Scorch
09-21-2007, 04:10 AM
WPW Monday Night Live!
September 24th, 2007
Andalusia Country Club
Andalusia, Alabama
Watch For A Swarm of Locusts Because A LaVigne is Favored Singles Match
Blade LaVigne vs. Paul Dinatale
A jar of locusts will be suspended above the ring using the same rigging TNA uses for their Ultimate X match meaning that at any point the jar could fall to the mat and shatter, leaving both dangerous shards of broken glass and a swarm of angry locusts in the ring. Paul Dinatale has struggled since he came to WPW, while Blade LaVigne is on the greatest winning streak of his life, we think it reached two last week. Who will take the next step toward the lower end of mediocrity? Perhaps the locusts, or one of these men.
Only One Man Is Likely To Try Singles Match
Brock Goodman vs. Phill Bennett
Much in the same way we used to wonder about the LaVignes, Phill Bennett still has a job in WPW, seriously, he does. No, we have no clue why Carlos still employs him, but he does. This week he takes on Brock Goodman who is still looking to move on from his past botchery. Will Brock botch another move and rid WPW of their one remaining Bennett or will Phill accidently show up, try, and win, unlikely as that would be.
WPW’s Answer To Fiddy vs. Kanye Rapathon VKO Match
Tank vs. Bryson Ryder
The rap world may have lost a guy who sucks at getting out of the way of live ammunition when Kanye West’s new album outsold 50 Cents’ new release, but fear not because the loser of this match can still wrestle in WPW. Last week Tank so his brother lose his job in WPW after a defeat to Tank’s former Tokester tag team partner, The Jokester. Will Tank be able to focus enough to take on the white kid who wishes he was a black man who pretends to be a thug but is in reality just another middle class man trying to make a living as a poet, or will Bryson defeat the big man in match where the only way to win is via a verbal knockout?
Smurphs Are Legal In This Tag Match Where Dan Is Mad He Still Has A Partner Tag Match
Dan Murph & The Outkast Kid vs. Mike Foxx & Billy James
Last week Dan Murph fought to bring in The Outkast Kid as his tag team partner, then let the newcomer do all the work as the team beat Super Sexy Girl and Brock Goodman. This week they take on a pair of Southern Gents, Mike Foxx and “Cowboy” Billy James in more tag team action where anything Smurph can be used. However, adding fuel to this match, Dan Murph is already whining about being stuck with a partner, apparently being sick of being carried to wins. Can Murph and The Outkast Kid coexist, or will the Southerners send them home a couple of losers?
Random Number Generator Countout GOL #1 Contender’s Match
Forsaken vs. Darien Entreri
In a recent poll, many WPW fans said they felt Forsaken was best suited to be GOL. Normally WPW ignores their fans, explaining Royalty’s dominance, but that policy has been ignored for now as Forsaken gets a chance to earn a match for the GOL Championship. If he wants to get the shot so many feel he deserves, he must beat the man whose name so few know how to spell, Darien Entreri who looks to prove himself in the business he feels he was called to.
Eighty Three Second Time Limit Match
2 vs. MVP
In a first time ever WPW match, well maybe not we have not check, but this is the first time we realized this is the shortest match WPW could have, with just three letters and a number between the two combatants. 2 still reigns over WPW’s Hardcore division as the WPW Hardcore Champion. MVP was decent at one point in his career and he could potentially recapture his talents one day, anything is possible, but he will have to do it in a minute and twenty-three seconds or this one will end with a lot of angry disappointed fans.
Bounded Feet Fatal Fourway Elimination Match
Jokester vs. Gunnar Brian vs. Jesse Long vs. Beno
As if a fatal fourway elimination match was not enough, Jokester has decided that he will require the others in this bout to do as he does, and fight with their legs tied together. Word has it Jesse has experience tying people up, but one has to ponder if he has ever been the one whose movements were restricted. Gunnar Brian was once found in the lockerroom with ducttape on his ankles, but it turned out to be a Labor Day celebration gone wrong. Beno, it turns out Jokester wanted him to be the only one tied up so the other three could have target practice, but Carlos misheard his written request. This match could steal the show, and anyone who comes untied, will be forced to listen to a Jamie Parker promo!
Fan Gets To Officiate Main Event Singles’ Match
Scorch vs. Martin Cameron
[Censored By Royalty]
WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil
September 25th, 2007
Staughn High School Gym
Andalusia, Alabama
Who Has Pubic Lice?
