Peoples King
06-08-2004, 11:50 AM
Camera opens showing a clip of last Saturdays Mayhem. It shows some clips of the New Generation taking on the American National Front. The clips end once we see Stan Langford attacl both Armen and Pheonix with a steel chair. We cut to 'The Kind' Trent Armen and Johnny Pheonix backstage with Jeff LeMass. LeMass has his trusty mic and is all set to deliver the interview of a life time. First the Main Man and now the New Generation, Jeff maybe able to take over as the number one interviewer here. Oh think of it, thinks Jeff, my name in lights.......... good on ya Jeff.
Jeff LeMass:
Hello, Im Jeff LeMass and right now I am backstage for an interview with uCw's up and coming sensation, the New Generation. Guys I just want to say that..........
Trent:
Whoa, back that truck up! Johnny are you seeing what Im seeing?
Johnny:
What the!? Damn Michelle what happened to you?
Jeff LeMass:
Sorry?
Trent:
Well we were expecting to be interviewed by Michelle Matthews. (Glances over at Pheonix with a slight grin) You just dont have her....... winning personality.
Johnny:
Dont take this the wrong way or anything........ Your good and you dress just like her but.........
Trent:
But that little tache you got going, nah its not you.
Johnny:
Michelle carries herself much better.
Trent:
Yeah she has this whole chest ass thing going that you dont have Jeffery.
Johnny:
He's right. Plus the fact that you have, more then likely, got some form of scrotal sack.........
Trent:
At least we hope so, for you sake.
Johnny:
Fire away!
Jeff:
I forget what I was going to say.
Trent:
Maybe you were going to ask us about the ANF?
Johnny:
Or the Canuxxters Empire......... Ray Williams............ The Dali Lama?
Jeff:
Ummmmm........... oh yeah! (Clears throat) Last Saturday you had a match with the American National Front now truth be told, the two of you owned them throughout the match. However Stan Langford took both of you out with a steel chair leading to your DQ victory. This coming Wednessday you have a tag match against them again. Is vengeance on your minds?
Trent:
Last Saturday Stan Langford took the cowards way out. The New Generation were giving out the ass kicking of the century to tweedle dumb and tweedle dee. We had those two on the ropes. I had the band tuned and we were ready to rock the house with some sweet...... Sweet Chin Music. Next thing you know I feel the unpleasent feeling of steel against my skull.
Johnny:
Stan was hoping that a DQ win would help him save face. After all he can claim, and his buddy Buckaro can claim, that we didnt pin them and that we could never pin them. This coming Revolution however we will be pinning those sons of bitches, One Two Three! That isnt a promise or me talking ****. That there is a Texas sized garuntee.
Trent:
You see Stan when you fought us little did you know that you would be fighting the two greatest up and coming athletes in this business. Little did you know that you and Bucksey Daisy would be on the ropes hoping that someone would be coming out to help you. Stan you are a disgrace to the United States of America. You are just some scared white man who doesnt realise that this country was built by the hard working Irish, Italians, Mexicans etc. With all these great people coming togeather, the US wouldnt be what it is today. I am a proud American and as a proud American it makes me sick to see you running around and playing our national anthem.
Johnny:
Stan starting this today the New Generation are starting the Deport Stan Langford Association.
Jeff LeMass:
What about the Canuxxters Empire?
Trent:
I think we did all the talking we wanted to in the ring with Canuxx and his boys. What he doesnt want to forget is that we havent forgotten about them. Believe me, we remember you and once we are done with these KKK mother****ers, then we are coming for you.
Johnny:
That is of course if there is anything left of the Canuxxters Empire after Ray Williams is through kicking your asses from here all the wa back to Canada.
Jeff LeMass:
So do you consider Ray Williams a friend?
Trent:
Ray Williams is a proud American and so are we. Ray Williams fights for what he believes in, as do we. As far as the New Generation are concerned, Ray Williams is a fried.
