WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil for November 6, 2007

[Mike Adams]

ACDC hits the speakers and the WPW entrance video plays in the arena, now almost virtually Jesse Longless with new clips of Scorch retaining the WPW Championship against Gunnar Brian, Brock Goodman holding the Florida State Title, Royalty defending their championships against D&D, a up close shot of Sophie Cassius as she gasps, Jamie Parker tripping and falling (hey, when did that happen?!), and ending with a fast forwarded shot of Al Gore driving a recycling truck straight into the ring!

Explosions go off and the fans go nuts.

Daniel: Welcome to Tuesday Night Turmoil! I’m Daniel Justice and sitting beside me is Max Stockton, and what an explosive week we just came off of!

Max: Hoooolllllyyy shit Hallowicked was ten types of crazy Daniel.

Daniel: I still can’t believe that Royalty retained.

Max: Royalty? How about Scorch? I was sure his time as champion was up!

Daniel: To be truthful, it was Al Gore who had to of owned the moment of the night Max.

Max: Well WPW fans, I hope you don’t expect a repeat performance of that, because history has repeated itself and once again, Al Gore after losing Florida has once again announced his retirement.

Daniel: Damnit, I really wanted to see what he could make of himself here.

Max: And you were the only one.

Daniel: No, remember there was a poll on WPW.com that asked how many people wanted him to stay?

Max: Yeah, and 2 voted stay, and 792 voted for him to leave…

Daniel: Well, exactly! I’m not the only one who voted for him to stay!

Max: Yeah I know, he’s the other vote.

Daniel: …Oh… Anyway! We’re starting things off tonight with the next match in the Tournament of Champio...

The lights in the arena go out completely. A synthesized bass line throbs at huge amplification. James Earl Jones (or a pretty good soundalike speaks over some images on the Titantron)

Next November who are you going to elect as the 44th President? A first lady who thinks that cigars are just for smoking?
(Pictures of Clinton holding a lit fat Cuban – probably photoshopped; then looking very unhappy in the background as Bill is kissed on the cheek by a pretty 18 year old female supporter; finally an unflattering shot of her blowing out a birthday cake festooned with 60 candles)

A black man (we think) who never played basketball in his life?
(Pictures of Obama kissing Dolly Parton; at a NASCAR race; pulling on a KKK hood – definitely photoshopped, that one)

The local Mafia Don?
(Giuliani eating linguini, kissing the Pope’s ring, shooting some guy in the head with a machine pistol – might be real that one)

An actor that once ran 243rd to Steve Buscemi in a poll to choose the next James Bond?
(Fred Thompson in doublet and hose, posing with a skull like Hamlet; in fake moustache and glasses like Groucho Marx; in group masturbation scene like Ron Jeremy)

Somebody called Keith Sprankle?
(three photos of homeless guys drinking from brown paper bags)

This guy?
(Could be Joe Biden, but even his mother isn’t sure what he looks like)

Or former PCW World Champion, host of late night TV talk shows, the man Oprah Winfrey described as her favorite ever guest, John Oliver Kenneth Edward Ster!
(The music bursts into ‘Flash Gordon’ originally by Queen, this version by a local mixed voice robed choir, previously used by Jokester in his victory parades at PCW. Lyrics:

FLASH! Aaaaaaah aaaaah, Saviour of the Universe!
FLASH! Aaaaaah aaaaah, He’ll save every one of us.
FLASH! Aaaaaah aaaaah He's a miracle
FLASH! Aaaaaah aaaaah King of the impossible

He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child-he's a mighty
Flash

Just a man
With a man's courage
Nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail
Aaaaaaah aaaaaah

FLASH!

(Pictures of Jokester in various heroic wrestling poses, landing big spots, caught picking his nose backstage)

Voters of America. Next November, do your duty and vote the way your conscience dictates. Which other candidate has promised to end world hunger, cure cancer and win the WPW World Championship? Which other candidate is on both the Republican and Democratic ticket? Which other candidate has promised to unite Roe and Wade after years of senseless dispute?
Vote Jokester. You know it makes no sense whatsoever, but do it anyway.

Caption at end of the video:

Quote:
Brought to you by the ‘Elect John Edwards 2008 Campaign Fund’ Look, we made a mistake. We thought John Edwards was the same as this guy Ster. Almost the same name. We didn’t have our contacts in. We’re really really sorry.


End on video of Jokester with his arm round a bald eagle. Eagle is slowly inching away along a perch.

Lights come back on.

Daniel: That was truly inspirational.

Max: Yes. It inspired me to throw up and elect George Bush again whether it’s legal or not.


ToC-Round 2

Jesse Long vs. Super Sexy Girl

Max: Okay, before we get this next match underway. I advise everyone that we have the kids move away from the TV sets as this could be very graphic.

Daniel: Why do you say that?

Max: Well this will be the first time in over a year Jesse Long will actually be touching a hot woman that is not related to him. I don't want to be responsible for the blinding of any youngsters out there.

Daniel: You are disgusting.

Mina: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Second Round Match in the Tournemnt of Champions! From the streets of Texas, this is Super Sexy Girl!

SSG struts down to the ring actually stripping off her clothes on her way down to the ring leaving only a very skimpy bra and panty set while Max is trying to climb over the annoucne table.

Daniel: Would you sit the hell down! It seem SSG is really going to try and make Jesse lose his focus in this match.

Mina: And her opponent, from Jacksonville Florida, this is Jesse "The Real" Long!

SSG licks her lips as Jesse steps out onto the stage without Karver and SiNN in tow.

Daniel: It seems that due to the interference SiNN and Jesse have cause in this little group's matches so far, Karver and SiNN have been barred from ringside for this match.

Jesse is approaching the ring slowly while looking at SSG, who is now making some inappropriate gestures with her hands as Jesse is looking a little nervous.

Max: Oh my God, can she do that on live TV?

Daniel: I'm not sure but that's why we are keeping the camera off her right now.

Jesse steps up onto the apron and slowly hops into the ring as SSG walks up to him and rubs his shoulders.

Daniel: These minds games by SSG have proven very effective in the past.

Max: It seems like she's playing with two different heads at this point.

The bell sounds and SSG starts grinding her ass up against Jesse and pushing him back into the corner. Jesse is backing away and then suddenly as SSG bends down to grind her ass up against Jesse's midsection she lands a quick elbow to the gut. SSG then turns around quickly and knees Jesse right in the face.

Daniel: Oh wow! What a move by SSG!

Max: She used her goods to get Jesse off guard then assaulted him. What a technique...think I can get booked in a match with her?

Daniel: I don't think you could get anything from her....except for maybe the clap.

SSG then quickly hops on the second turnbuckle and hooks her legs around the arms of Jesse Long in a sort of double arm stretch. Then she grabs Jesse's hair and rides him out of the turnbuckles stretching both his armswith her vice-like legs.

Daniel: She is riding him in an octopus stetch like move.

Max: No, actually that's called a....

Max flips through a book.

Max: .....Reverse Bare Back Bucking Bronco Bitch Ride.

Daniel: Where the hell did you pull that from?

Max: The Kama Sutra.

Daniel: You just keep that around with you?

Max: Always.

Jesse is screaming as SSG is cranking on his neck and shoulders, but Jesse uses her own momentum and during one of her bucking motion he falls backwards sending SSG straight down to the mat. Jesse then gets up and grabs her legs and ties her up in a sharpshooter in the center of the ring. SSG then screams out in pain as Jesse wrenches back on the hold.

Daniel: A classic submission hold from Jesse Long here on SSG now.

Max: He's also working over the back she injured during that failed Kama Sutra move.

Instead of reaching for the ropes SSG actually reaches behind her head and unhooks her own bra. She then starts crawling towards the ropes slowly and hooks one arm around the bottom rope. As she crawled over we got twenty pictures of SSG's tits falling out, pics in the link below! Jesse releases the hold at the count of four and then gets up and turns around to see a topless SSG. Jesse and the ref look stunned.

Max: This is the greatest match in the history of this company.

Daniel: What about The One vs Scorch?

Max: This is better.

SSG then pulls herself up to her feet and stares at Jesse with a huge smile on her face. Jesse almost doesn't know what to do. The flashbulbs are going off all over the arena as a topless SSG is walking slowly towards Jesse Long who is backing up.

Max: You know maybe this was an error in training by the Masterful One.

Daniel: How do you mean?

Max: Maybe if he let Jesse get some play at the strip club Jesse would be prepared for this.

Jesse is backing up towards the ropes as SSG knows she has him wrapped around her....finger now. Jesse then smirks shyly and boucnes off the ropes and comes running at SSG and nails a huge big time STO to SSG.

Daniel: Wow, Jesse just exploded off those ropes! Did you see the force he drove SSG to the mat.

Max: I can't believe SSg's tactic didn't work here!

Jesse then bounces off the ropes yet again and screams HAMMA FIST ELBOS, and leaps up into the air and drives two huge elbow strikes right into the bare chest of SSG. SSG is gasping for air as she still seems shocked aat the offense Jesse is coming up with. Jesse then quickly runs to the ropes scales to the top and comes flying off with a huge 5 Star frog splash. All the air seems to leave the bountiful lungs of SSG as the ref slides over for the cover.

1..................2........................3!!!!! !!!!!

The bell sounds and Jesse pounds his fist and gets up off of SSG.

Mina: Here is your winner, Jesse Long!

The ref raises Jesse's arm in victory and Jesse goes to leave the ring. But he looks back at SSG and steps back into the ring and squeezes one of her breasts before he once again exits the ring.

Daniel: Ha ha! Jesse got a little play after all!

Max: Daniel, hold down the fort here...I'll go make sure she's okay.

Daniel: Sit the fuck down Max!

The ref covers up SSG with a towel as Jesse celebrates on the aisle. TNT goes backstage following the match to see Andrew Xavier knocking on the door of the office of Carlos Gonzalez.

