Peoples King
06-05-2004, 11:08 AM
Malone: Hi wrestling fans welcome to UCW Saturday Morning Mayhem live from Raleigh, North Carolina. I am Johnny Malone and I am joined by Bobby Rooney.
Rooney: Last week's show was a big success but this weeks is going to be massive.
Malone: That's right Bobby this week we have some great matches on the card.
Rooney: C.K Wylde will be here, he taking on newcomer Dimbeg. Ivan Drago will be on the show again this week.
Malone: He's got a bigger challenge though this week taking on Hamerlock. Our Feature Match will be a six man tag team Elimination as Canuxxter's Empire go head to head with Gary Francis, Tumbling T and Big Ray Williams.
Rooney: That one will be a barn burner.
Malone: Also on the card we have Buck Williams and Stan Langford taking on New Generation that also will be great encounter.
Rooney: Do you think we are going to hear anymore from the mystery man who was sending messages to the World Champion Dust last week.
Malone: I don't know Bobby, is Dust even in the building today?
Rooney: The People's King is never far away when there's trouble.
Malone: Could be interesting, we'll keep looking out for developments in this strange situation.
Rooney: It's time to go up to the ring for our opening match.
'Hashpipe' hits the speakers and arrogant Mark Craig comes strutting out down the isle.
Malone: This kid has a serious attitude problem.
Craig gets into the ring and hits a HBK style pose.
Rooney: Well the ladies seem to like him.
'Rockstar' hits the speakers and a very serious looking Main Man enters the arena.
Malone: Main Man looks all game tonight.
Rooney: This the beginning of his upward climb again after falling from the top of the ladder at Hardcore Innovation when he lost to Dust in that brutal World title match.
Malone: Burton and Dust stole his title and very soon I think Main Man will reclaim what is rightfully his.
MM enters the ring and Craig retreats to the outside. Main Man walks up and down the ring, shouts insults to Craig on the outside. The ref rings the bell and the match is offically under way. Craig still does look like he is going to get in.
Malone: Craig doesn't seem to want any part of the Main Man.
Main Man finally slides to the outside and chases Craig around the ring, Craig then slides into the ring and is followed by the Main Man. As Main Man gets in Craig meets him with a knee lift to the face and a few punches to the back of the head sending him to the mat. Craig then stomps on Main Man's abdominal area, Main Man looks like he's hurting. Craig lifts the Main Man up and whips him into the corner, Craig follows in with a Stinger Splash, then a kick to the midsection and a DDT.
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2.... Main Man kicks out.
Craig then chokes his fallen opponent, before the ref breaks it up. Craig then goes right back to the choke hold, this time the ref lays on the count.
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4...Craig releases to chokehold. Then lifts up MM and gives him a hotshot cross the top rope. Main Man laying on the mat holding on to his throat.
Craig then comes of the rope and drops a knee into MM's throat. Goes for a cover.
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2...Main Man kicks out.
Main Man chant starts of in the arena. Main starts to fight back with a few punches to the midsection of Craig. When MM makes it to his feet he nails Craig with a barrage of rights and lefts then whips him into the ropes and plants him with a samoan drop.
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2... Craig kicks out.
MM waits on Craig getting to his feet nails him with a clothesline, then another, then another, MM attempts a fourth clothesline Craig ducks, hits a kick to the midsection of Main Man and plants him with the Craig Cutter.
Malone: This kid is about to score the biggest upset of the year.
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3...No, Main Man gets the shoulder up. Craig looks really angry. He lifts MM to his feet and hits him with a scoopslam, then goes to the top. Craig awaits Main Man getting to his feet again then comes of the top rope but MM meets him with a kick to the groin on the way down followed by the Special Delivery (Stunner).
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Main Man Wins.
Malone: Main Man pulled that one out of nowhere.
Rooney: Main Man just proved he back on track.
We cut to a video promo to hype Revolution. The screem is full of static once again and a distorted face can be seen.
Im coming. uCw my soul is on fire and the hatred I bear for one man shall be unleashed like you have never seen before. Bear witness to a new age. Bear witness to my return. It is time that uCw began a new ear. Soon........... The Mystery Man returns 9th of June at Revolution!
Camera cuts back to the arena where the crowd are going ape. A "D-Dogg" chant rings around the arena.
Malone: These fans believe that D-Dogg is coming back and I do too. The Msytery Man returns at Revolution!
Rooney: He wont be coming back. Dust made sure of that. D-Dogg is scared of Dust.
Malone: Whatever you say. Up next CK Wylde takes on Dimbeg. Wylde has vowed to tear Dimbeg to shreds and that is what he is going to do I think.
Rooney: Yeah and last night Mr Burton passed a rule that CK Wylde will compete with No Rules while Dimbeg has to play by the rules.
Malone: Burtons alliance with the True Kings is already paying dividends for Wylde.
Dimbeg is in the ring awaiting the arrival of CK Wylde. He is still hurting after the vicous beating he took at the hands of Stan Langford. Bull On Parade hits and CK Wylde comes out wearing a pair of jeans and carrying a steel chair in hand. He doesnt pay attention to the crowd just goes right for the ring. He slides in and Dimbeg goes for him only to get his lights dimmed with a vicous chairshot! Wylde raises the chair and begins to batter the fallen Dimbeg an unknown number of times across the back. Wylde throws the chair down and lets out a animalistic cry. He gets Dimbeg to his feet and sets him up in the Powerbomb position but brings him up on one shoulder and double hooks both arms......... South Texas Deathride onto the steel chair!
