Time to Spit

[CLIT]

Aiight y'all, let me show you what it's all about,
it's Summer time and we all know school is out.
But for y'all the Rap Game's in session,
I'm gonna ****in' teach all yo' asses a lesson,
my lyrical gift can be a curse but it's mostly a blessin',
stay in line or else yo' ass will get some addressin',
by none other than the almighty,
rhymes tighter than tighty whities,
my style is sick but don't bite me,
throw the flag up and don't try to fight me,
I'm the rap Ali and you know I box righty,
y'all low to the ground, ain't no one as high as me.
My **** will make you laugh or it may kill you,
you suck at rap, let me write it and I'll just bill you.
Or send yo' girl or Moms over and I'll call it even,
**** it! I'm still comin' after you to stop yo' breathin',
don't piss me off cause it's over once I start steamin',
I'm ****y as hell and I'll be like "Willie..Willie Beamin"!
CLIT runs the show, now y'all ****in' know,
learn and get a flow, while I go **** all yo' hoes.

WHAT?

[legendaryken]

Hah! That bitch Clit gone to Wrestlepower,
Guess he knew it was the legend's hour,
Thought he'd hide with the freaks and the hoes,
Well that's where the IoW reject goes,
Move over Clit, I'm comin to spit,
This? It's a warm-up. That tingle yo slit?
Im gonna go now and clear my throat,
Who gives a **** 'bout the public vote,
You know I'm the best, so better start shakin',
I see through all your fly-boy fakin',
I'll give yo raps 3 out of 10,
But choke on this - the legend begins again.

[Superman33]

Hey Ken, isn't it past your bed time?
That sure was one ****ty rhyme
My rhymes are worth a million, your's aint worth a dime
There isn't room in the rap game for Father Time
This is hardcore ****
Run by Supes and the Clit
You're punk ass can't spit
Kenny, you just don't fit
**** like this belongs on 8 Mile
You belong in jail you ****in pedophile
So get the hell out, and don't come back for a while
Gonna spit in here, it's gotta be in style
You're plain fat like E Honda, I'm slick like Guile
That's right bitch, I'm a ****in street fighter
And when it comes to the women I'm a ****in all nighter
Supes and Clit modding? It don't get no righter
So raise up your ****in lighter
I live for the rap game, and I don't lose
All you do is sit at home and booze
So stop rappin and go away, I'm not askin you to chooze
When you rap all you cause is a damn snooze
I don't need to say anymore, I've told you what to do
You rappin is a bad idea, like You Got Served Part 2
My words have now left you verbally black and blue
So let me leave by saying, legendary who?

[legendaryken]

Hey Supes, I remember you from DC Comics,
That **** predates even Hooked on Phonics,
Must make you around one hundred and four,
Now **** off, yo becomin a bore,
What makes you think I'm a paedophile?
Twelve year olds just ain't my style,
I'm more into big round titties,
You don't get them on underage kitties,
But,hey! You never did **** Lois Lane,
Your ****** loss, her major gain,
See that **** lost inside yo pants?
Oh, my mistake, you swopped it for yo implants,
Come back Supes when you got somethin' worth sayin'.
If you can't type it up, just use the green crayon,
I'll do my best to stifle a yawn,
But just remember this...the legend lives on...

[Duff]

Ken, when the **** did you actually get half decent at this ****?

listen up kids, yo call that rappin
all i see are you ***-covered lips flappin
my irish lines, they x-rated
prepare to get yo ass educated
they burn so bad, you gonna need sedated
all yo got is **** that's outdated
all this **** about you bangin hos
you couldnt tell your **** from your nose
when i get going i dont stop till she blows
ask your mom, damn right she knows
yo raps are as smooth as a french womans bush
its my quality rhymes yo all cant touch
Clit and Supes, yeah they in charge
but Duff is here, livin it large
the quality is there for all to see
there's only one greatest, and thats....


































Superman33?