Last week it was revealed that a member of the WPW roster is afflicated with tiny friends near their special (non shoulder) area. It was also promised that the culprit would be revealed this week, but due to legal issues, the reveal may be delayed. Fear not though, for WPW has secured an exclusive interview with one of these tiny little creatures. What will the Lice have to say, will it be male or female, will it give hints as to where his home was, will it have a name, and who taught it to speak english? All these questions and more will be answered on TNT!
ToC - First Round Match
James Moriarty Cassius Vs. Sky Ryder
Officially we are now in the halfway point in the first round of the ToC! Starting off this week is a prized match between two men in WPW who consider themselves the smartest and most educated men in the entire WPW roster. James Moriarty Cassius and Frederick Meyer III. However the match has been changed since Meyer is still dealing with a back problem, leaving him completely out of contention for the Tournament to continue. But rather than allow the former WPW Champion get a step closer to the WPW Championship at the Tournament of Champions PPV, Meyer will be replaced by none other than Sky Ryder. Thus Cassius no longer has the opponent he imagined he would be facing. Instead we bring you a singles match between a former WPW Tag Team champion and a current champion. Is Sky, the one who actually defeated the Judge for the tag team titles the first time, going to show his magic once more? Or is JMC, The current champion, going to make work of the former champion and continue his rise up the ToC?
Singles Match
Dust vs. Nick Comoroto
Last week in the main event a series of shocking events took place, first we saw the return of Dust to WPW Television, the first time he has been seen since he refereed Scorch vs. Royal Knight and The Royalty turned on him. The second surprising thing was the success of Nick Comoroto in defeating The People’s King and advancing to face The Judge. A position you know Dust would desperately want, not only to get to his feet, but also to gain a level of revenge against The Judge and Royalty. This week, we perform a rematch of the main event last week, just to see if Nick’s win really was a one off chance or if he really is the better man. With Comoroto’s advancement already guaranteed, no matter what the outcome of this match, is he really going to try? Because with The People’s King sore, wounded and looking for revenge, he’d better bring even more than he did last week!
ToC - First Round Match
Jak Montoya Vs. Billy James
The Next match in the series will determine who will face off against Either JMC or Sky Ryder in the second round of the Tournament of Champions. Jak Montoya will take on Billy James. “Good Ol” Billy James, the recent singles competitor in contrast to the tag team Billy James. This match seems to be at odds with one another and certainly shows the multicultural nature of the Southeast region of America. First Billy James, a country farmer who formerly appeared on a children’s TV show, ‘Billy and Friends’. Montoya was born in Havana then moved to Miami and is an avid follower of The Beatles. Who might win in this battle which, if not one for the ages, is certainly going to be interesting...
Tag Match. Special Guest Referee: The Judge
David Nicolls & Desmond Troy vs. Twizted & Mike Corral
The team of David Nicolls and Desmond Troy might be contenders to the WPW World Tag Team Titles, but their relationship is up and down at best. Sometimes a unified team and others bitter squabbling enemies. This week will test which of these they really are as they face off against the team of Twizted and Mike Corral. This team is a considerably fluid team in comparison to Nicholls and Troy which might produce an obstacle. However the bigger obstacle is that Carlos Gonzales has agreed to allow a special guest Referee to call this match and that referee happens to be none other than Half of the WPW Tag team Championship, The Judge! Judge’s willing interjection into this match shows that he is taking an interest in the contenders team, which could spell bad news for this team of newcomers. Can they survive Judge and one another to make it to Judge & JMC? Or is Twizted and Mike Corral going to collect a scalp and perhaps further their chances to enter the tag division?
Main Event Florida State Title Match
The Royal Knight vs. Jamie Parker
This week, as part of our main event we bring you the second singles matchup between Jamie Parker and our newest WPW Florida State Champion, The Royal Knight. Two weeks ago in their first singles match, The Royal Knight was able to out-Hardcore Parker and make off as our latest Florida champion, completing a goal he has set in his mind ever since He changed his Moniker fro The stallion to The Royal Knight. However Parker still holds another series of Florida related victories over the Knight both at his inauguration as Champion where he threw RK out to claim the title, and at ReActivation where they were involved in a triple threat match. These victories have guaranteed him a rematch with the Champion this week where there will be no Hardcore fighting, a normal match that si more favoured by Parker than RK. Can Parker become the second ever two time Florida State Champion, after “The Incredible” Nick Comoroto? Or is the Champions Advantage going to be that extra something RK never had in all his other fight to put him over Parker and take a decisive lead in this rivalry?
