Prometheus
08-02-2007, 11:14 AM
WPW Sunday Night Live!
August 5th, 2007
Jolly's Bar and Lounge
Dothan, Alabama
Find The Referee Then Say “I Win Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cough loudly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha” Match
Jokester vs. “Good Ole” Billy James
WPW begins their return to normalcy in the wake of the Ben Whyndam tragedy with a unique match that will mark the debut of “Good Ole” Billy James, former children’s television star. He will take on a man who has been known to entertain more than a handful of kids in his special basement fun house, Jokester. It is said that those who have been to Jokester’s basement, do not leave the same boy they once where. Rumors suggest a girl once made it down there, but it could be a remote rural legend. James will look to make an immediate impact in this match, though with the unique stipulation which was sent to us on a crayon, no you did not read that wrong, it was not written in crayon, it was written on a crayon, by a colored pencil, an off red, maybe maroon,
Genuine Articles Resume Booster Tag Match
Jackson Strong & Brent Richards vs. Beno & Blade LaVigne
If by this point you have not figured out that Beno and Blade LaVigne are embarrassments to WPW who have shown little reason why they still have jobs with the company, this is propably your first experience with WPW. They rarely show up in the time leading to their matches, and often only show up in a physical sense for their matches. They are awful to put it in layman’s terms. They were bad when they started and have shown very little desire or willingness to put in the effort needed to improve. Facing them are a team with a promising future in WPW, The Genuine Articles. Jackson Strong and Brent Richards have given WPW fans every reason to, well to not like them because they are jerks, but also to believe they will be players in the tag team scene. With this match featuring two teams that are anything but endured to fans, one for their behavior and attitudes, the other for sucking, there is no telling how anybody will react.
Rejected Tag Partners Collide
Johnny Bad Blood vs. SiNN
SiNN was once a member of Darkness alongside The Judge when they were known as Van Risen and The Shadow, until The Judge grew tired of his seemingly unreliable partner. Johnny Bad Blood used to form a team with his brother Tank known as Aftermath, but after Johnny took some time away from the ring, Tank found a new partner in Jokester to form the duo of Tokester. Live will see these two tag team rejects battle it out in what is sure to be an entertaining clash for the WPW fans. Resistance member SiNN is anything but predictable and JBB wants to show he can be a force like his brother, this one could steal the show.
Next Best Thing To Women’s Matches/Bathroom Breaks
Death Rider vs. Super Sexy Girl
We think somebody has to win this match, we assume it will either be Death Rider or Super Sexy Girl. SSG was a former WPW Hardcore champion at one point in her career but she has been stalling ever since then. Death Rider is new to the company and shockingly does not spell Rider with a y, unless this was a big misunderstanding in which case, when he starts winning we will learn his name. No better time to start than now.
UItra Was Better Match
Kaze vs. The Konami Kid
White supremacists would almost be proud of us if not for the whole versus and article thing getting in the way in this bout between the debuting The Konami Kid and the guy with two races, Kaze. Nobody knows what to expect out of Konami, other than sub par games and the occasional hit, while Kaze has shown to be a solid member of the WPW roster. These two men could have their eyes on some God of Live gold, or they might have higher aspirations, the only way to achieve them is to win.
Legend vs You Know That Guy, Not Him The Other One, No, Forget It Match
Paul Dinatale vs. Leon Capri
Paul Dinatale was a part of PCW, he really was. He probably one some matches but all records where destroyed in the great Cook Was Too Lazy To Renew His Website Domain incident of the summer of 2007, so all we have to go on is our memories and the words of others, unless somebody has backed up the records in which case the information should be passed along. He will be taking on a man who would like to enjoy some success in WPW, Leon Capri, who many say could be the next Beno, oh yes. Dinatale will probably want to show why people have called him a legend, one of those people being Dinatale, will he live up to the hype, tune in and find out.
Why Is The Best Wrestler In The Ring Not In The Match Tag Match
Twizted & Mike Corral vs. Mr. Mendaz & Damian Wreck – Special Guest Referee: El Pollo
More exciting WPW action will be seen in this match as the God of Live Twizted teams with Mediocre At Times Mike Corral to battle Mr. Mendaz and Damian Wreck(ing Contraption) in a tag match that sees the biggest chicken in the match calling the shots. This should be a fast paced, hard hitting match, and if not, at least a chicken will be there to amuse the fans.