Daniel: What in the world does he want?

Max: Maybe he’s going to go attack Alicia again.

Daniel: I can’t imagine Carlos will want to hear anything this man has to say.

The office door slowly opens and after a nod from Carlos we see Andrew Xavier step in, and the door shut behind him.

Max: What’s going on Daniel?

Daniel: I have no idea, but we need to go to our first commercial break! We’ll be right ba-







***Commercial***







Daniel: And we’re back from commercial ladies and gentlemen, and Andrew Xavier is just now stepping out of Carlos’ office.

Max: I wonder what he wanted.

Daniel: I think we’re about to find out Max.

Andrew Xavier shakes Carlos’ hand.

Andrew: You won’t regret this Mr. Gonzalez, I promise you.

Carlos nods, and the cameras go back to ringside.

Daniel: Ok, maybe we won’t find out yet!
Singles Match
Jamie Parker vs. Gunnar Brian

“The Importance of Being Idle” hits the speakers, as a confident Gunnar Brian emerges. He practically sprints to the ring, daring Parker to come out

Mina: Introducing first… Gunnar Brian!

Daniel: Gunnar Brian looking eager as ever

Max: The past two weeks have been pretty good to him

Daniel: That’s right. Even if Gunnar came up short last week against Scorch, he proved that he can hang with the big boys

Max: And what an impact he made, a third round draft pick

Daniel: Brian is definitely going places

“The Prisoner” kicks in, and Jamie Parker comes out to a chorus of boos and jeers. He accepts the crowd, politely bowing to them

Mina: And his opponent… Jamie Parker!

Daniel: Another man who’s had a pretty good week last week

Max: But you wouldn’t know it if you heard this crowd

Daniel: Jamie Parker finally settled the score and came up victorious over the Royal Knight

Max: But listen to this crowd, they can’t stand Parker

Daniel: He’s clearly in the middle

Jamie Parker enters the ring, the crowd still booing. He stares down Gunnar Brian on the opposite side of the ring. The two men stand still for ages

Daniel: Two warriors

After staring each other down, Parker makes the first motion, moving his hand to his ear a/la Hulk Hogan. The crowd screams their disapproval, as Parker signals to the left side of the building. Parker laughs and taunts the crowd

Max: He’s not winning the popular vote

Parker motions to the other side, that side booing even louder. Parker can’t help but be amused. He judges that side’s reaction, then returns to the previous side. This time, the crowd boos even louder than before, setting the new record

Daniel: Parker is lighting this crowd up

Parker heads back, signaling the crowd to a chorus of boos and jeers. The crowd is hot. Gunnar Brian stops Jamie Parker. The two men get face to face, nose to nose. Brian steps back, then signals to the crowd himself. This time, the audience pops like no other, getting a bigger reaction than Parker did. Brian signals to the opposite side, again getting a huge ovation. Parker steps in, signaling to his first side. The crowd boos, but the boos are mixes with the overpowering cheers from the other side. Parker hits all four sides, getting the entire crowd to boo him. But Gunnar steps in, circling the arena with his hands, getting the fans up on their feet

Daniel: I think we have a winner

Parker takes the opportunity on a backwards facing Brian to connect with a clothesline to the back of the neck, sending Gunnar down to the mat. The crowd boos once again

Max: Parker seems to be using a different strategy to rile this crowd up

Parker opens a can of the ass-whip, stomping a mud hole into the chest of Gunnar Brian. Parker soaks in the crowd reaction

Daniel: Parker seems to be getting all kinds of energy from the crowd here tonight

Gunnar Brian quickly makes it back to his feet, charging and spearing Jamie Parker. The boos turn into cheers

Max: These people here tonight are like sheep

Daniel: How so?

Max: Booing and cheering at the drop of a hat

Brian connects with strong right hands, as Jamie Parker curls up to block the shots. Brian leaps off Parker, and bounces off the ropes, connecting with a dropkick to the head of Jamie Parker. Parker is knocked a bit silly, and the crowd is eating it up

Max: These people love seeing that man be destroyed

Daniel: They love Gunnar Brian so much

Parker returns to his feet, and ties up with Brian. Parker gets the advantage, locking Brian in a rest-hold headlock. Parker drives a hard fist across the face of Brian as he holds him. The crowd starts chanting “Asshole, Asshole!”, taking away the attention of Jamie Parker

Max: Let the people speak!

Daniel: Parker wanted to rile this crowd up, but I don’t think he wanted them to take it that far

Jamie Parker releases the hold, and exits the ring. He comes up to a child in the first few rows

Daniel: Come on Parker, sticks and stones

Parker screams at the child, causing him to cry. The crowd fires at him, yelling “You Were Pinned! You Were Pinned!”

Daniel: The crowd, obviously not liking the way Jamie Parker reacted after losing in the Tournament of Champions

Max: He should have taken the Gunnar Brian route. At least then he would have gotten a title shot

Parker taunts the crowd, begging them to egg him on. “You Were Pinned! You Were Pinned!” Jamie Parker laughs at the audience, taking everything in stride. Parker turns back toward the ring. Gunnar Brian flies off the top rope in a cross body to the outside, taking both men down. The crowd is going nuts

Daniel: Gunnar Brian takes to the air!

Max: He really knows how to fire these people up

Gunnar Brian and Jamie Parker brawl on the outside, trading rights and lefts. The crowd around the ring pats each man on the back, showing their approval or dissatisfaction. Brian takes Parker down with a hard clothesline

Eight…

Both men realize that they are being counted out. Both run toward the ring, but Parker is stuck

Nine…

Gunnar Brian slides back in the ring. Jamie Parker is being held back by a group of fans, each holding on to a part of his body. Parker screams and curses

Ten…

Mina: Here is your winner by countout… Gunnar Brian!

Gunnar claps for the crowd, as they make it back to their feet. Parker finally frees himself, as the crowd begins to taunt him

Max: I guess they finally got to him

Daniel: Never thouight I'd see a match like that!

Max: I think that some of the 'fans' are probably being well paide by Gunnar Brian... Or they really liek the guys. Or both. Yeah, probably both

Daniel: While Max blathers, here Is Amy White Backstage.

Amy: Thanks guys. I’m standing here with David Nicolls right now, and I gotta say, or rather I have to ask, where is your tag team partner Desmond Troy?

David: Ya know, I have no idea Amy, but I’m sure you saw what I did on live and watched as Desmond got carried off by those weirdos in black.

Amy: I saw it, and the fans are wondering how that’s going to affect next week’s match.

David: I was just getting to that. Desmond, you’re my tag team partner, and I still believe the titles are in our future, but let’s get something straight. The Tournament of Champions is my tournament to win, my time to shine, and my title shot against Scorch. I don’t know what kind of games are being played here or if those thugs who kidnapped you are really some sort of butt buddies of yours, but next week our match is happening, and partner or not, if you don’t show up I will ask you be disqualified so I can continue my rise. That is all.

David steps away from Amy abruptly and TNT fades to commercial.







***Commercial***







TNT returns from commercial break to show Psymon Starks walking backstage. His head is hung low as he passes several rows of lockers, and eventually he walks by the locker room dedicated to the women. He looks inside the open door for a moment, his eyes fixated on Sexxie Goregous as she walks by in a towel and then straying to Emily Jemmy, who as a shock to everyone is still under contract. Suddenly though after Emily and Sexxie have passed, Psymon’s eyes move up to four pairs of eyes fixed on him. Connie and Tina. Psymon shivers violently and quickly walks away from the locker room, and as he does so he bumps right into Diablo. Diablo is smirking as Psymon looks him up and down.

Diablo: Ya know, I’ve seen a lot of things in my time as a fan and as a competitor in WPW. I watched Forsaken pin The One on TV, I watched Daisuke Ryo defeat Dust live, I watched a piece of meat defeat a man, and I watched another man drive a recycling truck down to the ring. But I never in my life saw anything as embarrassing as this week, when you lost to two obese women on Live.

Psymon Starks looks down, then looks back into Diablo’s eyes with fire behind them.

Psymon: And you think you can do better do ya?

Diablo: Do better? Are you kidding? Any man who can’t defeat a woman doesn’t deserve to call himself a man, even if the woman is three times his weight, and there are two of them.

Psymon: Then why don’t you do it huh? Next week on live why don’t you take on Connie and Tina and see if they don’t fuck you into submission as well!

Diablo: Oh, I intend to loser, and when I do win and prove how much of an embarrassment you are, then I shall challenge you to a match.

Psymon: Oh, WHEN you win huh?

Diablo: Exactly.

Psymon: Well WHEN you win, I’ll be waiting for you.

Psymon storms past Diablo, and Diablo turns to watch him stomp off with a smirk on his face. Unbeknownst to him, behind him Connie and Tina have crept out of the locker room and are looking upon Diablo with hungry lust in their eyes.

Max: Yuuuuuuuuccccccccccchhhhk!

Daniel: If I was Diablo, I’d be careful what I asked for.



ToC-Round 2

JMC vs. GO JMC


Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is to determine who will advance in the Tournament of Champions!

"Kashmir" begins to play. As the Violins begin their Riff, out comes James Moriarty Cassius. He motions in front of the crowd and smirks his arrogant smirk at them before moving down to the ring. As the music hits its high point, he climbs on the aron and leans against the rop es, holding his arms out in front of him and at the crowd. He then ducks into the ring and spins on the spot, his arms outstretched once more with his Tag Team Title firmly in his grasp.

Mina: Introducing first, from Bad Segeberg, Germany, weighing in at 195 lbs., he is one-half of the WPW Tag Team Champions, James Moriarty Cassius!!