September 24th, 2007
Andalusia Country Club
Andalusia, Alabama
Watch For A Swarm of Locusts Because A LaVigne is Favored Singles Match
Blade LaVigne vs. Paul Dinatale
A jar of locusts will be suspended above the ring using the same rigging TNA uses for their Ultimate X match meaning that at any point the jar could fall to the mat and shatter, leaving both dangerous shards of broken glass and a swarm of angry locusts in the ring. Paul Dinatale has struggled since he came to WPW, while Blade LaVigne is on the greatest winning streak of his life, we think it reached two last week. Who will take the next step toward the lower end of mediocrity? Perhaps the locusts, or one of these men.
Only One Man Is Likely To Try Singles Match
Brock Goodman vs. Phill Bennett
Much in the same way we used to wonder about the LaVignes, Phill Bennett still has a job in WPW, seriously, he does. No, we have no clue why Carlos still employs him, but he does. This week he takes on Brock Goodman who is still looking to move on from his past botchery. Will Brock botch another move and rid WPW of their one remaining Bennett or will Phill accidently show up, try, and win, unlikely as that would be.
WPW’s Answer To Fiddy vs. Kanye Rapathon VKO Match
Tank vs. Bryson Ryder
The rap world may have lost a guy who sucks at getting out of the way of live ammunition when Kanye West’s new album outsold 50 Cents’ new release, but fear not because the loser of this match can still wrestle in WPW. Last week Tank so his brother lose his job in WPW after a defeat to Tank’s former Tokester tag team partner, The Jokester. Will Tank be able to focus enough to take on the white kid who wishes he was a black man who pretends to be a thug but is in reality just another middle class man trying to make a living as a poet, or will Bryson defeat the big man in match where the only way to win is via a verbal knockout?
Smurphs Are Legal In This Tag Match Where Dan Is Mad He Still Has A Partner Tag Match
Dan Murph & The Outkast Kid vs. Mike Foxx & Billy James
Last week Dan Murph fought to bring in The Outkast Kid as his tag team partner, then let the newcomer do all the work as the team beat Super Sexy Girl and Brock Goodman. This week they take on a pair of Southern Gents, Mike Foxx and “Cowboy” Billy James in more tag team action where anything Smurph can be used. However, adding fuel to this match, Dan Murph is already whining about being stuck with a partner, apparently being sick of being carried to wins. Can Murph and The Outkast Kid coexist, or will the Southerners send them home a couple of losers?
Random Number Generator Countout GOL #1 Contender’s Match
Forsaken vs. Darien Entreri
In a recent poll, many WPW fans said they felt Forsaken was best suited to be GOL. Normally WPW ignores their fans, explaining Royalty’s dominance, but that policy has been ignored for now as Forsaken gets a chance to earn a match for the GOL Championship. If he wants to get the shot so many feel he deserves, he must beat the man whose name so few know how to spell, Darien Entreri who looks to prove himself in the business he feels he was called to.
Eighty Three Second Time Limit Match
2 vs. MVP
In a first time ever WPW match, well maybe not we have not check, but this is the first time we realized this is the shortest match WPW could have, with just three letters and a number between the two combatants. 2 still reigns over WPW’s Hardcore division as the WPW Hardcore Champion. MVP was decent at one point in his career and he could potentially recapture his talents one day, anything is possible, but he will have to do it in a minute and twenty-three seconds or this one will end with a lot of angry disappointed fans.
Bounded Feet Fatal Fourway Elimination Match
Jokester vs. Gunnar Brian vs. Jesse Long vs. Beno
As if a fatal fourway elimination match was not enough, Jokester has decided that he will require the others in this bout to do as he does, and fight with their legs tied together. Word has it Jesse has experience tying people up, but one has to ponder if he has ever been the one whose movements were restricted. Gunnar Brian was once found in the lockerroom with ducttape on his ankles, but it turned out to be a Labor Day celebration gone wrong. Beno, it turns out Jokester wanted him to be the only one tied up so the other three could have target practice, but Carlos misheard his written request. This match could steal the show, and anyone who comes untied, will be forced to listen to a Jamie Parker promo!
Fan Gets To Officiate Main Event Singles’ Match
Scorch vs. Martin Cameron
[Censored By Royalty]
WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil
September 25th, 2007
Staughn High School Gym
Andalusia, Alabama
Who Has Pubic Lice?