Jeff LeMass:
Thanks guys and now........
Johnny:
One more thing, in future dont send Jeffery to give us interviews send Michelle.
Trent:
I second that. No offence Jeff I just dont like the idea of slapping you on the ass.
The New Generation head off camera as Jeff is left with is dignity on the floor.
Jeff LeMass:
Hello, Im Jeff LeMass and right now I am backstage for an interview with uCw's up and coming sensation, the New Generation. Guys I just want to say that..........
Trent:
Whoa, back that truck up! Johnny are you seeing what Im seeing?
Johnny:
What the!? Damn Michelle what happened to you?
Jeff LeMass:
Sorry?
Trent:
Well we were expecting to be interviewed by Michelle Matthews. (Glances over at Pheonix with a slight grin) You just dont have her....... winning personality.
Johnny:
Dont take this the wrong way or anything........ Your good and you dress just like her but.........
Trent:
But that little tache you got going, nah its not you.
Johnny:
Michelle carries herself much better.
Trent:
Yeah she has this whole chest ass thing going that you dont have Jeffery.
Johnny:
He's right. Plus the fact that you have, more then likely, got some form of scrotal sack.........
Trent:
At least we hope so, for you sake.
Johnny:
Fire away!
Jeff:
I forget what I was going to say.
Trent:
Maybe you were going to ask us about the ANF?
Johnny:
Or the Canuxxters Empire......... Ray Williams............ The Dali Lama?
Jeff:
Ummmmm........... oh yeah! (Clears throat) Last Saturday you had a match with the American National Front now truth be told, the two of you owned them throughout the match. However Stan Langford took both of you out with a steel chair leading to your DQ victory. This coming Wednessday you have a tag match against them again. Is vengeance on your minds?
Trent:
Last Saturday Stan Langford took the cowards way out. The New Generation were giving out the ass kicking of the century to tweedle dumb and tweedle dee. We had those two on the ropes. I had the band tuned and we were ready to rock the house with some sweet...... Sweet Chin Music. Next thing you know I feel the unpleasent feeling of steel against my skull.
Johnny:
Stan was hoping that a DQ win would help him save face. After all he can claim, and his buddy Buckaro can claim, that we didnt pin them and that we could never pin them. This coming Revolution however we will be pinning those sons of bitches, One Two Three! That isnt a promise or me talking ****. That there is a Texas sized garuntee.
Trent:
You see Stan when you fought us little did you know that you would be fighting the two greatest up and coming athletes in this business. Little did you know that you and Bucksey Daisy would be on the ropes hoping that someone would be coming out to help you. Stan you are a disgrace to the United States of America. You are just some scared white man who doesnt realise that this country was built by the hard working Irish, Italians, Mexicans etc. With all these great people coming togeather, the US wouldnt be what it is today. I am a proud American and as a proud American it makes me sick to see you running around and playing our national anthem.
Johnny:
Stan starting this today the New Generation are starting the Deport Stan Langford Association.
Jeff LeMass:
What about the Canuxxters Empire?
Trent:
I think we did all the talking we wanted to in the ring with Canuxx and his boys. What he doesnt want to forget is that we havent forgotten about them. Believe me, we remember you and once we are done with these KKK mother****ers, then we are coming for you.
Johnny:
That is of course if there is anything left of the Canuxxters Empire after Ray Williams is through kicking your asses from here all the wa back to Canada.
Jeff LeMass:
So do you consider Ray Williams a friend?
Trent:
Ray Williams is a proud American and so are we. Ray Williams fights for what he believes in, as do we. As far as the New Generation are concerned, Ray Williams is a fried.
Jeff LeMass:
Thanks guys and now........
Johnny:
One more thing, in future dont send Jeffery to give us interviews send Michelle.
Trent:
I second that. No offence Jeff I just dont like the idea of slapping you on the ass.
The New Generation head off camera as Jeff is left with is dignity on the floor.