Malone: Sweet Jesus! Wylde has lost it.
Rooney: Dimbeg is going to be in hospital tonight I can assure you of that.
Wylde gets up and does the straight edge taunt to huge heat. He brings Dimbeg to his feet....... Dimbegs face is now covered in blood. Piledriver by CK Wylde but he keeps him hooked and brings Dimbeg back up. A second Piledriver but CK Wylde isnt done yet. He brings Dimbeg back up...... The third and final Piledriver connects! Wylde backs off and awaits Dimbeg to get up. Somehow Dimbeg manages to get on one knee, one of his eyes not visible through the blood.......... Shining Wizard by CK Wylde connects!
Malone: Shades of B-Boy with that Shining Wizard.
Rooney: My god CK is just beating this kid senseless.
Wylde grabs the chair back up and throws it down in the center of the ring. He brings Dimbeg to his feet........... Emerald Fusion onto the steel chair! CK Wylde makes the cover,
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Three, Wylde gets the win.
Malone: That was one of the most brutal beatings I have ever witnessed in uCw.
Rooney: There are plenty of kids at home who wont be sleeping tonight.
Wylde grabs a mic and gets down on one knee. He grabs Dimbeg by the hair and lifts his head off the mat. Wylde looks at the battered face of Dimbeg with a kind of demented stare. He raises the mic to his lips.
Wylde: Main Man this is just a little taste of what I am going to do to you when I get my hands on you.
Rockstar hits and the crowd go wild. The Main Man comes out to face CK Wylde in the ring. Main Man stays on the stage.
Main Man: You know what CK I know you want a match against me and you know that I am more then happy to accept that match. So here is the my challenge. You and me one on one at WrestleFest! I expect an answer by Revolution.
Rockstar hits and the Main Man goes backstage.
(Commercial)
Malone: Up next we have an interesting match the insane Hammerlock is taking on the fighting machine Ivan Drago.
Rooney: Can't wait to see this.
'Bang Bang' hits the speakers and Hammerlock comes running out into the arena swinging his sword about like a lunatic.
Malone: This guy is off his head.
Hammerlock drops the sword at ringside and slides into the ring.
Saint Anger hits the speakers and the monsterous Ivan Drago storms arrogantly into the arena and walks to the ring. Heat is big.
Malone: This guy is evil.
Rooney: I guarantee this guy will be a title holder within a few months, his force cannot be denied.
Drago enters the ring and gives a most muscular pose to the fans, huge pop. Hammerlock attacks him from behind with a forearm to the back of the hand just before the bell rings. Drago turns around, Hammerlock lays into him with some big rights them whips him into the ropes and nails him with a Clothesline from Hell, but only staggers Drago.
Malone: That is one of Hammerlocks signature moves and it only staggered Drago.
Hammerlock runs at Drago again and hits him with a crossbody block, Drago catches him in midair lifts him into a military press and drops him into a powerslam.
Malone: Drago is super powerful.
Rooney: His military pressed a 340 pound man like a lightweight.
Drago then lifts Hammerlock to his feet and thumps him to the side of the head with a big right hand sending him into the corner. Drago them unloads with a dozen or more shoulder thrusts in the corner then he grips Hammerlock by the head and throw him across the ring. Drago waits on Hammerlock slowly getting to his feet then runs him down with a big boot. Hammerlock looks finished. Drago again waits on Hammerlock getting to his feet then attempts another big boot this time Hammerlock ducks under it, lifts him up and nails him with an F5, but even before Hammerlock can make a cover Drago gets to his feet, kicks Hammerlock in the mid section and plants him with Death From Above. Cover him with a foot on the chest.
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Malone: Drago wins.
The lights go out and the Tron goes static again.
True Kings beware. Your time is up and Im coming for you. The Mystery Man returns!
The lights come back up and Drago just stares at the Tron. He goes to the outside and makes his way up the ramp.
Malone: The mind games continue and it seems now that Ivan Drago is a marked man.
Rooney: I dont know what is going to happen.
Watershed hits and the lights start to flicker on and off. The New Generation walk out and take a look around at the crowd.
Malone: Here we go Trent Armen and Johnny Pheonix, the New Generation.
Armen drops into a muscle pose and pyro explodes on the stage. They sprint down to the ring, slide in and climb a turnbuckle each. They taunt to the fans then hop down. Big Pop.
Malone: These guys won there debut match as a Tag Team at this weeks Revolution against Canuxxter's Empire.
Rooney: And last week here on Mayhem we seen Johnny Pheonix put up a valiant fight against the monster Ivan Drago, that kid's got heart.
The American National Anthem hits the speakers ans Stan Langford and Buck Williams emerge from the back, both wearing white cowboy hats and black leather waist coats. Massive Heat.
Malone: The American National Front making their way to the ring, the fans hate them and by God I hate them too.
Rooney: You're a commentater you can't talk about the talent that way.
Malone: Langford and Williams are rotten to the core, just look at what Langford done to Triple I last week.
Langford and Williams get into the ring, Langford goes the the middle rope and gives the fans the Texas hand sign.