Last week it was revealed that a member of the WPW roster is afflicated with tiny friends near their special (non shoulder) area. It was also promised that the culprit would be revealed this week, but due to legal issues, the reveal may be delayed. Fear not though, for WPW has secured an exclusive interview with one of these tiny little creatures. What will the Lice have to say, will it be male or female, will it give hints as to where his home was, will it have a name, and who taught it to speak english? All these questions and more will be answered on TNT!
ToC - First Round Match
James Moriarty Cassius Vs. Sky Ryder
Officially we are now in the halfway point in the first round of the ToC! Starting off this week is a prized match between two men in WPW who consider themselves the smartest and most educated men in the entire WPW roster. James Moriarty Cassius and Frederick Meyer III. However the match has been changed since Meyer is still dealing with a back problem, leaving him completely out of contention for the Tournament to continue. But rather than allow the former WPW Champion get a step closer to the WPW Championship at the Tournament of Champions PPV, Meyer will be replaced by none other than Sky Ryder. Thus Cassius no longer has the opponent he imagined he would be facing. Instead we bring you a singles match between a former WPW Tag Team champion and a current champion. Is Sky, the one who actually defeated the Judge for the tag team titles the first time, going to show his magic once more? Or is JMC, The current champion, going to make work of the former champion and continue his rise up the ToC?
Singles Match
Dust vs. Nick Comoroto
Last week in the main event a series of shocking events took place, first we saw the return of Dust to WPW Television, the first time he has been seen since he refereed Scorch vs. Royal Knight and The Royalty turned on him. The second surprising thing was the success of Nick Comoroto in defeating The People’s King and advancing to face The Judge. A position you know Dust would desperately want, not only to get to his feet, but also to gain a level of revenge against The Judge and Royalty. This week, we perform a rematch of the main event last week, just to see if Nick’s win really was a one off chance or if he really is the better man. With Comoroto’s advancement already guaranteed, no matter what the outcome of this match, is he really going to try? Because with The People’s King sore, wounded and looking for revenge, he’d better bring even more than he did last week!
ToC - First Round Match
Jak Montoya Vs. Billy James
The Next match in the series will determine who will face off against Either JMC or Sky Ryder in the second round of the Tournament of Champions. Jak Montoya will take on Billy James. “Good Ol” Billy James, the recent singles competitor in contrast to the tag team Billy James. This match seems to be at odds with one another and certainly shows the multicultural nature of the Southeast region of America. First Billy James, a country farmer who formerly appeared on a children’s TV show, ‘Billy and Friends’. Montoya was born in Havana then moved to Miami and is an avid follower of The Beatles. Who might win in this battle which, if not one for the ages, is certainly going to be interesting...
Tag Match. Special Guest Referee: The Judge
David Nicolls & Desmond Troy vs. Twizted & Mike Corral
The team of David Nicolls and Desmond Troy might be contenders to the WPW World Tag Team Titles, but their relationship is up and down at best. Sometimes a unified team and others bitter squabbling enemies. This week will test which of these they really are as they face off against the team of Twizted and Mike Corral. This team is a considerably fluid team in comparison to Nicholls and Troy which might produce an obstacle. However the bigger obstacle is that Carlos Gonzales has agreed to allow a special guest Referee to call this match and that referee happens to be none other than Half of the WPW Tag team Championship, The Judge! Judge’s willing interjection into this match shows that he is taking an interest in the contenders team, which could spell bad news for this team of newcomers. Can they survive Judge and one another to make it to Judge & JMC? Or is Twizted and Mike Corral going to collect a scalp and perhaps further their chances to enter the tag division?
Main Event Florida State Title Match
The Royal Knight vs. Jamie Parker
This week, as part of our main event we bring you the second singles matchup between Jamie Parker and our newest WPW Florida State Champion, The Royal Knight. Two weeks ago in their first singles match, The Royal Knight was able to out-Hardcore Parker and make off as our latest Florida champion, completing a goal he has set in his mind ever since He changed his Moniker fro The stallion to The Royal Knight. However Parker still holds another series of Florida related victories over the Knight both at his inauguration as Champion where he threw RK out to claim the title, and at ReActivation where they were involved in a triple threat match. These victories have guaranteed him a rematch with the Champion this week where there will be no Hardcore fighting, a normal match that si more favoured by Parker than RK. Can Parker become the second ever two time Florida State Champion, after “The Incredible” Nick Comoroto? Or is the Champions Advantage going to be that extra something RK never had in all his other fight to put him over Parker and take a decisive lead in this rivalry?