brethart101
06-07-2004, 03:32 PM
Guy Labeau is in a gym training for his next match. The fans start a huge USA chant when they see him. Sean Canuxx walks in the room. the fans start a ray williams chant when they see canuxx.
Canuxx- Guy, i know uve been training hard for this match with Ray Williams, and its time to see how prepared you are.
Guy- How exactly are u going to do that?
Canuxx- Guy, ive seen ray williams at work, ray williams is good, ray williams is damn good, but let me tell you this, he can be stopped. Ray Williams is a man who does not play by the rules, Ray Williams is a man who takes favors, but does not return them, Ray Williams is an ******* is what im trying to say, just like all Americans.
Guy- So wat are you saying?
Canuxx- Well Guy, ive brought in this 7'2 330 pound man, now wat im going to do is have him stand in the middle of the ring and i want you to do exactly wat you are going to do to ray williams.
Guy walks into the ring and starts nailing moves on this giant. Suplex's, Chokeslams, sharpshooters, moves we've never seen him do before.
Canuxx- Very good, if you can do that to this giant, imagine what you can do to ray williams. now heres the last thing. Way back when, when i went to wrestling school with the late great Stu Hart, i learned a lot. Owen and Bret also used to pop in, and do u know wat they told me to do when u had no other options.
Guy- What???
Canuxx- U "accidentally" knock down the ref, then u deliver a low blow to your oponent. now, heres the hard part, u go outside the ring and find any weapon u can find, but make sure you do it fast, now u attack them, and attack hard. beat their brains out. then, when the ref gets back up, roll your oponent over and throw the weapon into his part of the ring and act like uve been hurt too. now ur acting all woozy, and some how u manage to get a cover:
1
2
3
the bell rings, you win.
Guy- Anything for the Canuxxters Empire, Ill make sure to beat the horrific American blood out of his sytem. When I'm done with him, Ray Williams will be nothing more then a disgrace to all Americans. Lying in his own pool of tainted American blood, after having been beat up by his Canadian superior, wat a night this will be, wat a night
the fans boo heavilly, various chants fill the ring from USA, to Ray Williams, to boos
Canuxx- Oh, and a note to the UCW board of directors. Time is running out. The revolution is on wednesday the 9th, today is monday the 7th. Last time i checked there were still no Canadian officials. Tick Tock, the lawsuit clock is about to ring, wake up, before you fighting a match you will not win
the scene fades and USA is ringing throughout the arena
Canuxx- Guy, i know uve been training hard for this match with Ray Williams, and its time to see how prepared you are.
Guy- How exactly are u going to do that?
Canuxx- Guy, ive seen ray williams at work, ray williams is good, ray williams is damn good, but let me tell you this, he can be stopped. Ray Williams is a man who does not play by the rules, Ray Williams is a man who takes favors, but does not return them, Ray Williams is an ******* is what im trying to say, just like all Americans.
Guy- So wat are you saying?
Canuxx- Well Guy, ive brought in this 7'2 330 pound man, now wat im going to do is have him stand in the middle of the ring and i want you to do exactly wat you are going to do to ray williams.
Guy walks into the ring and starts nailing moves on this giant. Suplex's, Chokeslams, sharpshooters, moves we've never seen him do before.
Canuxx- Very good, if you can do that to this giant, imagine what you can do to ray williams. now heres the last thing. Way back when, when i went to wrestling school with the late great Stu Hart, i learned a lot. Owen and Bret also used to pop in, and do u know wat they told me to do when u had no other options.
Guy- What???
Canuxx- U "accidentally" knock down the ref, then u deliver a low blow to your oponent. now, heres the hard part, u go outside the ring and find any weapon u can find, but make sure you do it fast, now u attack them, and attack hard. beat their brains out. then, when the ref gets back up, roll your oponent over and throw the weapon into his part of the ring and act like uve been hurt too. now ur acting all woozy, and some how u manage to get a cover:
1
2
3
the bell rings, you win.
Guy- Anything for the Canuxxters Empire, Ill make sure to beat the horrific American blood out of his sytem. When I'm done with him, Ray Williams will be nothing more then a disgrace to all Americans. Lying in his own pool of tainted American blood, after having been beat up by his Canadian superior, wat a night this will be, wat a night
the fans boo heavilly, various chants fill the ring from USA, to Ray Williams, to boos
Canuxx- Oh, and a note to the UCW board of directors. Time is running out. The revolution is on wednesday the 9th, today is monday the 7th. Last time i checked there were still no Canadian officials. Tick Tock, the lawsuit clock is about to ring, wake up, before you fighting a match you will not win
the scene fades and USA is ringing throughout the arena