last second. Rob is still reeling from the neckbreakers and can't seize the opportunity. Rob gets to his feet first and hits the karate kick on Chavo. Chavo is down and Rob goes for the Rolling Thunder. He connects but hurt his neck in the process. Both men are down as the ref makes the countout. He gets to five and Chavo is first to his feet, but Rob is right behind him getting up as well. Rob goes for a spinning heel kick but Chavo ducks, grabs Rob by the leg, and suplexes him right on his neck. Chavo sees this and makes the cover with his foot on the ropes for leverage and gets the win.
Winner and the number one contender for the US title- Chavo Guererro.
Chavo leaves the ring as Rob is still down. Dupree comes running out and hits the ring and proceeds to beat on RVD. Dupree slides outside and goes underneath the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. He gets in the ring and waits for Rob to get almost all the way up. Renee brings the sledgehammer down on the back and neck of Rob as Rob's body falls lifelessly to the mat. The crowd give Dupree tremendous heat and then out walks Paul Heyman. Heyman says that this is the new Renee Dupree. The "French Phenom" who will revolutionize Smackdown like no other. The future of this business. Paul gets in the ring and he and Dupree shake hands. Paul lifts Dupree's hand in the air to a chorus of boos.
Commercial Break.
Paul Heyman and Renee Dupree are in Teddy Long's office as both men are happy with what just happened. Teddy says he likes this new Dupree we are seeing and that he sees nothing but great things ahead for him. Heyman says that Dupree has made Paul his personal agent and that Dupree has requested a match at the Great American Bash against RVD. Teddy says he likes that and is down with that. Paul and Renee leave with big smiles on their faces.
Match#4
Grandmaster Sexay vs. Paul London
London is in the ring when Grandmaster's music hits and out he walks to a chorus of boos. Sexay can't believe what he is hearing as he makes his way to the ring. Sexay enters and London wastes no time as he starts punching away on Sexay. Irish whip and a back elbow connect on Sexay. Dropkick to Sexay and a quick cover by London but he only gets a two. London keeps being aggressive and hits a hurricanrana off the turnbuckle. Another cover by London but again he only gets a two. Sexay begs for London to back off but London won't have any of it. London lunges for Sexay, but Sexay hits him in the gut and shoves him into the ringpost shoulder first. Sexay to the outside and he grabs London's shoulder and rams it three times into the ring post. Sexay has a look of evil in his eyes as he searches under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat. The ref warns Sexay not to use it but Sexay pays him no attention. Sexay drives the bat into the shoulder of London and the ref calls for the bell. Sexay gets in the ring behind the Ref and nails him in the back with the bat. Classic comes out to a nice pop, gets in the ring, and he and Sexay go toe-to-toe before Classic gets the better of him. Sexay slides out of the ring as Chavo Classic jaw-jacks with him. He checks on London but keeps one eye on Sexay.
Winner: Paul London via DQ
We go backstage as Josh Matthews is set to interview the Dudley Boyz. Josh asks the Dudley's how they can justify what they did to Miss Jackie. Bubba says that they don't have to justify a damn thing and that tonight he and Dvon will win the tag team titles and will hold onto them for as long as they damn well please. Dvon yells "Oh, Testify!" as the Dudley's walk off.
JBL's limo is shown pulling into the arena and headed to the ring.
Commercial Break
JBL's limo makes its' way out and then JBL himself gets out of the limo to some huge heat. JBL gets into the ring and grabs a mic. JBL says that he has something to say, but that it will be short and sweet. He says he knows that the Undertaker is not here, even though GM Teddy Long ordered him to show up. JBL says that Taker thinks he walks on water, that he is high and mighty with all this "special appearance" crap. Well, JBL has had enough. The lights go out.........and then..........BONG!.............BONG!............. ....The lights come up and Taker is standing behind JBL who has his eyes fixiated on the stage. JBL turns around and gets met with a Chokeslam straight to hell to a huge pop. Teddy Long comes out and is livid. He says that he is not going to have his show turn into some madhouse. That crap is for Monday nights on Raw. This is Smackdown and it is his show. Teddy tells Taker that if he values his job then he will listen to what he has to say. Teddy says that the special appearance stuff is over. He says Taker has a contract that says he is property of Smackdown and that he will be present at each show from here on out. If he doesn't comply, Taker is fired. But, not just fired from Smackdown, but fired from the WWE completely. Teddy says that he has already had it okayed by Vince. So next week, Taker will be in a match. And if he doesn't show, then he's gone. Teddy leaves to a chorus of boo's as Taker looks on with an evil look.