"Kashmir" fades out and is replaced by "Freebird" as the fans go wild. Out comes Good Ole' James Montel Cookiemonster, looking straight at his "son". JMC just sort of sighs before going full out with the air guitar, moving his hands and fingers as if there was an actual guitar. After about 5 seconds of this, JMC heads straight for the ring, pausing to slap hands with some of the fans. JMC slides into the ring and waves to the fans before turning around, locking eyes with Cassius.

Mina: And his opponent, weighing in at 320 lbs., Good Ole' James Montel Cookiemonster, JMC!!

The two slowly circle around the ring. Cassius' fingers move rapidly as he's looking for an opening to get a grapple in. Cassius puts his fists up, ready to strike at any moment in case JMC makes the first move.

Daniel: Both men waiting for each other to make a move, looking for the slightest opportunity to strike.

Max: You talk about tense situations Danny, you're looking at one right now.

After a while of circling while slowly getting closer to each other, JMC lunges out in attempt to punch Cassius in the jaw! Cassius swiftly dodges his head out of the way and grabs JMC by the arm, before pulling him into a DDT position. He attempts to take JMC down to the mat, but JMC locks his arms around Cassius' waist and flips him backwards with a Northern Lights Suplex! Cassius, having taken many of these in his wrestling career, has the state of mind to land on his feet, leaving both competitors in an elevated bridge position, facing up. They maintain this somewhat contorted shape for a while before JMC somehow raises as he pulls Cassinova back over, causing Cassius to do a backflip of sorts into the same DDT position that JMC was in! Before getting the opportunity to drop Cassius on his skull, the former champ quickly pushes him off as the two back into opposite corners.

Daniel: Both men showing great techincal skill in the early minutes of this match.

Max: A possible title shot hangs in the balance Danny. You can bet that both JMC's want that opportunity.

The crowd cheers this early show of technical ability, but Cassius will have none of it. Letting out an, "Aw, fuck this!" look, he rushes full speed at JMC with a lariat attempt! JMC quickly dodges this attack, before using his momentum against him and pushing Cassius toward a turnbuckle. Out of reflex, Cassius avoids running chest-first into the turnbuckle by hopping into the air and leaping on top of it! In one fluid motion along with this feat, he leaps backwards to attempt a back-elbow to JMC, only for Moxie to grav him in mid-air and sends him into the mat with a backdrop driver! This move creates a loud crashing sound the echoes throughout the arena, before JMC moves in for the first cover of the match!

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Cassius kicks out.

Daniel: We were almost one second away from seeing one of the biggest upsets in this company.

Max: Danny, the biggest upset in this company is Carlos not allowing Sexxiee Goregous and SSG to compete in a Bra and Panties match.

Daniel: It could be worse Max. We could have The Bees in a Bra and Panties match.

Max: *Vomiting noises are heard as Max visualizes that horrifying image*

Without hesitation, JMC transitions from holding Cassius in a pin to slamming on his knee with his fist, and putting him into a leglock! Cassius immediately kicks him away and makes his way to his feet. Getting up quicker, JMC advances toward him and grabs him from behind with a grapple. He attempts a German suplex, but Cassius uses his foot to block the maneuver. JMC takes a step back to untangle his foot before attempting another one, with the same results. The third time seems to be the charm as JMC manages to lift Cassius with yet another attempt, but Cassius grabs his head on the way up and drops him with a stunner! The move sends JMC stumbling back as Cassius makes it to his feet, wasting no time before taking off towards JMC once more. JMC clutches at his throat, but sees Cassius just in time to duck yet another lariat attempt. Cassius, missing, ends up behind JMC, and stops his own momentum before diving backwards with a stiff Pele kick to the back of JMC's head!

Max: And somewhere in the world, Don West is screaming his head off.

JMC goes down like a sack of bricks as Cassius rolls him over for a pin!

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JMC gets the shoulder up! Cassius, angrily, mounts JMC and begins to throw hard left hands to his face. JMC attempts to cover up, but to little avail. Eventually the referee steps in and separates the two, giving JMC enough of a chance to make it to his feet. Cassius practically throws the referee aside before flying towards JMC. JMC sidesteps Cassius as he comes at him and once again uses his momentum against him, throwing him towards the ropes. After doing so, he waits for Cassius to rebound so he can grab him for another move. Cassius, knowing he might not be able to stop whatever's coming, instinctively dives through the top and middle ropes feet first, landing on the outside! Staring right at Daniel and Max, Cassius taps the side of his head to note how much more clever he is than them for using this tactic. Losing his focus and becoming too caught up in taunting, he fails to follow the announcers' eyes and know what's behind him, and is suddenly caught off guard when he is sent crashing into the announcers' table, courtesy of a baseball slide from JMC! Cassius lays there, groaning slightly and holding his still aching ribs as a loud "JMC! JMC! JMC!" chant has started up.

Daniel: That is the first time in a long time that I have heard those chants.

Max: You would hear themmore often if these people would realize how much better James Moriarty Cassius is than them.

Daniel: Still trying to join Royalty?

Max: You'd better believe it.

JMC takes a break from the beatdown on Cassius to soak in the cheears of the fans. Staying focused, he follows Cassius out of the ring and picks him up to his feet, sliding him into the ring. Rolling in after him, he grabs Cassius by the leg and lifts him up high before driving his knee into the ground! Cassius rolls around the ring, holding his leg, before JMC bends down and places Cassius in a stretch muffler!

Max: Well, I guess we know what part of the body JMC is targeting tonight!

Daniel: Smart move by JMC. The legs are always a good choice if you want to wear somebody immobile, and you possibly take out one of Cassius' finishers in the Cassius Sharpshooter.

Cassius yells out in pain and immediately grabs the ropes. The referee informs JMC, and he lets go before pulling Cassius to the middle of the ring. Separating Cassius from the ropes, Moxie twists his legs and attempts to turn him over for a sharpshooter! With great pain, Cassius flicks his legs back and throws JMC off of him, before slowly standing to his feet. He prepares to advance towards JMC, but a shooting pain in his knee stops him in his tracks. As he winces and holds his leg, JMC sprints towards him and jumps with a...... dropkick? The fans as well as the announcers are shocked as the 320 pounder manages to get off the ground and send Cassius flying into the turnbuckle. Cassius' face once again twists in pain, before JMC lifts him onto the top turnbuckle and climbs it himself.

Daniel: JMC looking to end this one early!

JMC grabs Cassius by the head and screams, "This sif or your own good boy!" before lifting him in the air for a suplex.

Max; That idiot James Montel Something is looking for his Southern Comfort Brainbuster!! He's gonna kill Cassius!!

Cassius becomes aware of the situation he's in and starts swinging his egs around violently, trying to prevent JMC from scrambling his brains over the mat. Cassius swings one of his legs, catching JMC in the temple. JMC drops Cassius before falling down hard, causing a loud "THUD!" to be heard around the arena. Cassius is now standing on top of the turnbuckle, sizing JMC up. Cassius takes a deep breath, ignores the pain in his leg, and flies off of the turnbuckle with a shooting star kneedrop to JMC's skull!

Max: HOLY SHIT!!

Daniel: James Cassius just delivered a sick Shooting Star Kneedrop right to the head of James Cookiemonster!!

Camera bulbs flash throughout the arena at this stunt, and JMC kicks violently on the ground, holding his head, but it seems as if Cassius did more harm than good. He rolls around the ring, holding his knee and screaming in agony. The referee checks on both competitors, and asks Cassius if he is too injured to continue. Knowing a chance at the title he has called his for so long is at stake, he shakes his head no and attempts to roll over to JMC. Eventually and painstakingly getting there, Cassius drapes his arm over him for a weak pin.

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JMC kicks out. Cassius feels disheartened and drops his head, not moving, as JMC attempts to make it to his feet. Cassius does the same, and the two raise at about the same time. JMC, being more mobile at this point, runs at Cassius and grapples him immediately before catching him with a knee to the stomach. Cassius bends over, and JMC takes him over with a waist suplex! Cassius lands hard on his back, and JMC quickly moves over to him, stomping repeatedly at his injured knee! With each stomp, Cassius yells out in agony, rolling over and attempting to prevent JMC from reaching it. JMC, however, is tenacious, and kicks at it from all sides until the referee once again steps in and separates this. JMC attempts to push past the referee, but the ref somehow holds him off long enough for Cassius to use the ropes for enough leverage to help himself to his feet. As he finally finds his balance, JMC rushes towards him to keep up the pace that has gotten him the advantage in this match. Whether this is by instinct, or due to his knee being weak, Cassius falls into a laying position, bring down the top rope with him! This low bridge sends JMC sprawling out of the ring and onto the floor on the outside as Cassius attempts to catch his breath.

Max: And JMC lands on the outside!

Daniel: I hope for Cassius' sake that JMC stays down for the ten-count, because if he gets up, I think Cassius is ripe for the picking!

The referee begins his ten-count...

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JMC begins to stir as Cassius stands up on the inside...

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JMC makes it to his feet...

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JMC slides into the ring, just in time! Cassius immediately attempts to stomp him to keep him down, but JMC trips him up and holds him down for a rough pin!

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Cassius kicks out violently. JMC stands and picks Cassius up with ease, placing him into a fireman's carry. Cassius kicks wildly, but JMC spins around multiple times in an attempt to dizzy him into submission, before flipping him with a fireman's carry slam! Cassius uses his atheletic ability to land on his feet, but tweaks his knee once more and goes down holding it. He rolls around groaning, and the referee once again asks him if he'd like to quit. JMC apparently answers for him, as he pushes past the referee and picks Cassius up, once again sending him into a corner.

Max: THat's not fair. James Moriarty Cassius is wrestling, WITH AN INJURED KNEE, and the ref isn't doing a damn thing to stop that Cookiemonster guy from taking advantage of that.

Daniel: The ref asked Cassius twice if he wanted to quit Max. Both times, he said no.