God I love being crap at this, it brings so much entertainment to my little lfe

[Peoples King]

Ken, Celts arent supposed to be able to rap! **** man. And Duff you made me laugh, not cool. Dont throw out rhymes, makes the world think better of us Celts. Im going to have to come here and save our name.

Peoples Bling coming soon..............

[legendaryken]

Hey, I'm not bad for a *cough* year old Celt who owns precisely 3 rap CDs (Eminem/ Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers and Public Enemy/ It Takes a Nation of Millions.)
Whereas Clit is a 16 year old African/American crack dealer from the projects in Chicago who suckled at the teat of NWA. (Maybe not)

[xxcxx]

Lukester,Want o battle get smacked with a paddle?
You know you like that **** you take it deep from clit!
WWEchick is so fat,To bad you dont have stings big black bat,Cause you shoved it up your, try to pass......off as aman,But youll get slain,to bad you wasnt a stain in your daddys pants,you know you love the Gay romance that you got wit clit,hes smacks that ass and wont quit,claimin that your a Hogan Fan,but you just want a one night stand with a big black man!

[Superman33]

WTF? Are you on crack?

[xxcxx]

Can clit spit or Is he full of ****?
And whats up with that avatar,did you get hit in the head at a gay bar?
Whats up with that name what was you smokin or tokin?
Was it Lukesters ball sack or trevor lanes butt crack?

[Gravedigger]

lol, this coming from a guy whose screen name is xxcxx. X=what illiterate people use to sign their name.

I swear, this guy reminds me of the Outlaws of IOW. All the homophobic insults. lol, I should be an ass by whipping out that old sig where I broadcasted all the homophobes to the board so people knew who to not interact with. :whatevera

[Peoples King]

*Runs up and spits in Clits face followed by NobodycaresKen's face. Pauses gets some greens going then spits on Supes.*

Now thats how you spit!

[legendaryken]

That was you dribbling, PeoplesBingcrosby, not spitting.

[Peoples King]

That was you dribbling, PeoplesBingcrosby, not spitting.

You best belive on PeoplesBingcrosby and if I see your kids Im going to beat them like only Bing can!

[legendaryken]

Em, Bing's currently rotting 6 feet under, so the most damage he could do would be to their sense of smell. Anyway, you're PeoplesYingtongtiddleeyepo today. I've got a list and I'm not even half-way through.


Oh, get up off your knees, that's not a dignified way for a mod to behave. :p

[Gravedigger]

Oh, get up off your knees, that's not a dignified way for a mod to behave. :p
OHHH BURRRN!!! Gotta give Ken some props on that one.

[Superman33]

Well, this thread has gone way off topic.

[CLIT]

Watch this right herr!

I've been gone for a minute,
but now I'm back up in this,
cause I'm in it to win it,
like the Sox in the finish,
every time I rap I kill it,
the rap game I built it,
it's like pinball cause I tilt it,
your Moms ***** I killed it,
she swallowed to completion,
that *****, I don't be eatin',
when I spit, there's no competin',
and you will end up bleedin',
my rhymes y'all ain't seein',
my flow, y'all can't be believin',
the girls, they heavy breathin',
CLIT got them all wet and steamin',
cravin' for me to give them my semen,'
this rap thing it be so easy,
I'm flowin' cause I'm all greasy,
yo' girl ain't hot, she a beast G,
ain't nice at all, she just ugly,
CLIT slick and he too damn funny,
if I went legit, I'd make mad money,
an old school rap legend spittin' here sonny,
freestylin' here like no other,
CLIT, he a nasty mother,
and he white, he ain't even a brother,
my raps make you say "CLIT give us another!"
they so good, they like better than 2 boxes of nutter butters,
with sticky icky sandwiches packed with all that fluffer nutter,
my rhymes wanted more than orange hockey balls down the gutter.


WHAT? I said WHAT?

That's how you freestyle.

Get off me.

I'm out this bitch.