Both teams talk strategy in thier corners, Williams starts out for his team and Pheonix starts out for his, the ref calls for the bell.
Buck ties up with Pheonix in the center of the ring, Buck puts Pheonix into a headlock, Pheonix shoves Buck into the ropes, flips him over with an arm drag, then as Buck gets up, he levels him with a clotheslines, then another and follows up with another arm drag this time into an armbar. Pheonix holds onto the armbar as Buck Struggles to his feet. Pheonix twists the arm one more time and tags in Armen. Both Armen and Pheonix set Buck up for a double suplex, they lift him up vertical, bounce his legs of the top ropes and snap him into a suplex. Armen makes the cover as Pheonix exits the ring.
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3....No, Langford comes in with the save, stomping on the back of Armen's head.
Armen lays holding his head as Buck makes it to the corner to tag in Stan Langford.
Langford pulls Armen to his feet hits him a kick in the midsection and a big forearm to the back, sending him down onto his hands and knees, Langford then procedes to stick to boots to Armen ribs, then stomps on his chest.
Malone: Langford is just mean.
Langford pulls Armen to his feet and whips him into the corner, runs into the corner at Armen and is met with a boot to the chin which staggers him back. Armen nails him with a flying forearm, knocking him to the canvas, Armen follows up with a running elbow drop and a cover
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3...No, Langford kicks out then rolls to the floor, Armen quickly continues his attack with a plancha dive for the ring onto Stan on the outside.
Malone: Trent Armen is on fire.
Armen quickly slides into the ring and taunts the fans, to a huge pop. Stan gets back in the ring at his corner and tags in Buck.
Buck takes a run at Armen and is taken down and with a Belly to Belly, Armen follows up with three elbow drops, nip ups on the third one then drops a fist. Armen then tags in Pheonix. Pheonix goes straight to the top and nails the fallen Buck Williams with a Superfly splash.
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2... Langford comes in for the save, dropping an elbow on the back of Pheonix's neck. Buck crawls across the ring and tags in Langford. Langford awaits Pheonix getting to his feet the nails him with a running shoulderblock. Langford then drops and knee on Pheonix's throat and chokes him with it. Thr ref counts.
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4...Langford breaks the choke.
Langford pulls pheonix to his feet and whips him into his corner where buck Williams meets him with a boot to the face. Stan tags Buck. Both men double team Pheonix in the corner stomping him down to the canvas. Buck then tags Langford back in both men whip Pheonix into the ropes and attempt a double back drop but Pheonix counters it with a double DDT, laying out both Langford and Williams.
The fans get behind Pheonix as he crawls to his corner, both Buck and Stan get to their feet just as Pheonix tags in Armen. Armen slingshots over the top rope and hits a double clothesline on Buck and Stan. Stan rolls to the outside leaving only Buck and Armen in the ring. Armen waits on Buck getting to his feet and almost takes his head off with a Sweet Chin Music. Armen goes for the cover, but the ref does not count, he informs Armen that Buck it not legal, the legal man in Langford. Armen argues with the ref, Langford slides into the ring with a steel chair and as Armen turns round he nails him right on the forehead with it, knocking him out.
The ref calls for the bell.
Malone: Langford has obviously been disqualified.
Johnny Pheonix runs in the help his partner but his is also met with a steel chair shot to the head. Both Members of the New Generation lay out cold on the canvas. The American National Anthem hits and the ANF stand looking victorious before leaving tnhe ring going to the back.
Rooney: I love the ANF.
Malone: Langford and Buck Williams where out wrestled for the whole match, they are just sore losers. I think we will see this feud develop in coming weeks.
Commercial
We return to see Jeff LeMass running backstage toward the parking lot. He goes through the doors just in time to catch the True Kings, Dust, Wylde and Drago.
Jeff: Dust..... Dust! Can I ask a few questions about the Msytery Man.
Dust: There is no mystery man and Im not scared! At Revolution you will see that it is just a hoax.
Dust pushes Jeff away and climbs into a waiting limo with Wylde and Drago. The limo speeds away from the arena.
***
Malone: Now it's time for our main event. Tag Team Elimination.
Rooney: Ray Williams wiped out Canuxxter's Empire at Revolution and but he never got his hands on Sean Canuxx himself.
Malone: That is 'cos Canuxx run like a scalded dog while his team mate got powerbombed by the big man.
Rooney: Tonight Canuxxter's Empire will get their revenge.
Malone: Well Ray has got himself quite a team with Gary Francis and Tumbling T. This should prove memorable.
The Canadian National Anthem hits the speakers and Sean Canuxx enter the arena followed by the 7 foot 2, Guy Labeau and 6 foot 7 335 pound Prodigy.
Malone: Sean Canuxx has really got himself some beef on his team, but Big Ray did plant both those biggies with the Powerbomb at Revolution.
Rooney: I doubt that will happen again.
All three men enter the ring and the arena is filled with USA chants.
Don't Tread on Me hits the Speakers and the fans go nuts. Ray Williams enters the arena followed by his team mates Gary Francis and Tumblimg T. All three men storm the ring and Canuxxter's Empire flea to the floor. The Ray drops to one knee and raises his hands in the air sending the fans into a frenzy. Francis and Tumbling climb seperate corners and taunt the fans heightening their hysteria.