Max: Since when do wrestlers listen to the ref?!

Cassius hits the corner back first, and is obviously in a lot of pain. JMC backs into the opposite corner, and rushes at Cassius with the spear he calls Dale Jr. is My Hero, knocking the wind out of Cassius.

Unknown to most, a figure walks out from behind the curtain on stage. The camera does not pick them up, but as they slowly makes his way down the entrance the crowd picks up that it's Cassius' sister, Sophie. She stands at the end of the ramp, watching the match with interest.

Daniel: What is Cassius' sister doing here?

Max: Beats me Danny. Maybe she wants a better view of the action.

JMC cals for the Southern Discomfort and once again puts Cassius on the top turnbuckle, climbing up himself. He locks Cassius into position, and the fans wait anxiously for the brainbuster off the top... but Cassius once again finds it within himself to push JMC off! This time, however, JMC lands on his feet and prepares to get back up there, but he is suddenly caught off guard by Cassius diving off with a crossbody block! The two crash into the mat, but JMC uses Cassius' own momentum to turn it into a pin!

1...

2...

2.9999.......

3! No! Only two!

Daniel: JMC comes close to the win yet again Max. We could very well see an upset here.

Max: So Sexxiie vs. SSG is next.

Daniel: Bees Max. Think Bees.

Max starts to vomit once again, picturing the grotesque image of Connie and Tine in Bra and Panties. Yeah, you're welcome for that disturbing image.

JMC, tired of nearfalls, picks Cassius up once more and prepares to do the unthinkable, as he does some eloquent bow before picking Cassius up and signaling for the........ Soliloqui?

Max: Did JMC just call for Cassius' own finisher?

Daniel: JMC just called it the Solilo-something, but that's the set-up right there!!

Max: This in an outrage Danny! You cannot use another man's finisher against them!!

Daniel: TNA did in on Thursday...

Max: NO ONE WATCHES TNA!!!

JMC looks to transform the Unprettier into the neckbreaker, but Cassius shoves JMC off. JMC doesn't miss a step, running full force to the ropes, looking for that running Spear once more. JMC bounces off the ropes, and Sophie trips him!! JMC turns around to confront Sophie, unaware that Cassius is behind him.... Soliloqui!! Cassius out of nowhere with the Soliloquoi!!

Max: Poetic justice right there Danny! Even with the constant cheating by JMC that went unnoticed, James Moriarty Cassius finds a way to plant that buffoon with the Soliloqui.

Daniel: Thanks to his sister Sophie!!

JMC's head bounces hard off of the canvas, and he lies motionless. Cassius slowly crawls over to him and drapes an arm over his chest...

1...

Max: Yes... YES!!!

2...

Daniel: Not this way!

3!

Daniel: Dammit!!

"Kashmir" fills the arena as Sophie enters the ring, helping her brother get to his feet. Cassius manages to make it to his feet as Mina makes it official.

Mina: Here is your winner and the man that will advance in the Tournament of Champions.... James Moriarty Cassius!!

Cassius stands above a fallen JMC, simply mouthing the words, "Thanks Papa," with bitterness before exiting the ring with his sister.

Amy White is seated in a room and this appears to have been taped earleir in the week.

Amy: Greetings and welcome to a very special White House. I have with me today the exclusive first interview with the new Florida State Champion, Brock Goodman.

Brock, let me be the first to say congratulations.

Brock: Well thank you very much Amy, it's an honor to hold this title.

Amy: Well first of all thank you for giving me this interview, I know it's been a crazy past couple of months for you.

Brock: To say the least. But it's my pleasure Amy, after all you were one of the ones backstage who always tried to help me out so when you asked for an interview I had to oblige.

Amy: Okay, well first off. How does it feel to be the Florida State Champion?

Brock: Honestly, it hasn't really sunk in for me yet. I mean the match was just so grueling last week, I've really just had time to recover from my injuries as much as possible and prep for my match against Asylum last Sunday on Live.

Amy: Fair enough, but certainly you will have enough time to soak it in while you watch the explosive 8-man tag on Turmoil, won't you?

Brock: I'll get my soaking time in before then Amy, after all watching that match I should be scotuing all the guys in the ring. A TLC match is a far different animal than a one on one contest and most of the guys involved in that 8 man I have never been in the ring with, so I will be paying close attention.

Amy: Any preferences on who you'd like to face?

Brock: None whatsoever. You know me Amy, I'm a fighter. I just hope that these guys don't beat the crap out of each other too much, because I want the winner of this little two week tournament to be in peak condition so I can add them to the list of the men slaughtered by Brock Goodman.




***Commercial***







TNT returns from commercial break and Carlos Gonzalez is standing front and center in front of one of the generic white walls.

Carlos: Good evening WPW fans.

Boo’s.

Carlos: After meeting with Andrew Xavier a bit earlier, I have finally come to a decision on what to do with the vacant spot in the Tournament of Champions against The Judge. Originally this spot was to be occupied by Nick Comoroto, but Dust earned the spot away from Nick after defeating him several times. Now, neither man has been seen for a month, and it’s time to move on! Yes! It’s time to fill that spot with someone more deserving than that louse Dust who shouldn’t have been there in the first place!

Carlos Gonzalez smiles.

Carlos: Next week on TNT we will have an open invitational challenge. What is an open invitational challenge you ask? It is a singles match, or a triple threat, or a four way, or a six way, or a sixteen way, or however many ways it ends up being. Every member of the WPW roster who is NOT still enrolled in the tournament is invited to compete for Dust’s old spot and to face The Judge in the following week. Now, if only 2 men accept the challenge, only 2 men will compete. If five men accept, five men will compete, but there will be no losers thrown in this time! All entries (Your first roleplay) must be made by Sunday at midnight, but feel free to speak as many times as you wish. Good luck to everyone out there, and remember, this is your absolute last chance…

Daniel: Wow! That’s huge news!

Max: That little weasel Andrew. I was looking forward to Judge just walking all over that idiot Dust, now he has to have an opponent he’s not prepared for? It’s not fair.

Daniel: Wah wah wah. Save the crying for Judge, I’m sure it’s coming soon.

Max: He’s not Jamie Parker.
8 Man Florida Tag Match
Sky Ryder, Masterful Michael Karver, 2 & Darien Entreri vs. Jokester, Mike Corral, Dan Murph, & Tank
Mina: The followng match is an 8 man tag tema amtch, with the winning team facing off for Florida State Contendership...



Max: Well this match is going to be huge!

Daniel: Indeed it is. And an odd one to look at on paper as well.

Max: How do you mean?

Daniel: I mean look at the logistics. We have two teams of four competing for a chance to compete AGAINST one another.

Max: Wait, what?

Daniel: Exactly. Confusing isn’t it? Basically the winning team gets to compete in a fatal fourway for the chance to fight Florida champion, Brock Goodman.

Max: Okay, that is a bit hard to follow.

“Kashmir” By Led Zeppelin begins to play over the speakers and before too much of a warning out comes not Just “Masterful” Michael Karver.. but the entire team he is involved in, which includes the Hardcore champion 2, Darian Entreri and The vampiric Sky Ryder. All four are transfixed in their usual pose,

Max: Wait, why are they all coming out to MMK’s song?

Daniel: Would you rather they came out one at a time?

Max: God no! Sometimes I’m annoyed that they come out separately in singles matches...

The Four superstars have in their own tiem reached the ring, more or less around the same moment. Karver has climbed up the ring, 2 and Entreri slide under the ring and Sky pauses, looking around before doing the same.

Mina: First, weighing in at a combined weight of 910 pounds, they are the team of “Masterful Michael Karver, Darian Entreri, Sky Ryder and the Hardcore champion... 2!!

Max: Wait, but why Karver’s song? He’s been here the shortest! Shouldn’t it be.. like Sky Ryder’s?

Daniel: Apparently Carlos decided who would have the music for their team. I’m not sure how though.

Max: And who won for the otherside?

“The Star Spangled Banner” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play and out comes, with his arms full of “Jokester ‘08” shirts in hand. He begins to throw these out to the audience before the rest of his team enter as well. Dan Murph, Mike Corral and Tank. Jokester has obviously given them “Jokester ‘08” shirts as well. Corral wers his quite proudly, enjoying the joke of it all. Tank has his on, if only to stop Jokester from annoying him. Dan Murph wears no shirt, holding it belligerently in his hand.

Daniel: Well any advertising is good advertising..

Max: Jokester’s getting even more competition now, not just for the Florida title, but that Colbear guys joining he election race!

Daniel: Well you can hardly find it surprising, It’s
not like presidency is decided in one singles match like the WPW title, there are hundreds of battles to win, you should know that.

Max: sometimes I wonder if Jokester does though.

Mina: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 1122 pounds... They are the team of the Jokester, Tank, Dan Murph and Mike “The Saint” Corral!

*Ding, Ding*

Each team has made it to their respective sides, the group of 2, Sky Ryder and Entreri take one side while Murph, Tank and Corral take the other. This leads “Masterful” Michael Karver and The Jokester in the ring together. The two move closer together before they proceed to perform a lockup. Karver grabs Jokester’s head and immediately grounds the former PCW champion. Karver locks his arms around The Jokester’s Neck and squeezes. Jokester Rolls Over but Karver Keeps hold, Now Jokester is laying over Karver..

1........

2.......

Karver releases the hold.

Max: Wait, what?

Daniel: Karver’s shoulders were against the mat! It’s like when a Surfboard stretch gets the stretcher the loss!

Max: The Referee is on his game, I gotta say for once!

Daniel: Is that a potshot at our refereeing body, Max?

Max: Course it is!