Rico and Charlie are in their locker room getting ready for their match. Rico tells Charlie that tonight is a huge opportunity for them. They are facing one of the best tag teams in wrestling history. Charlie says he is ready and Rico says let's do this as they head out to the ring.
Commercial Break
Main Event
Match#5
WWE Tag Team Championship
Rico & Haas(c) vs. Dudley Boyz
Match starts off with Rico and Bubbalocking up. Bubba applies a side headlock but Rico begins to slap Bubba on the ass forcing Bubba to break the hold. Bubba warns Rico not to be doing stuff like that, but Rico says he didn't do anything. The two lock up again and Bubba gets Rico in another side headlock, but then pummels on Rico's back driving down to the mat. Tag to Dvon, but Rico arm drags Dvon and takes the advantage. Tag to Haas who begins to work on Dvon with a variety of technical moves. Rico and Haas keep the fresher man in and keep Dvon far away from his corner. Haas sets up for his finisher, but Bubba comes in and breaks it up. Bubba begins to beat on Haas until Rico gets in and he and Haas double team Bubba. Dvon rolls to the outside and Haas and Rico hit a double drop kick sending Bubba to the outside. Haas and Rico have the advantage and are feeling it and then out comes Miss Jackie to a nice pop. Rico and Haas are surprised to see her there and she makes her way to the ring. She looks at Bubba and kicks him in the nuts. She gets in the ring as Rico and Haas hug her. Then, she falls down on the mat and faints. Rico and Haas look over her and tend to her, then she comes to and low blows both men. Rico and Haas clutch there private parts. Bubba is too his feet and Dvon is also back in the ring. Bubba throws Rico over the top rope, as Dvon is set to hit the 3D. Haas turns around and the Dudley's connect with the 3D for the win.
Winners and new WWE Tag Team Champion- The Dudley Boys.
Miss Jackie takes the belts and hands them to the Dudley's and she kisses both men on the cheek. She raises there arms up in victory to some tremendous heat.
We see Kurt Angle walking in the back headed towards the ring. Angle's segment is next.
Final Commercial Break.
Cole and Tazz show us a replay of the Dudley's winning the tag belts. We go backstage where the Dudley's and Miss Jackie are joined by Paul Heyman. Bubba says that thanks to Paul, he and Dvon found there mean streak and are once again the tag champs. Paul says that thanks are also deserved for Miss Jackie, and Paul is very excited about his newest client, his first female client. Jackie says that she hangs with winners, and this is where the winners are. They all walk off to go celebrate.
Angle's music hits and out walks Kurt to a chorus of boo's and of course the "You Suck" chants. Kurt gets in the ring and calls for a mic. Kurt says that he came here to say something very important. First, he says that he is not retiring, even though that is probably what the people want. Kurt says that he has been away from ring action for the last few months because he needed time to heal. He says that he never, ever considered retiring because he still has things to do. And Kurt says that he will accomplish his goals. Kurt holds up a piece of paper and says that this is his new contract that he, Vince and Teddy Long agreed to over this past weekend. Kurt is here on Smackdown to stay and he will the man with whom Smackdown is built around. Kurt says that no other superstar in the back is like him. If Kurt were to have retired, Smackdown would fold so fast and those boys in the back would be looking for work at McDonald's. Cena's music hits and out walks the doctor. Cena says that Kurt must be living in some kind of dream world, because Kurt aint all that. Kurt says that he is glad that John came out. Kurt takes his shirt off and tells John to bring it. Cena does and the two begin to trade punches. Angle goes for the Angle Slam, but Cena counters it and goes for the FU, but Angle counters it and puts on the ankle lock. Cena rolls out of it, kicks Kurt in the gut, and hits the FU on Cena. Cena has the crowd on its' feet as Smackdown goes off the air with Cena on the turnbuckle posing to the crowd.
End Show.