Williams starts out of his team and Prodigy starts out for Canuxxter's empire, the ref calls for the bell.
Both big men square up to one another in the center of the ring. Williams trash talks the big Canadian. Prodigy pushes Williams into the ropes, Williams answers back with a huge straight right, then another, then another. He whips Prodigy into the ropes and downs the big guy with a big boot and goes for a cover.
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2... Prodigy kicks out.
Williams pulls Prodigy to his feet then Prodigy kicks him to the midsection and follows by with a chop sending Ray staggering into the corner. Prodigy stomps a mud hole in Ray, lifts him out off the corner and plants him with a scoop slam and then tags in Guy Labeau. Labeau attempts a big elbow drop but Ray rolls out of the way and tags in Tumbling T. T goes straight after the giant Labeau with a drop kick then another, then another but Tumbling just staggers him back onto the ropes. Tumbling then hits Labeau with a croosbody which finally takes him down.
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2...Labeau throws Tumbling off with ease.
Both men get back their feet, Labeau levels T with a big Boot and tags in team Captain Sean Canuxx. Canuxx waits on Tumbling getting to his feet and goes for a stunner but T pushes him off and jumps to his corner to tag in Ray Williams. Williams comes in and Canuxx quickly tags out to Labeau.
Malone: Canuxx is terrified of Big Ray
Labeau approaches Ray but Ray gets in the first shot with a boot to the mid section, then a big right. Ray whips Labeau into the ropes and plants him with a powerslam.
1...
2... Labeau gets the shoulder up.
Malone: Ray Williams just planted that 7 foot 2 giant with a Powerslam.
Ray tags in Gary Francis, huge pop from the audience. Francis straight away hits Labeau with a superkick staggering the giant onto the ropes, Francis then whips him into the ropes and hits him with a stiff clothesline, but still the Canadian Giant stays standing. Francis then dropkicks the big guys right knee, droping him to one knee then head to the top rope. When Francis gets to the top Tumbling T shakes the rope sending Francis face first of the tope and into the canvas.
Malone: What the hell was that all about?
Rooney: What?
Malone: Tumbling shook the top rope that why Francis fell, Ray Williams didn't notice what happened, he looks puzzled.
Rooney: He always looks puzzled.
Francis lays on the mat face first not moving an inche. Labeau rolls Francis over onto his back and goes for the cover, Ray tries to make the save but Tumbling pulls him of the apron.
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Gary Francis is Eliminated by Guy Labeau.
Malone: Francis is gone.
Williams has an argument with Tumbling on the outside, Tumbling turns and tries to walk out on the match Williams spins him round, slams his head into the post and slides him into the ring.
Labeau makes the cover.
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Tumbling T is eliminated by Guy Labeau
Malone: Ray Williams' team has just self destructed, Ray has to face Canuxxter's Empire alone.
Rooney: It is only a matter of time now.
Williams gets into the ring and is met with a big forearm to the back by Labeau, Labeau whips Ray into the ropes, Ray turns the tide and plants him with a Bossman Slam.
Malone: Ray calls that, The Master Blaster.
Ray then uncharacteristicly goes to the middle rope and drops a power legdrop onto Labeau and goes for the cover.
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Guy Labeau is Eliminated by Ray Williams.
The prodigy comes running into the ring and plants Ray with a clothesline to the back of the head, and follows up with an elbow drop. Prodigy then lifts Ray to his feet and spikes him with a dangerous DDT. Prodigy then goes the top rope and connects with a Canadian Hangover.
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3...No, Ray just kicks out.
Sean Canuxx asks for the tag, Prodigy tags him.
Malone: Canuxx never wanted Ray early but he wants him now, I wonder way?
Rooney: Canuxx is about to take Williams to school.
Canuxx lands a few ****y stomps onto the fallen Williams, Williams then struggles to his knees, Canuxx stomps him a few times to the chest and then he slaps him across the face, suddenly Ray seems to awaken and just stares wide eyed at Canuxx.
Malone: He shouldn't have done that.
Williams grips Canuxx by throat and signals for a chokeslam, the fans chant 'USA, USA'. Prodigy runs it to save Canuxx, Ray releases Canuxx and plants Prodigy with a big boot to the face. Canuxx crawls to the outside, climbs in the crowd and makes his way out of the arena.
Malone: Canuxx has run away.
Rooney: He's just taking a breather.
The ref begins his count.
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Sean Canuxx is counted out.
Ray just looks in disgust at Canuxx as he vanishes into the back of the arena. Ray then looks to find Prodigy is just getting up to his feet, Ray smiles from eye to eye. Ray nails Prodigy with a powerful chokeslam, just as he gets to his feet. Ray gives Prodigy the last rites. The fans go nuts. Ray Shouts to the back "Get a stretcher for this boy 'cos it's Powerbomb time!" Ray gets Prodigy to his feet, kicks him in the midsection and plants him with a powerbomb.
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Prodigy is Eliminated. Sole Survivor Ray Williams.
Ray stands in the middle of the ring, Fans going nuts with Don't Tread On Me blasting from the speakers.
Malone: What a victory for Ray Williams.
Rooney: He's just lucky Sean Canuxx let him live to fight another day.
Malone: Sean Canuxx was terrified, only his dry cleaner will know how truely terrified though.
Rooney: Well we'll see come Revolution.