Karver throws a hook at Jokester which keeps him down on the mat. Karver then hoists him up and onto his feet. Karver thus begins to launch a barrage of throws and punches at The Jokester, jokester manages to stop several, but they continue until an unorthodox move gives Jokester reprieve. He headbutts Karver’s open palm as he attempts to chop, jarring it. Jokester takes his chance and grabs the arm and performs what might be best described as a jawbreaker with an arm! Karver does not fall to the ground but holds his arm in close, like an invisible sling holds it to his chest.

Daniel: And the Former PCW Champion Taking it to...

Max: To...?

Daniel: Well I was going to Say “The Former PCW champion” again, but that would be a really bad joke.

Max: Mind if I use it?

Daniel: Wouldn’t surprise or worry me in the slightest, consider it yours!

Karver holds his arm as the Jokester whips him at the ropes, taking special time to make sure he grabs the sore arm. Karver screams at the ropes and dodges a blow to the head from the Jokester and stops right in his tracks. Karver dodges a second strike by rolling under Jokester again, he appears behind him and locks on to the Joekster’s waist before lifting him up and throwing him ina release German Suplext that moves dangerously close to the ropes!

Max: Oh, that si close for comfort, Jokester amost got thrown neck first into the corner there!

Daniel: But look! It’s his teams corner.

Soon enough an arm strikes The Jokester and changes the flow of battle and it is none other than Mike “The Saint” Corral! Corral smiles at Karver, looking at him unphased as he slips into the ring. Karver Smiles back as his new adversary enters the ring.

Daniel: I simply knew these two were going to make a bee-line for one another! Mike Corral and Michael Karver have been at one anothers necks ever since Mr. Karver there entered the ToC as a mystery opponent and defeated the young star!

Max: Has it been brutal?

Daniel: What do you mean, Has it been brutal? You’ve been watching this feud go and stop for as long as I have, right next to me no less!

Corral jumps in the ring and charges at Karver. Karver is ready and throws a punch but Mike is ready and ducks. He grabs onto Karver’s head and pulls him down with a Neckbreaker. Corral jumps up and then slams himself on top of Karver with a senton splash. Mike then wastes no times as he locks in a chokehold of his own.. Karver sways but gets to his feet and throws the hold off, being the MMA expert that he is. Karver now has Mike Corrals arms and uses it to his advantage, throwing Corral at the ropes. Corral returns and is met by a knee to the midsection that flips himself over and onto the ground.

Daniel: Corral tried to perform some chokes ond other ground stuff on Karver.

Max: The PCW Champion taking it to the other PC...

Daniel: Not now Max!

Karver tries to jump on Corral on the ground but Mike Moves. Corral seizes the chance and seizes Karver by the neck, locking him up. Corral slams Karver’s head several times with his fist before releasing it. Or rather because Karver lifts him up looking for a Body Slam and Corral releases to save himself. Karver pushes Mike forwards who hits the ropes and bounces backwards. As Corral races back, Karver Drops to his knnes and rolls him up in a Schoolboy!

1.............


2......


Corral Has Kicked Out!


However Dan Murph had entered the ring to break up the count, he lashes a foot out to stop Karver but since Karver had been knocked off, the stop connects right with Mike Corral’s Chest! Dan looks momentarily stunned, which is enough time for Karver to roll back and tag in... Sky Ryder. Ryder enters the ring and jumps on Corral, throwing punches like a Lou Thesz Presser. Dan looks ready to interfere once more but Enter the ring is Entreri and 2! The two superstars perform tandem dropkicks to Dan’s midsection, making him stumble backwards through the ropes and out! This causes the rest of the other team, Tank and The Jokester to enter the fray!

Daniel: Well, looks like we just threw out any chance of having a civilized eight man tag team match!

Max: With all the ego involved in wrestling, could you EVER have a civilized 8 man match?

Daniel: Words of wisdom from Max

Max: And what about Dan Murph? Attacking Mike Corral!

Daniel: I think you’ll find he just happened to miss hitting Karver and accidentally caught Corral.

Max: That’s not what I saw!

Tank levels 2 with a vicious clothesline while Entreri wraps up the Joekster with a series of head scissors to take him down. Meantime Ryder has lifted up Corral and kicked him in the gout. Sky moves for a Scissors kick but Corral moves away, causing Sky to stumble as he lands on his feet. Corral then grabs Sky and Slams him with a Full Nelson Slam. Corral goes for a pin.


1............

Entreri Stops the pin by throwing the Jokester at Corral. For the second Time, Corral is hit by his own partner, albeit accidentally. Tank looks over and sees this, leaving the physicialised 2 where he is to clobber Entreri from the back. Entreri falls to the floor as Tank slams him down. Tank peers up but is met by a right hook to the bridge of his nose which sends him backwards. Sky Ryder is up and at Tank with a vengeance! Sky keeps punching, moving tank Backwards. Eventually tank gets his senses together and throws a punch which stops Sky in his tracks. Tank grabs Sky Ryder and throws him in the turnbuckles.. However Sky is ready and walks right up the buckles! He then jumps off, twisting like Jeff Hardy and hits the Low Ryder on Tank!

Daniel: The Low Ryder!

Sky Ryder hooks Tank’s leg.. but tank is not the legal man. Mike Corral is! And Mike Corral Reappears all of a sudden with an elbow that drives right into Sky Ryder’s neck. Ryder releases Tank and Mike sets to work, The Jokester even joining in as the two hit a Double DDT onto the legal man. The referee, still completely incapable of gaining a level of control in the match seems resigned to the fact that the whole match might be just one big brawl. Corral lifts up Sky and hits a Tiger Bomb on himn, looking for a pinfall.

1..........

2..


Sky Ryder Kicks out.

Daniel: Close work by Corral.

Corral gets up from the pinfall and throws Sky Ryder into the turnbuckle. Corral then charges in, runs up the buckle and delivers his knee to Sky’s head. Corral begins to punch away at Sky when suddenly he si slapped from behind! Dan Murph, who was on the ring apron has tagged in!

Max: What the hell?

Daniel: Dan has blind Tagged! And Mike does not look happy.

The referee finally sees this as a chance to gain a level of control in the match and forces Corral back to his teams corner! Dan Looks eager and read to finish off Sky, Which he looks to do in spectacular style. He lifts up Ryder onto his shoulders. And readies the Cyclone. Dan starts to spin.. but he loses Sky Ryder! Sky has been pulled to Safety by Michael Karver! Dan Stumbles at this shock event and loos ready to destroy Karver.. If not for the fact he is suddenly hit with the 2Die4 by 2 from behind!

Daniel: My God! Can you see the teammanship by that group there? They just got rid of Dan Murph Badly!

Max: But they got another threat now!

Out of nowhere runs The Jokester. He grabs the MMK by.. the Nostrils! And throws it out of the ring old Rejection Slip Style! Karver sails from the ring and clambers to the ground. 2 swipes at The Jokester but the Jokester Ducks and pushes 2 out with him!

Daniel: Finally, for once in this match there are only 2 men in the ring!

Max: But one of them isn’t the legal man!

Daniel: Look at the stress on our poor referee’s face! I think he’s just happy to have some order for once!

The Jokester drops Sky Ryder with a drop toe hold that makes Sky’s nose and the Hard mat become quite acquainted. Jokester wastes no time as he locks on the “Hanging Chad”, something that even he admits looks suspiciously like the Haas of Pain. Sky reaches out towards the ropes, but The Jokester keeps the move locked in. Corral looks on in anticipation of the manoeuvre being his key to getting the Florida State title, which in honesty, it is. Entreri si the only one on the opposite side of the ring and soon enough ahs entered the ring to break the count. The referee, however is not having any of it at all and wants this match to go down like it should. He forces Entreri Back, threatening him with disqualification ‘if he tries that again’. Reluctantly Entreri moves back.

Daniel: Well the referee is certainly not taking any chances in letting anyone else into the match.

Max: Ordered chaos, how boring!

Daniel: Look!

Mike Corral has snuck into the ring to help The Jokester out. However the referee has turned around just in that second and sees Corral. Corral’s face literally drops as the referee starts to admonish, threatening DQ to him now! Corral backs backwards and leaves, letting the Jokester continue his submission hold!

Max: Oh that was brilliant! Nice Try Mikey!

Sky struggles forwards towards the ropes. However every move he makes is a forced one, just incapable of getting any further in that breath. He moves forwards again, breathing heavily. The Jokester smells the blood in the water and keeps the move going.. But Sky isn’t giving up, the determination to win it for his team, and thus for himself is etched on his face.

Daniel: This could all be over with one slap against the mat for Sky Ryder.

Max: And then everyone else on the other teams gets the Florida Shot, not a good trade.

Daniel: I think, from what I saw during the week, that Sky Ryder probably has the best team spirit out of everyone in this match. Which is great for this match and I think without it, he woulda tapped long ago.

Sky Reaches for one last heave.. Throwing himself out at the ropes.. but he misses... but hits Darian Entreri’s open palm! Entreri is now in the match. He jumps over the ropes and performs a modified bulldog to The Jokester. Coorall, ignoring the referee enters the ring as well, and is met by a dropkick that cuses him to fall from the ring. He lands on Tank but gets up immediately, looking irate. Tank, who was stirring looks angry at Corral for falling on him!

Daniel: This day ahs not been a good one for Corral. Every single partner of his this week has ended up hitting him or betraying his trust! I feel for him!

Corral Turns at tank.. and superkicks the big man right in the jaw! The crowd pops at this funny series of event and even Karver and 2, looking on from the outside, stop and stare.

Max: Corral has gone nuts!

Daniel: I think the level of mistrust has gotten to this poor soul. I don’t really blame him.

Corral moves towards the crowd and sits next to them, obviously no longer wanting any part in the match. Meanwhile, Jokester has gotten the better of Entreri. Jokester now has Darian in the most unpredictable of situations... The Whoopee Cushion. However Entreri is not as empty of spirits and are punching away. But Joekster looks to b vicious about this and moves to the edge of the mat.

