Iow

[WordLife]

Hello Ladies and Gents, I am somewhat of a veteran more to the IOW Forum than to this one and its been over a year since i've been on either of the forums and I was just wondering, what happened to IOW?

[APostingGod]

Fred was found to be the leader of the reassurance of the Nazi party in Germany, a long trial took place which put IOW on hiatus, then in a shocking turn of a events... Fred morphed into a super cyborg with revenge against the world on his mind after his home world, Inovatorist 7 was destroyed in a science experiment gone wrong. A long battle ensued and ended as Fred, known as Jackiuts Dealf in his home world fell to the common cold, and therefore IOW was shut down completely and most member migrated to this forum, and we all live in harmony of one God (Posting God)...

For Now!!!!!

[Mr. Hendrickson]

I thought Inovatorist 7 was killed during the uprising at an Elementary School in Asia, thought his machine ankles were biten off thus causing him to bleed out, oil mainly. But then again I heard that he was filled with grape jelly and painted like a donut of sorts and he was gunned down by the same cops who beat Rodney King.

[The Judge]

Nope, Ryan got it right. It turned out alot of IOW's databases were filled with secret files containing recipes for bombs and what not, so the government shut it down.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

Damn and this is what I get for getting information from a monkey wearing a dress and speaking Spanglish.. :)

[Gravity]

It's ok, Ryan had to go down on that monkey to get that info anyway.

[AFalseSinn]

wait....this isnt iow?

wow, I was starting to wonder why i was actually enjoying this place.

[Duff]

hmmm

[Prometheus]

Serious time! Trust me to spoil the fun and have to be the realist one..

IOW for a long time, simply didn't have its owner as commited as its staff. But I was so new back then it's almost funny. Really due to an overabunance of less-than-intelligent posters on the WWE forums, a lot of the good posters that post more than "Batista sucks" or "I Love Orton", a lot left. Off Topic went the same way and slowly but surely so did the E-Fed. Then one day back in june 2006, the board went down, badly. The subscription had expired and the last of the good IOW-ers (Me included) decided to go over and see what WP was all about. Twow eeks later IOW was abck, but people who used to be IOW specific were now on both. And They knew that within a year, the same crisis would happen again. So a lot decided to stay here, the IOW EFed died and essentially ther eebcmae nearly no reason for IOW to be visited. Thus it died as the subscription ran out again. Course by then Duff Didn't need to buy IOW since we all knew about WP.

As for the bad posters that had choked IOW to death, under the harsh rule and unmasked swearing abilities of Duff, they were told to straighten up and fly right, or they were simply booted. And Prometheus became an Admin, hooray for him!

[APostingGod]

Yeah... that's the white man view of it... I guess.

[Duff]

As for the bad posters that had choked IOW to death, under the harsh rule and unmasked swearing abilities of Duff, they were told to straighten up and fly right, or they were simply booted. And Prometheus became an Admin, hooray for him!

You make me sound like an internet Hitler.

I'm much more a Mussolini kinda guy.

[Prometheus]

Mussolini was also a guy quite interested in the ideas of Bio-Diesel, or vehicles working on plant matter than oil deposits. You know, he made the trains run on Thyme!
It's funny, isn't it Ken?

[Duff]

oh dear!

[Mr. Hendrickson]

Why is it everytime a simple white man like myself makes an explanation that works another more or less white-ish man comes in and tells the world his view. Its starting to remind me of the Iranian President kinda scary to think the Holocaust never happen considering it did.. Damn the American text books and its falsehoods ...

[legendaryken]

Pun of the month from Prom. Not going to even try and beat that one. It's humour like that that failed to save IoW. Just as well WP doesn't need saving.