Malone: Right fans that's all we've time for this week see next week here on Saturday Morning Mayhem.
Static comes on the screen once again.
Remember me? Well the legend returns June 9th at Revolution. uCw may never be the same again.
Rooney: Last week's show was a big success but this weeks is going to be massive.
Malone: That's right Bobby this week we have some great matches on the card.
Rooney: C.K Wylde will be here, he taking on newcomer Dimbeg. Ivan Drago will be on the show again this week.
Malone: He's got a bigger challenge though this week taking on Hamerlock. Our Feature Match will be a six man tag team Elimination as Canuxxter's Empire go head to head with Gary Francis, Tumbling T and Big Ray Williams.
Rooney: That one will be a barn burner.
Malone: Also on the card we have Buck Williams and Stan Langford taking on New Generation that also will be great encounter.
Rooney: Do you think we are going to hear anymore from the mystery man who was sending messages to the World Champion Dust last week.
Malone: I don't know Bobby, is Dust even in the building today?
Rooney: The People's King is never far away when there's trouble.
Malone: Could be interesting, we'll keep looking out for developments in this strange situation.
Rooney: It's time to go up to the ring for our opening match.
'Hashpipe' hits the speakers and arrogant Mark Craig comes strutting out down the isle.
Malone: This kid has a serious attitude problem.
Craig gets into the ring and hits a HBK style pose.
Rooney: Well the ladies seem to like him.
'Rockstar' hits the speakers and a very serious looking Main Man enters the arena.
Malone: Main Man looks all game tonight.
Rooney: This the beginning of his upward climb again after falling from the top of the ladder at Hardcore Innovation when he lost to Dust in that brutal World title match.
Malone: Burton and Dust stole his title and very soon I think Main Man will reclaim what is rightfully his.
MM enters the ring and Craig retreats to the outside. Main Man walks up and down the ring, shouts insults to Craig on the outside. The ref rings the bell and the match is offically under way. Craig still does look like he is going to get in.
Malone: Craig doesn't seem to want any part of the Main Man.
Main Man finally slides to the outside and chases Craig around the ring, Craig then slides into the ring and is followed by the Main Man. As Main Man gets in Craig meets him with a knee lift to the face and a few punches to the back of the head sending him to the mat. Craig then stomps on Main Man's abdominal area, Main Man looks like he's hurting. Craig lifts the Main Man up and whips him into the corner, Craig follows in with a Stinger Splash, then a kick to the midsection and a DDT.
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2.... Main Man kicks out.
Craig then chokes his fallen opponent, before the ref breaks it up. Craig then goes right back to the choke hold, this time the ref lays on the count.
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4...Craig releases to chokehold. Then lifts up MM and gives him a hotshot cross the top rope. Main Man laying on the mat holding on to his throat.
Craig then comes of the rope and drops a knee into MM's throat. Goes for a cover.
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2...Main Man kicks out.
Main Man chant starts of in the arena. Main starts to fight back with a few punches to the midsection of Craig. When MM makes it to his feet he nails Craig with a barrage of rights and lefts then whips him into the ropes and plants him with a samoan drop.
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2... Craig kicks out.
MM waits on Craig getting to his feet nails him with a clothesline, then another, then another, MM attempts a fourth clothesline Craig ducks, hits a kick to the midsection of Main Man and plants him with the Craig Cutter.
Malone: This kid is about to score the biggest upset of the year.
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3...No, Main Man gets the shoulder up. Craig looks really angry. He lifts MM to his feet and hits him with a scoopslam, then goes to the top. Craig awaits Main Man getting to his feet again then comes of the top rope but MM meets him with a kick to the groin on the way down followed by the Special Delivery (Stunner).
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Main Man Wins.
Malone: Main Man pulled that one out of nowhere.
Rooney: Main Man just proved he back on track.
We cut to a video promo to hype Revolution. The screem is full of static once again and a distorted face can be seen.
Im coming. uCw my soul is on fire and the hatred I bear for one man shall be unleashed like you have never seen before. Bear witness to a new age. Bear witness to my return. It is time that uCw began a new ear. Soon........... The Mystery Man returns 9th of June at Revolution!
Camera cuts back to the arena where the crowd are going ape. A "D-Dogg" chant rings around the arena.
Malone: These fans believe that D-Dogg is coming back and I do too. The Msytery Man returns at Revolution!
Rooney: He wont be coming back. Dust made sure of that. D-Dogg is scared of Dust.
Malone: Whatever you say. Up next CK Wylde takes on Dimbeg. Wylde has vowed to tear Dimbeg to shreds and that is what he is going to do I think.
Rooney: Yeah and last night Mr Burton passed a rule that CK Wylde will compete with No Rules while Dimbeg has to play by the rules.
Malone: Burtons alliance with the True Kings is already paying dividends for Wylde.
Dimbeg is in the ring awaiting the arrival of CK Wylde. He is still hurting after the vicous beating he took at the hands of Stan Langford. Bull On Parade hits and CK Wylde comes out wearing a pair of jeans and carrying a steel chair in hand. He doesnt pay attention to the crowd just goes right for the ring. He slides in and Dimbeg goes for him only to get his lights dimmed with a vicous chairshot! Wylde raises the chair and begins to batter the fallen Dimbeg an unknown number of times across the back. Wylde throws the chair down and lets out a animalistic cry. He gets Dimbeg to his feet and sets him up in the Powerbomb position but brings him up on one shoulder and double hooks both arms......... South Texas Deathride onto the steel chair!