Max: Holy Crap, he’s gonna powerbomb him out of the ring!

Daniel: Goodbye Entreri, we hardly knew ye!

However we spoke to soon as Darian performs a deftly manoeuvre, he falls down, returning to an upside-down position and grabs the ropes! He then throws the Jokester from the ring using his legs in a ropes-assisted Hurricanrana. Mike Karver also appears and pulls on the Jokester, adding to the force in which he is thrown Jokester clatters in a heap, right against the ring barricade! Meantime, Dan Murph has gotten to his feet and loos to be manhandling 2. However every grapple he throws at 2, is countered! Dan goes for a punch but 2 ducks it completely and connects with the ringpost. Dan’s hand goes limp. And 2 rises up and goes with his own. But with a gold clinch to it!

Daniel: The One 2 Punch! Punch with brass Knuckles!

Max: Wait, this isn’t a hardcore match!

Daniel: Referee didn’t see! And he is Hardcore champion, Leopards Don’t change their spots!

2 grabs the crumpled body of Dan Murph, and with the help of MMK, throws it into the ring. Entreri has skinned the cat by this point and is back in the ring. Dan, as the legal man, is completely knocked out, a trickle of blood oozing from his knuckles. Entreri moves to the top rope and looks down at the dead Dan, obviously wanting for it to be him to finish the match on his manoeuvre. 2 and Karver yell at him just to pin him but Entreri looks convinced. Sky, still hurting bt up joins in. Entreri sails up.

Max: He’s gonna miss!

And Connects with the Flying High! He grabs dan’s leg..

1...........


2..............


3!!!!!!!!!!!


*Ding, Ding*

Mina: Here are your winners. And now bitter enemies in a fatal four-way match at a later date... 2, “Masterful” Michael Karver, Sky Ryder and Darian Entreri!!!

Corral, looks on, more at annoyance at his partners. Jokester is up as well, while all four winners, Sky, Darian, 2 and MMK look at one another.


Martin Cameron is seen walking backstage toward the ring.

Daniel: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for tonight’s main event!

Max: Martin Cameron is going one on one with the WPW Heavyweight Cha-

Suddenly Max stops talking as Martin Cameron stops dead in his tracks. Justin Dreamer is standing in his way. Cameron looks slightly panicked as Dreamer steps up to him.

Dreamer: Understand this… Just because tonight you have a shot at competing for the title next week, and just because next week I’m competing for the GOL Championship, don’t think that I forgot what you did to me, or that it’s safe to walk with your head held high again. You better start looking over your shoulder Martin, because Justin Dreamer… Is about to become your worst nightmare!

Dreamer fakes a punch at Cameron and Cameron flinches, but Dreamer just laughs and walks off as TNT goes to commercial.







***Commercial***







Max: Well we're going to take a little break here folks because we wanted to tell you about a huge match we have for next week.

Daniel: That's right. It has been reported that Dust will not be coming back to WPW as he is on a leave of absence for some unknown reason. However, Judge surprisingly said he would not accept a bye in the Tournament of Champions.

Max: That's right, so next week we will have an open invitational for Dust's spot against The Judge next week on Turmoil.

Daniel: I just can't imagine who could possibly.....

The microphones for Max and Daniel have suddenly been cut off as the screen goes dark and all we see is a staticy screen with a robotic voiceover.

Voice over: I am here.

I am resisting.

I am the Impetus for Change.

I must Change....What I've Done.

As soon as those words are uttered a huge burst of pyro explodes on the stage and Linkin Park's "What I've Done" echoes through the arena as the crowd suddenyl starts to get very loud.

Max: What the hell is that?

Daniel: It can't be!

It is!

It's Mike Adams!

Sure enough Mike Adams steps out onto the stage looking in better condition than he did when he left, he has a microphone in his hand and walks down the ramp slapping a few fans hands on the way down.

Max: Damn it! I thought he was gone for good, I thought he was busy being a house husband.

Daniel: I guess the honeymoon is over Maxie boy.

Adams rolls into the ring and poses for the fans before signlaing to cut his music.

Adams: Hot damn, does it feel good to be back!

Daniel: And he looks like he's in tremendous condition Max.

Max: I'll agree with that, it loosk like his time away from the ring has only helped his physique.

Adams: Before I get into this, I would like to apologize to the fans of WPW for the mystery act. You see it seems that's what all the cool kids were doing lately and I just wanted to mess with a few people for a bit.

However, the message I was trying to deliver is clear, at least it is to me. You see I've been watching WPW since I've been gone and I thought the Resistance had things well in hand, so I figured Jess and I could take our leave and go on our extended honeymoon.

But then it all went to hell, Dust is gone, One tried to form a new band of Resistors and then he left....again. Parker dropped a piece of gold that he pried away from the Royality simply because he didn't want it anymore, and Scorch doesn't seem to be actively going against the Royality as much
as a champion of all things WPW should be.

Then Jess and I started reflecting back on what caused the Royality...hell what cause WPW to be. And I hate to say it, but a lot of it stems from me. When I took the reigns of PCW, I drove Judge out of PCW. My booking of James caused him to seek greener pastures, and hell every time I've come across that little pissant Royal Knight, I've destroyed him. The greed and corruptive nature I developed in charge of PCW jump started the rise of WPW, and in turn the rise of Carlos' big master plan. Hell, I was even the first PCW Superstar to show up on WPW TV. I got Carlos to band his biggest supporters together and take down the company that I had already started to kill.

And for this, I am truly sorry.

And that's why I have come back, because I must be the impetus for change here in WPW. I have seen what's been going on and the signs look all to familiar, the Royality is slowly killing WPW. And I'll be damned if I'm going to let that happen again. And that's why Judge, if you really want someone to fight that badly, then next week...look for me in that open invitational next week.

And Judge, when I win...and believe me, I will win. I am coming for you, and I am going to take you out and start the wheels of progress here in WPW. I will be the impetus for change here, and Judge, it all starts with you. I must change what I've done.

Adams drops the microphone as "What I've Done" echoes through the arena and Adams heads to the back while posing for some fans.

Daniel: Strong words there by Mike Adams, he is looking to stop the Royality by any means necessary it seems.
WPW Contenders Match
Scorch vs. Martin Cameron

Max: I tell ya Max. This next match is going to be a fist fight.

Daniel: You think?

Max: Oh yeah. The way that Scorch and Campbell have been going at one another in there promo’s, I think they will tear into one another.

Daniel: I would say that you are right about that. But, Campbell does walk into this match with an advantage.

Max: That’s right Daniel. Martin Cameron has a victory over Scorch. You know how many victories Scorch has over Cameron? Do ya Daniel?

Daniel: That would be none. And you have to believe that Cameron feels good about his chances to beat Scorch.

Max: He better. A WPW World Title shot is on the line. If Cameron wins here tonight, he gets to face Scorch one more time for the title. I think he can do it Daniel.

Daniel: No doubt he can. But, even with that “psychological” advantage he has on Scorch, the Champ is just that….He is the Champ. Scorch will not lie down. He will fight. I think he showed that in his promos.

Max: Oh man I can’t wait for this. Fight! Fight! Fight!

Daniel: Well, we have talked enough. Let’s get this weeks main event going, shall we?

Max: Heck Yeah!


Mina: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is the Main Event of the evening. (Huge crowd pop) If Martin Cameron wins this match, he will earn a WPW World Title shot against Scorch.


“Broken Boy Soldiers” hits, and the crowd heat is instant. After a few seconds, out steps the man who is looking to make a new for himself. Martin Cameron steps out onto the stage, and the crowd heat intensifies. Cameron then takes his spot on stage, bowing his head as the spotlight shines on him. The heat is heavy, but Cameron pays no attention to the fans. He raises his head, looks over the crowd, and then makes his way towards the ring. He gets to the ring, steps inside, and then looks back at the entrance way. His face is intense, and he is every bit ready for this contest.


Mina: Introducing the challenger. He hails from Vancouver, Canada….This is Martin Cameron.!


Max: Ohhh! He looks focused Daniel. He wants this match in a bad way.

Daniel: That he does. I will say that you don’t get many chances to earn a shot at the biggest prize in our industry. Tonight, is his chance to earn it.

Max: Tonight is the night that he will earn it, Daniel.


“Blisters and Coffee” hits, and the crowd comes to its’ feet. They await the arrival of the WPW World Heavyweight Champion. Scorch comes out seconds later to a massive pop. Scorch takes a moment to acknowledge the fans, but once he looks down to the ring and sees his opponent, his face changes. Scorch is all business tonight folks. He walks down to the ring with a purpose. He is ready for this match. He is ready for this fight. He is not running. He is taking his time, keeping his eyes locked on Cameron. He jumps up on the ring apron, and slowly makes his way through the ropes. Cameron keeps his cool, but his face has not changed.


Mina: And introducing his opponent. He hails from Tinely Park, Illinois. He is the WPW World Heavyweight Champion……This is Scorch!


Daniel: I would say that Scorch’s intensity is an equal to Cameron’s.

Max: Maybe. But, Cameron still has the edge in this match.

Daniel: Boy, these two look like they could………………….


Mina is out of the ring, and when she is, Scorch goes right after Cameron. Cameron, to his credit, stands tall and as the two men begin to trade punches. The fans start to go nuts. Neither man gains the advantage, as they continue to trade punch after punch. The bell hasn’t sounded yet, as Patrick Turner tries to get order restored. But it is of no use, as Scorch and Cameron continue to fight it out. They go through the middle ropes, and then hit the arena floor. Both men still punching away on one another, as the roll on the floor now.


Max: I love it. Just let these two fight it out.

Daniel: I think the fans would like that.


