edge-o-matic
06-04-2004, 03:26 PM
we are in the locker room with an outraged Canuxxters Empire.
Canuxx: This is an outrage, we won that match easy but the ref gave us a slow count. Prodigee, you had him down, u had that match 1, 2, 3, but the ref clearly stalled on the 3.
Prodigee: I had him pinned for at least 4 seconds, now the refs are against us? now the refs are anti-canadian pigs?
Guy: Thats whats wrong with America, whenever good, hard working people get a job who just happen to not be american, theres always someone out to screw them over.
Canuxx: The New Generation are a bunch of cheating little american pigs, and the refs are clearly out to make sure we dont win. And that count, that fast count on u guy, i was watching and that quite possibly was the fastest 3 count ive ever heard.
Prodigee: This is a disgrace, this can not be tolerated. This hatred towards us Canadians must be stopped in this United States of America. This country that has more overweight people then Africa has starving people.
Guy: Selfish americans, if they just ate a little less, world hunger would not be such a huge issue. And now, here we are, the 3 most talented men in UCW getting booed from these pigs, getting screwed over by the refs, not getting the proper oppurtunity we deserve. This must be stopped.
(the fans start booing heavily, giving the canuxxters empire enough heat to melt all of canadas snow. they also start a USA chant)
Canuxx: Hey prodigee, are there any Canadian refs in UCW?
Prodigee: Well no, no there arent. Why do you ask?
Canuxx: Well, its come to my attention that all the refs in UCW are American, despite the tryouts of many hopefuls from other countries. Attention board of directors, if there is not at least 1 Canadian ref in the UCW in.... say.... by the next revolution, you will have to deal with a lawsuit.
as the scene fades the cannuxters empire gets booed really heavy, the USA chant is louder then its ever been before
Canuxx: This is an outrage, we won that match easy but the ref gave us a slow count. Prodigee, you had him down, u had that match 1, 2, 3, but the ref clearly stalled on the 3.
Prodigee: I had him pinned for at least 4 seconds, now the refs are against us? now the refs are anti-canadian pigs?
Guy: Thats whats wrong with America, whenever good, hard working people get a job who just happen to not be american, theres always someone out to screw them over.
Canuxx: The New Generation are a bunch of cheating little american pigs, and the refs are clearly out to make sure we dont win. And that count, that fast count on u guy, i was watching and that quite possibly was the fastest 3 count ive ever heard.
Prodigee: This is a disgrace, this can not be tolerated. This hatred towards us Canadians must be stopped in this United States of America. This country that has more overweight people then Africa has starving people.
Guy: Selfish americans, if they just ate a little less, world hunger would not be such a huge issue. And now, here we are, the 3 most talented men in UCW getting booed from these pigs, getting screwed over by the refs, not getting the proper oppurtunity we deserve. This must be stopped.
(the fans start booing heavily, giving the canuxxters empire enough heat to melt all of canadas snow. they also start a USA chant)
Canuxx: Hey prodigee, are there any Canadian refs in UCW?
Prodigee: Well no, no there arent. Why do you ask?
Canuxx: Well, its come to my attention that all the refs in UCW are American, despite the tryouts of many hopefuls from other countries. Attention board of directors, if there is not at least 1 Canadian ref in the UCW in.... say.... by the next revolution, you will have to deal with a lawsuit.
as the scene fades the cannuxters empire gets booed really heavy, the USA chant is louder then its ever been before