Malone: Sweet Jesus! Wylde has lost it.
Rooney: Dimbeg is going to be in hospital tonight I can assure you of that.
Wylde gets up and does the straight edge taunt to huge heat. He brings Dimbeg to his feet....... Dimbegs face is now covered in blood. Piledriver by CK Wylde but he keeps him hooked and brings Dimbeg back up. A second Piledriver but CK Wylde isnt done yet. He brings Dimbeg back up...... The third and final Piledriver connects! Wylde backs off and awaits Dimbeg to get up. Somehow Dimbeg manages to get on one knee, one of his eyes not visible through the blood.......... Shining Wizard by CK Wylde connects!
Malone: Shades of B-Boy with that Shining Wizard.
Rooney: My god CK is just beating this kid senseless.
Wylde grabs the chair back up and throws it down in the center of the ring. He brings Dimbeg to his feet........... Emerald Fusion onto the steel chair! CK Wylde makes the cover,
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Three, Wylde gets the win.
Malone: That was one of the most brutal beatings I have ever witnessed in uCw.
Rooney: There are plenty of kids at home who wont be sleeping tonight.
Wylde grabs a mic and gets down on one knee. He grabs Dimbeg by the hair and lifts his head off the mat. Wylde looks at the battered face of Dimbeg with a kind of demented stare. He raises the mic to his lips.
Wylde: Main Man this is just a little taste of what I am going to do to you when I get my hands on you.
Rockstar hits and the crowd go wild. The Main Man comes out to face CK Wylde in the ring. Main Man stays on the stage.
Main Man: You know what CK I know you want a match against me and you know that I am more then happy to accept that match. So here is the my challenge. You and me one on one at WrestleFest! I expect an answer by Revolution.
Rockstar hits and the Main Man goes backstage.
(Commercial)
Malone: Up next we have an interesting match the insane Hammerlock is taking on the fighting machine Ivan Drago.
Rooney: Can't wait to see this.
'Bang Bang' hits the speakers and Hammerlock comes running out into the arena swinging his sword about like a lunatic.
Malone: This guy is off his head.
Hammerlock drops the sword at ringside and slides into the ring.
Saint Anger hits the speakers and the monsterous Ivan Drago storms arrogantly into the arena and walks to the ring. Heat is big.
Malone: This guy is evil.
Rooney: I guarantee this guy will be a title holder within a few months, his force cannot be denied.
Drago enters the ring and gives a most muscular pose to the fans, huge pop. Hammerlock attacks him from behind with a forearm to the back of the hand just before the bell rings. Drago turns around, Hammerlock lays into him with some big rights them whips him into the ropes and nails him with a Clothesline from Hell, but only staggers Drago.
Malone: That is one of Hammerlocks signature moves and it only staggered Drago.
Hammerlock runs at Drago again and hits him with a crossbody block, Drago catches him in midair lifts him into a military press and drops him into a powerslam.
Malone: Drago is super powerful.
Rooney: His military pressed a 340 pound man like a lightweight.
Drago then lifts Hammerlock to his feet and thumps him to the side of the head with a big right hand sending him into the corner. Drago them unloads with a dozen or more shoulder thrusts in the corner then he grips Hammerlock by the head and throw him across the ring. Drago waits on Hammerlock slowly getting to his feet then runs him down with a big boot. Hammerlock looks finished. Drago again waits on Hammerlock getting to his feet then attempts another big boot this time Hammerlock ducks under it, lifts him up and nails him with an F5, but even before Hammerlock can make a cover Drago gets to his feet, kicks Hammerlock in the mid section and plants him with Death From Above. Cover him with a foot on the chest.
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Malone: Drago wins.
The lights go out and the Tron goes static again.
True Kings beware. Your time is up and Im coming for you. The Mystery Man returns!
The lights come back up and Drago just stares at the Tron. He goes to the outside and makes his way up the ramp.
Malone: The mind games continue and it seems now that Ivan Drago is a marked man.
Rooney: I dont know what is going to happen.
Watershed hits and the lights start to flicker on and off. The New Generation walk out and take a look around at the crowd.
Malone: Here we go Trent Armen and Johnny Pheonix, the New Generation.
Armen drops into a muscle pose and pyro explodes on the stage. They sprint down to the ring, slide in and climb a turnbuckle each. They taunt to the fans then hop down. Big Pop.
Malone: These guys won there debut match as a Tag Team at this weeks Revolution against Canuxxter's Empire.
Rooney: And last week here on Mayhem we seen Johnny Pheonix put up a valiant fight against the monster Ivan Drago, that kid's got heart.
The American National Anthem hits the speakers ans Stan Langford and Buck Williams emerge from the back, both wearing white cowboy hats and black leather waist coats. Massive Heat.
Malone: The American National Front making their way to the ring, the fans hate them and by God I hate them too.
Rooney: You're a commentater you can't talk about the talent that way.
Malone: Langford and Williams are rotten to the core, just look at what Langford done to Triple I last week.
Langford and Williams get into the ring, Langford goes the the middle rope and gives the fans the Texas hand sign.
Both teams talk strategy in thier corners, Williams starts out for his team and Pheonix starts out for his, the ref calls for the bell.