Indeed. The fans would love to see these two beat the snot out of one another. They continue to roll on the floor. Cameron gets on top, thinking he has the advantage. But Scorch is quick to roll Cameron off top of him. Now Scorch is on top of Cameron, and he is choking his opponent. Scorch looks like a man possessed. He chokes away on Cameron, but after a few moments, Cameron is able to flip Scorch off of him. Scorch’s back hit’s the floor, and as he gets up, Cameron is coming at him, holding his neck, but still able to connect with a clothesline. Scorch goes down, and the fans shower Cameron with heat. Turner is inside the ring, wanting Cameron to bring the action into the ring. But Cameron, aware the bell has not even sounded, uses this time to grab Scorch, and then rams his back into the guardrail. Scorch let’s out a cry of pain. Cameron pulls Scorch away from the guardrail, and then rams him back into the guardrail for a second time. Turner is adament that Cameron get the action into the ring. But Cameron looks at him and say, “No. No.” Cameron take Scorch and then, for a third time, he rams Scorch’s back into the guardrail. Turner then looks to the timekeeper and asks him to ring the bell to start the match. Cameron hears the bell and is not pleased with Turner. But, he knows that now he can’t risk a count out. He grabs Scorch and tosses his body into the ring.


Max: Ha! Ha! Martin Cameron is on his game. He used the outside to his advantage when the bell hadn’t rang. Smart move.

Daniel: Yes it was. And, very much legal. No doubt about who has the advantage early on in this match.

Max: Told you this was going to be his night.



Cameron gets into the ring and then makes a cover.
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……………………Scorch is able to kick out. Cameron looks at Turner, still not happy that the referee started the match. Cameron gets to his feet, pulling Scorch up to his. Cameron runs to the ropes, and is looking to take Scorch down a spear. Cameron connects, as Scorch’s body hit the mat. Cameron gets to his feet and lets out a roar of approval. The fans are giving him a ton of heat, but Martin just does not care. He picks Scorch up, looking to do more damage to the Three Second Sensation. Cameron backs up, and wants the super kick. But from out of nowhere Scorch is able to catch Cameron’s leg. The fans love it, but Cameron doesn’t. His eyes look worried. Scorch takes Cameron down with a leg sweep, still holding onto the leg that Cameron was going to use for the super kick. Scorch then grabs the other leg, and now he has Cameron in a vulnerable position.


Max: This ain’t good Daniel.

Daniel: I think someone is about to start singing soprano.

Max: Not funny. I mean, a shot like that to your groin can cause you to not be able to make babies.

Daniel: I’m not so sure that is what Cameron would want anyway.

Max: Well, it could damage you….make you…..you know?

Daniel: (Has a wry smile on his face) No, I don’t. Do tell.

Max: (Speaks low) Could keep you from performing in bed. Remember that shot I took back in 97’, in that match against…….

Daniel: (laughs) I get it. I get it! (continues laughing)

Max: (not amused) Not funny man.


Ala Jeff Hardy, Scorch drops down on the groin area of Cameron. The fans love it as Cameron is grabbing his jewels, and hoping that he will still be able to serve the ladies in the near future. Scorch gets to his feet, a (sort of) sadistic smile on his face. Cameron called out Scorch this past week, and the Champ was none too pleased about it. Time has come for retribution. Scorch then runs to the turnbuckle, then stands at the top facing the crowd. He motions to the crowd, as they pop HUGE for him. Ala Kurt Angle, Scorch comes off with a back flip and it connects. The fans got a good picture shot of that one, as the flashbulbs were going off like wildfire. Scorch makes the cover.
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2.77777777777.………………………….Cameron gets a shoulder up. This doesn’t seem to bother Scorch, but as he gets to his feet, we do notice that Scorch is reaching for his back.


Max: Seems that back flip came with a price.

Daniel: It did. But Scorch obviously got caught up in the moment that he went for the high risk move.

Max: That could do him in later on in the match.

Daniel: I won’t deny it. It very well could.



Scorch, aware that his back is in pain, and also aware that he has Cameron on the mat, decides to keep Martin on the mat. Scorch applies a rear chin lock, trying to weaken his opponent. Cameron, doing all that he can, realizes he is close to the ropes. He wiggles for a few seconds, and manages to make his way over towards the ropes. Scorch, brakes the hold almost immediately. Cameron gets to his feet, and is laying up against the turnbuckle. Scorch waists little time, as he comes in on Cameron and pummels on him some more. Turner is in with the five count, and at five Scorch backs off. But then, he shoots back in on Cameron, only this time, Cameron is ready. He gets an elbow up to Scorch’s face. Scorch stumbles backwards for a few steps, and then turns. SUPERKICK! Cameron connects with a super kick from out of nowhere. The audience is stunned. Scorch is down, but in the process of hitting the move, so is Cameron. Turner begins the 10 count.
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4.………………..Cameron looks up, and he sees Scorch is still down.
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7.………………..By this time, Cameron has made his way over to Scorch, and is on top of him, and has hooked the leg of Scorch.
Turner sees this and gets down to the mat to make the count.
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3.……………………..Scorch kicks out! Scorch kicks out in time, and Cameron lifts his head and looks shocked. He thought he had it.


Max: That wasn’t three? It had to have been!

Daniel: Nope. Scorch kicked out in time.

Max: I don’t believe it! I honestly thought it was three. I thought that not only had Cameron beaten Scorch for a second time, but that he did it in quick like fashion.

Daniel: This match may seem like it has been quick Max, but that is because these two have been going at it before the bell even rang.


Cameron gets to his feet, and he looks out to the crowd and shouts, “I am going to finish this. NOW!”. The heat is immense on Cameron, but he doesn’t care. He senses victory, He senses that his destiny is calling him. He puts Scorch away, and he gets his title shot. Cameron stands Scorch up, in perfect position for……GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART! Cameron comes in, he looks for the move……..he is about to…………………..NO!……………….Scorch is somehow able to catch Cameron…..and then….WHAM!………………Scorch hit’s the Ignitor! The roof nearly comes off the roof. The place is going nuts!


Max: What the?…………..How did he?……………What?……………………

Daniel: I don’t know, Max. I don’t know. But somehow, someway, Scorch reversed the Goodnight Sweetheart and turned it into the Ignitor. I am amazed! Wow!

Max: That was some move. I will give the Champ credit for that. How he did I will never know.

Daniel: I don’t think Scorch could tell you. But, he did.



The fans start a “Holy Shit” and “Scorch” chants up at the same time. The place is electric, as they sense that the Champ is only seconds away from victory. Only problem is, both men are down and out of it. Whatever Scorch had left in his tank, he used it all up on that move. And Cameron is lying in the ring like road kill…..dead to world…his title hopes about to slip away. Turner, caught up in what he just witnessed , has yet to begin the count out. But as soon as he realizes he needs to, he does.
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3
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5.…………………..Scorch has now started to stir.
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8.………………….He looks over at Cameron and moves his arm.
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10.…………………Right before the tenth count, Scorch drapes his weary arm over Cameron. Turner goes down to make the count.
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3.…………………………..YES!……………………..NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!1 Cameron was able to get a foot on the bottom rope. The fans are shocked! Scorch looks up and sees the foot. Even he can’t believe it. Cameron’s body is still lifeless, but he is still alive in this match. Somehow, someway, he managed to dig deep and get his foot on the bottom rope.


Daniel: Unbelievable folks. Martin Cameron is not ready to let his title hopes slip through his fingers.

Max: Wow! I really thought it was over, but you just saw why Carlos Gonzalez put Martin Cameron in this match. The guy just won’t quit.

Daniel: He is giving it his all. He knows what is on the line. Folks, no matter how you may feel about Martin Cameron, you have to appreciate the effort. Hell, both men are giving you there all tonight, cause they have done nothing but beat the tar out of one another.

Max: I know, and I have loved every second of it.



Scorch looks to the Heavens, wondering what it is going to take to beat Cameron. Scorch then looks to end this, as he drags himself to his feet. He knows that Cameron is weak, and he wants to finish him now. Scorch is up, and he grabs hold of Martin, but Cameron is able to kick Scorch off of him. Cameron slides under the bottom rope, and is lying on the outside ring apron. Scorch gets up, and looks to drag Cameron back into the ring. But Cameron is able to use his strength and pull Scorch through the middle rope, and down to the floor. Cameron has one arm under the bottom rope, and inside the ring, so when Turner sees it, he does not begin the count out. Scorch is right back to his feet, as he punches away on the midsection of Cameron. Scorch them gets up on the apron, and in the process is able to get Cameron up to his feet. Scorch lands a few rights, as Cameron uses his right arm, places it on the top rope, holding himself up. Turner is begging for the two of them to get the action back into the ring. Scorch then goes for another punch, but Martin blocks it. Boot to the gut of Scorch. Cameron picks Scorch up. DVD……….DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the outside ring apron. Scorch’s head hit’s the floor, but so does Cameron’s body. The fans are in shock.


Max: How?………….Who?………I give up. That was just insanely awesome.

Daniel: I agree, Max. I don’t think I have seen the DVD used like that.

Max: You just did, Daniel.



The fans are going crazy. They are so hot right now that it doesn’t matter that Cameron hit the move. They are just happy to seeing some top notch action. Both men are out of it. Neither is moving. Turner, knowing he has to start the count, looks like he doesn’t want to. But, he must.
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3
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5.……………………Neither man is moving. The fans are counting along, hoping that one of the men (namely Scorch) will move.
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8.…………………….No movement. This isn’t looking good.
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10.……………………Turner counts to ten. He waves his arms, and the match is over. The fans can’t believe it. No way! This match cannot end like this. Some are booing, but most of the fans seem to be waiting for some sort of miracle to happen. A match that has been this physical, this good, cannot end like this.


Max: You have got to be kidding me?

Daniel: It’s over Max. This match will end in a draw.

Max: That aint right.