Buck ties up with Pheonix in the center of the ring, Buck puts Pheonix into a headlock, Pheonix shoves Buck into the ropes, flips him over with an arm drag, then as Buck gets up, he levels him with a clotheslines, then another and follows up with another arm drag this time into an armbar. Pheonix holds onto the armbar as Buck Struggles to his feet. Pheonix twists the arm one more time and tags in Armen. Both Armen and Pheonix set Buck up for a double suplex, they lift him up vertical, bounce his legs of the top ropes and snap him into a suplex. Armen makes the cover as Pheonix exits the ring.
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3....No, Langford comes in with the save, stomping on the back of Armen's head.
Armen lays holding his head as Buck makes it to the corner to tag in Stan Langford.
Langford pulls Armen to his feet hits him a kick in the midsection and a big forearm to the back, sending him down onto his hands and knees, Langford then procedes to stick to boots to Armen ribs, then stomps on his chest.
Malone: Langford is just mean.
Langford pulls Armen to his feet and whips him into the corner, runs into the corner at Armen and is met with a boot to the chin which staggers him back. Armen nails him with a flying forearm, knocking him to the canvas, Armen follows up with a running elbow drop and a cover
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3...No, Langford kicks out then rolls to the floor, Armen quickly continues his attack with a plancha dive for the ring onto Stan on the outside.
Malone: Trent Armen is on fire.
Armen quickly slides into the ring and taunts the fans, to a huge pop. Stan gets back in the ring at his corner and tags in Buck.
Buck takes a run at Armen and is taken down and with a Belly to Belly, Armen follows up with three elbow drops, nip ups on the third one then drops a fist. Armen then tags in Pheonix. Pheonix goes straight to the top and nails the fallen Buck Williams with a Superfly splash.
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2... Langford comes in for the save, dropping an elbow on the back of Pheonix's neck. Buck crawls across the ring and tags in Langford. Langford awaits Pheonix getting to his feet the nails him with a running shoulderblock. Langford then drops and knee on Pheonix's throat and chokes him with it. Thr ref counts.
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Langford pulls pheonix to his feet and whips him into his corner where buck Williams meets him with a boot to the face. Stan tags Buck. Both men double team Pheonix in the corner stomping him down to the canvas. Buck then tags Langford back in both men whip Pheonix into the ropes and attempt a double back drop but Pheonix counters it with a double DDT, laying out both Langford and Williams.
The fans get behind Pheonix as he crawls to his corner, both Buck and Stan get to their feet just as Pheonix tags in Armen. Armen slingshots over the top rope and hits a double clothesline on Buck and Stan. Stan rolls to the outside leaving only Buck and Armen in the ring. Armen waits on Buck getting to his feet and almost takes his head off with a Sweet Chin Music. Armen goes for the cover, but the ref does not count, he informs Armen that Buck it not legal, the legal man in Langford. Armen argues with the ref, Langford slides into the ring with a steel chair and as Armen turns round he nails him right on the forehead with it, knocking him out.
The ref calls for the bell.
Malone: Langford has obviously been disqualified.
Johnny Pheonix runs in the help his partner but his is also met with a steel chair shot to the head. Both Members of the New Generation lay out cold on the canvas. The American National Anthem hits and the ANF stand looking victorious before leaving tnhe ring going to the back.
Rooney: I love the ANF.
Malone: Langford and Buck Williams where out wrestled for the whole match, they are just sore losers. I think we will see this feud develop in coming weeks.
Commercial
We return to see Jeff LeMass running backstage toward the parking lot. He goes through the doors just in time to catch the True Kings, Dust, Wylde and Drago.
Jeff: Dust..... Dust! Can I ask a few questions about the Msytery Man.
Dust: There is no mystery man and Im not scared! At Revolution you will see that it is just a hoax.
Dust pushes Jeff away and climbs into a waiting limo with Wylde and Drago. The limo speeds away from the arena.
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Malone: Now it's time for our main event. Tag Team Elimination.
Rooney: Ray Williams wiped out Canuxxter's Empire at Revolution and but he never got his hands on Sean Canuxx himself.
Malone: That is 'cos Canuxx run like a scalded dog while his team mate got powerbombed by the big man.
Rooney: Tonight Canuxxter's Empire will get their revenge.
Malone: Well Ray has got himself quite a team with Gary Francis and Tumbling T. This should prove memorable.
The Canadian National Anthem hits the speakers and Sean Canuxx enter the arena followed by the 7 foot 2, Guy Labeau and 6 foot 7 335 pound Prodigy.
Malone: Sean Canuxx has really got himself some beef on his team, but Big Ray did plant both those biggies with the Powerbomb at Revolution.
Rooney: I doubt that will happen again.
All three men enter the ring and the arena is filled with USA chants.
Don't Tread on Me hits the Speakers and the fans go nuts. Ray Williams enters the arena followed by his team mates Gary Francis and Tumblimg T. All three men storm the ring and Canuxxter's Empire flea to the floor. The Ray drops to one knee and raises his hands in the air sending the fans into a frenzy. Francis and Tumbling climb seperate corners and taunt the fans heightening their hysteria.
Williams starts out of his team and Prodigy starts out for Canuxxter's empire, the ref calls for the bell.
Both big men square up to one another in the center of the ring. Williams trash talks the big Canadian. Prodigy pushes Williams into the ropes, Williams answers back with a huge straight right, then another, then another. He whips Prodigy into the ropes and downs the big guy with a big boot and goes for a cover.
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Williams pulls Prodigy to his feet then Prodigy kicks him to the midsection and follows by with a chop sending Ray staggering into the corner. Prodigy stomps a mud hole in Ray, lifts him out off the corner and plants him with a scoop slam and then tags in Guy Labeau. Labeau attempts a big elbow drop but Ray rolls out of the way and tags in Tumbling T. T goes straight after the giant Labeau with a drop kick then another, then another but Tumbling just staggers him back onto the ropes. Tumbling then hits Labeau with a croosbody which finally takes him down.
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2...Labeau throws Tumbling off with ease.
Both men get back their feet, Labeau levels T with a big Boot and tags in team Captain Sean Canuxx. Canuxx waits on Tumbling getting to his feet and goes for a stunner but T pushes him off and jumps to his corner to tag in Ray Williams. Williams comes in and Canuxx quickly tags out to Labeau.
Malone: Canuxx is terrified of Big Ray
Labeau approaches Ray but Ray gets in the first shot with a boot to the mid section, then a big right. Ray whips Labeau into the ropes and plants him with a powerslam.
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2... Labeau gets the shoulder up.
Malone: Ray Williams just planted that 7 foot 2 giant with a Powerslam.
Ray tags in Gary Francis, huge pop from the audience. Francis straight away hits Labeau with a superkick staggering the giant onto the ropes, Francis then whips him into the ropes and hits him with a stiff clothesline, but still the Canadian Giant stays standing. Francis then dropkicks the big guys right knee, droping him to one knee then head to the top rope. When Francis gets to the top Tumbling T shakes the rope sending Francis face first of the tope and into the canvas.
Malone: What the hell was that all about?
Rooney: What?
Malone: Tumbling shook the top rope that why Francis fell, Ray Williams didn't notice what happened, he looks puzzled.
Rooney: He always looks puzzled.
Francis lays on the mat face first not moving an inche. Labeau rolls Francis over onto his back and goes for the cover, Ray tries to make the save but Tumbling pulls him of the apron.
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Gary Francis is Eliminated by Guy Labeau.
Malone: Francis is gone.
Williams has an argument with Tumbling on the outside, Tumbling turns and tries to walk out on the match Williams spins him round, slams his head into the post and slides him into the ring.
Labeau makes the cover.
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Tumbling T is eliminated by Guy Labeau
Malone: Ray Williams' team has just self destructed, Ray has to face Canuxxter's Empire alone.
Rooney: It is only a matter of time now.
Williams gets into the ring and is met with a big forearm to the back by Labeau, Labeau whips Ray into the ropes, Ray turns the tide and plants him with a Bossman Slam.
Malone: Ray calls that, The Master Blaster.
Ray then uncharacteristicly goes to the middle rope and drops a power legdrop onto Labeau and goes for the cover.
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Guy Labeau is Eliminated by Ray Williams.
The prodigy comes running into the ring and plants Ray with a clothesline to the back of the head, and follows up with an elbow drop. Prodigy then lifts Ray to his feet and spikes him with a dangerous DDT. Prodigy then goes the top rope and connects with a Canadian Hangover.
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Sean Canuxx asks for the tag, Prodigy tags him.
Malone: Canuxx never wanted Ray early but he wants him now, I wonder way?
Rooney: Canuxx is about to take Williams to school.
Canuxx lands a few ****y stomps onto the fallen Williams, Williams then struggles to his knees, Canuxx stomps him a few times to the chest and then he slaps him across the face, suddenly Ray seems to awaken and just stares wide eyed at Canuxx.
Malone: He shouldn't have done that.
Williams grips Canuxx by throat and signals for a chokeslam, the fans chant 'USA, USA'. Prodigy runs it to save Canuxx, Ray releases Canuxx and plants Prodigy with a big boot to the face. Canuxx crawls to the outside, climbs in the crowd and makes his way out of the arena.
Malone: Canuxx has run away.
Rooney: He's just taking a breather.
The ref begins his count.
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Sean Canuxx is counted out.
Ray just looks in disgust at Canuxx as he vanishes into the back of the arena. Ray then looks to find Prodigy is just getting up to his feet, Ray smiles from eye to eye. Ray nails Prodigy with a powerful chokeslam, just as he gets to his feet. Ray gives Prodigy the last rites. The fans go nuts. Ray Shouts to the back "Get a stretcher for this boy 'cos it's Powerbomb time!" Ray gets Prodigy to his feet, kicks him in the midsection and plants him with a powerbomb.
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Prodigy is Eliminated. Sole Survivor Ray Williams.
Ray stands in the middle of the ring, Fans going nuts with Don't Tread On Me blasting from the speakers.
Malone: What a victory for Ray Williams.
Rooney: He's just lucky Sean Canuxx let him live to fight another day.
Malone: Sean Canuxx was terrified, only his dry cleaner will know how truely terrified though.
Rooney: Well we'll see come Revolution.
Malone: Right fans that's all we've time for this week see next week here on Saturday Morning Mayhem.
Static comes on the screen once again.
Remember me? Well the legend returns June 9th at Revolution. uCw may never be the same again.