Daniel: Hold on, Patrick Turner is talking to Mina Henderson.



Turner is doing just that, as he tells Mina the decision. She seems surprised at the final call, but Turner shrugs his shoulders as saying, “It’s all I can do.”.


Mina: Ladies and gentlemen. Both Scorch and Martin Cameron were counted out, and as a result of this, this match is declared a draw. Neither man wins or loses, but because Martin Cameron did not pin Scorch, nor make him submit, he will not be receiving a title…………………………….



Hold It!………………………Hold It!…………………….Hold It!!!!!!!!!



Out walks Carlos Gonzalez to the stage. The fans are happy to see him, as they feel he will make everything right. Carlos looks to the crowd and then lets there anticipation die down a bit.



Max: I knew Mr. Gonzalez would correct this. Such a great man.

Daniel: You wanna go kiss his ass now, or later Max? (laughs)

Max: You should show respect.

Daniel: I do. I just don’t ass kiss.



Carlos: Well now. Seems we have ourselves a little bit of controversy here. (Looks down at Scorch and Cameron, both coming to by now). I mean, two mean beating the hell out of one another is sure fun to watch, isn’t folks? (Nice pop from crowd) Yes. Thought you would agree. Now, let’s take a look at what just happened.


Scorch is to his feet, and has made his way back into the ring. Cameron is on the outside, leaning up against the guardrail. The fans are being nice enough to leave him be. Carlos looks over both men, and then looks to Patrick Turner.


Carlos: Mr. Turner, you did, in fact, do the right thing. You did what a referee is supposed to do. You followed the rule book, and you make the count out. I have no complaints about that. You sir……you did your job. (Turner says thank you) Your welcome. But. I kind of feel that in a match that was as hotly contested as this one was, we needed to have a true finish to it. So, for tonight, for one night only, I am going to usurp your authority Mr. Turner. (Fans go nuts for it. Looks like the match will continue). But…..then I thought about it, and I think……………..NO!……………………I will not change this ruling for this match. (Or maybe not. Fans are not pleased. Carlos looks to the crowd). Sorry folks, but we are Live here, and we can only go a few minutes over the allotted time. Hey, that’s just business people. But, I am going to do some business right here, and right now, with the remaining couple of minutes we have. That’s right, I am going to book a match for next weeks show.


Scorch looks on. He looks out at Cameron, and then right back to Carlos. You can see the disdain that Scorch has for Carlos. Carlos sees it too.


Carlos: Scorch. I see the look in your eyes. You hate me don’t you? You want nothing more than to take me down along with Royalty……Right? (Scorch shakes his head “Yes.”. Well, you know what Scorch. I hate your ever loving………..GUTS!!!! Oh yeah! I do. I can’t stand you. I can’t stand the fact that you are the WPW Champion. And I certainly can’t stand how you ended up not losing this match tonight. Ohhhhhh! But I am going to fix that Scorch. You see, I am convinced, now more than ever, that you cannot beat Martin Cameron. (Cameron looks to Scorch, and Scorch looks to him. Cameron tells Scorch that he cannot beat him). See. Cameron knows it too, Scorch. Right now, you are 0-1-1 against him. I like that. He has the edge over you. The man who is supposed to be the top dog in WPW. Cameron has your number, and guess what, Scorch? I am going to do something that should have been done this past week. But, seeing as how things played out, this is going to work out nicely. Next week, Scorch, you will defend your WPW World Heavyweight title against Martin Cameron! He deserves his shot, and damn it, he is going to get it. Ohhhhhh! But it won’t be in an ordinary match Scorch. No way for you to get a count out draw win. No way for you to get yourself disqualified. You see, you two want to beat the hell out of one another? Well, that is exactly what you will get to do when the two of you face off in a STREET FIGHT!


Max: YES! Wow! Carlos Gonzalez does it again.

Daniel: I have to admit, it would be a fitting setting for these two men. Let them duke it out.

Max: Let them beat the hell out of one another. Yes! This is great!


Carlos: And Scorch. When Cameron beats you, humiliates you, and takes the title, I will come down to the ring and take your dignity. You want a war. Well you got one! Have a nice night!


Carlos walks to the back. Scorch has his eyes fixated on the stage. Now, he has to find a way to defeat Martin Cameron. Cameron is making his way up the entrance way, and then to the stage. Cameron then stops, turns around, and looks at Scorch. He gestures that the title will be his next week. Scorch, his face expressionless, says nothing, as he watches Cameron vanish to the back.


Daniel: Folks. You heard it hear. Mark it down. Tell you friends, family, and neighbors. We are going to have ourselves a street fight next week on TNT.

Max: I am loving it, Daniel. Mr. Gonzalez stuck it to Scorch, but good. The title will be on the line against a man that Scorch has yet to defeat. The odds are against him.

Daniel: It sure does seem that way. Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning in this week. See you next time for TNT.

The closing shot is of Scorch, still in the ring, with his head down. But, as the camera looks to fade, Scorch’s head slowly begins to rise. And when we see his eyes, we can tell that he looks determined and pissed. Did Carlos awake something within him? The scene fades.


Credits:

Jesse Long vs. SSG - Mike Adams
Parker vs. Brian - HBK
JMC vs. Billy James - Corral
8 Man Tag - Promy
Scorch vs. Cameron - Chazz
Segments - TJ and Mike Adams



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[Mike Adams]

apolgies to jesse and ssg, i jsut got huge writers block and had to make it a short match...sry guys

[legendaryken]

No comments yet? Miserable lot. Here's the legendaryreview:

Long/SSG - I've said it before, I'll say it again. Having SSG in the fed opens up possibilities for all sorts of interesting moves/storylines/topless links. I hope she sticks around. This was short but perfectly OK for an opener, though I wouldn't have been so blatant at copping a feel as Long was.

Segments: Solid stuff. Some bits that made you sit up and take notice and I'm definitely voting for that guy Ster once my fake IDs come through.

Parker/Brian - Another short one, but they really really don't have to be long all the time. It did all it needed to do.

JMC/GO JMC - I'm pleased with the result. I've got big money on JMC going all the way to the final where Jokester will destroy him with the RP I've been planning for months. Another fine match.

Florida Tag match - yeah, our team didn't really turn up so I wasn't surprised by the result. Jokester got a nice entrance though. Nothing wrong with the writing.

Cameron/Scorch - Intriguing finish. I know some don't like these fudged endings but this one was handled well.

I know that some are disappointed with the overall length of the show tonight but I honestly didn't see that as a problem. The segments filled in the gaps nicely. I think that everyone deserved a lighter load this week after the monumental effort put in for Hallowicked (including me - Jokester's segment was the only bit I did) and no doubt batteries will be recharged for next week.

[Snowman]

I'm quite confused with the ending of the show. As far as I am aware, I was no where near drawing with Scorch this week and yet...We drew. I thought that WPW didn't do results based on storylines, or whatever, so I think it is kinda unfair on Scoch to have to defend his title against me.

I know that I really shouldn't be complaining, but I just don't think I deserve that shot at the title. I know that there is no chance of me winning anyway, but I still don't think it should have been a draw.


I liked the 8-man match btw. A little dissapointed on the result, but I guess it was deserved.

Also, I'd like to complain about the lack of EPN in this episode! We need more of that tasty, black meat.

[Mike Corral]

To whoever wrote the 8-Man match: Love how you portrayed the Corral character. You made him to be a dick, and that's the direction I want Corral to be, an asshole with a God complex, yet still somehow a face.

Great TNT by thew looks of things, I'll give a full review when I have the chance to read the entire thing.

[Spaz]

I liked the 8-man match btw. A little dissapointed on the result, but I guess it was deserved.

I'm curious... :)

[Prometheus]

Me too actually, all four of one team RPing and two of them twice, against a tem that only two showed up for the day...

Another good day for Roaylty, Cassius defeating his counterpart, Us befoiling Scorch, while Judge and RK... well they did some stuff as well so good for them!

[Chazz]

Well Snowman, I hate you are complaining cause now I feel dumb in giving you a shot at the belt. TBH.....I talked this over with Judge, and I felt things were close. Judge went with what I felt, and he gave the go ahead to do the ending that was presented. Quite simply put, you just made it look like what your efforts were in your rp's were...shall we say....less than average? That is the feeling I got when I read your post. I can understand you felt Scorch won. Scorch himself probably would agree with you that he did. But I saw it differently. I saw it as close. Now, if you wanna know why, then we can do that through PM's. Other than that, shut the fuck up and RP your ass off. You got a title shot!

[Snowman]

lol, sorry. Thanks for clearing that up.

And what I meant Spaz, was that I would have liked to see a fatal four way between the opposite team. But they lost, deservingly so. Don't get me wrong, the people who won will put on a good show but I would love to have seen the others just as much. (Shame Tank or Dan didn't RP)

[legendaryken]

Yeah, shame our team didn't put in much effort. I didn't think it worth my while pulling out a second Jokester RP as it was obvious we were going to lose. I've now got one half-written for next week (He's not fighting this week unless you count C & T) and another against RK in the ToC. Should be off to a good start in Team Warfare!

[The Judge]

Mmmm, after reading the RP battle, the main event wasn't as close as ya told me Chazz. Well, let me rephrase that. In my opinion it wasn't as close, but it is subjective and I do want to applud Cameron because even if in my opinion Scorch did have him beat, Cameron put up some of the best stuff I've seen him do.

As far as the show, meh. It's not a classic but did anyone expect it to be? We just came off, debatedly, the best TNT of all time, so it's only natural that the writers all sizzled a bit. I have no complaints about it being short, sometimes you don't want an epic match unless it's deserved. I love reading an epic match to finish a feud, but not every El Pollo vs. Blade match needs to have a 10 page requirement, sometimes the shorter the sweeter.

...That said, if it is short make it sweet, don't be a lazy bum.