First Names As Last Names Appreciation Match
Gunnar Brian vs. Frederick Meyer III
We have no idea if Meyer is a first name, but he could the Roman Numeral Love a few weeks back. This contest sees Gunnar Brian, one of the nutty members of the roster, will he at least makes the top eight most weeks, against one of the cockiest and a man who believes himself to be the brightest, Frederick Meyer III. Both of these men would love to be going after gold, but first they most prove they are worth of consideration by winning this Live match. The victor is almost guaranteed to hear his music played twice on Live, with that kind of incentive, you have to wonder what these men might do.
Duel Debuts Match
Desmond Troy vs. David Nicolls
David Nicolls really like Edguy, Desmond try likes mixed martial arts. Not much is known about the in ring talents of either man as this is their first match in WPW on a loaded card. Both men will be out to impress the WPW audience so this match could surprise many fans. Troy thinks very highly of himself and is no relation that we know of to former PCW superstar Caster Troy. Nicolls on the other hand is a moron, but word is the man can go.
An Upset Waiting To Happen That Could Still Be Waiting After The Match Is Over Main Event
James Moriarty Cassius & The Judge vs. The Fallen
This match should speak for itself. The Judge was part of the first and longest reigning WPW Tag Team Champions, JMC was the first and longest reigning WPW Champion. The Fallen is made up of Forsaken and Vengeance whose records in WPW are nothing to write home about, but they have scored a few big wins in the past, typically as a team. Beating two members of Royalty on Live in the main event would easily be their biggest win to date and would catapult them into Tag Team Championship contention, while a loss would further establish them as a team not yet ready for the big time. Find out if The Fallen can earn their biggest win and one of the most shocking Live upsets in history or if Royalty can earn the victory this Sunday on WPW Live exclamation point!
WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil
August 7th, 2007
Enterprise High School Gym
Enterprise, Alabama
Impress The God of Live Match
Justin Dreamer Vs. Sky Ryder Vs. Jak Montoya Vs. MVP Vs. Jeremiah Ranks
Kicking off the Return to our regular Tuesday Night Broadcasting is a brand new type of match specially entitled “Impress The God of Live Match”. This match entails certain details that might confuse some of us, but if we have it all explained, it seems simple enough. Twizted, our current God of Live, will be at ringside in his new cocky champion manner and the winner will be declared by whoever is the most ‘impressive’ in the match! Carlos once again shows his ingenuity in designing matches. Those competing in this match are a miscellaneous bunch with Twizted’s current big rival and the man he won the God of Live title off, Justin Dreamer. Dreamer seems certain to want a win here, but can Twizted show the respect he probably deserves from the star or might he favor another simply to anger and frustrate him? Also in the match is the Lord of Shadows himself, Sky Ryder. Ryder, Once a challenger for the God of Live at Redemption and many times since then could be looking to swoop on a chance like the vampire he claims to be. And if we ever are to speak of impressing someone with wrestling skill, it is never ever a good idea to discount Jeremiah Ranks, The Shocka who seems able to pull of any maneuver and fly through the air with ease like a cat. Also there is Former FLA champion, MVP an impressive and huge figure but lately has been stuck in matches similar to these and attempting to find his place in the card since his return. Ans to round this out to a nice uneven Five superstars is recent WPW signing Jak Montoya, famous for his slight run on PCW two years ago. Can he be the mystery card with his ‘outrageous accent’ and skill? Whatever happens, you cannot resist the chance to see a brand new style of match be unveiled this week!
Hardcore Championship Match
2 Vs. Martin Cameron
Last Week, 2 got off lightly as he was asked not to defend his hardcore title at Ben Whyndham’s tribute show, giving him a week off. Sadly that kind of break is not on the horizon again for the Hardcore champion. This week, attempting to claim a name for himself is Former PCW rising star and recently signed on to a WPW contract after his six month hiatus from wrestling, Martin Cameron. Martin Cameron’s win loss ratio is set at 1-1 right now, suggesting he could easily go either way in this match, but the surprising beast in 2 has shown an incredible resilience in staving off competitors such as Johnny Bad Blood, Tank and Twizted. Can the mysterious and rather unknown style of Martin Cameron defeat the Muay Thai manager? Or is 2 destined to still not receive a week off next week and continue his relentless and surprising path of destruction? Might we even see Cameron’s partner, Phill Bennett, who is also on the card? Tune in to this weeks hardcore match for what promises to be a sizzler!
Singles Match
Phill Bennett Vs. Tank
In a singles exhibition match this week we watch two members of two different tag teams collide, on the left side we Have Phill Bennett, brother to champion Jason Bennett and partner to Martin Cameron. On the Other side we have a 6”8’ tall man from The Bronx in the Form of Tank. Tank’s current partner is the wizened old Wizard of the wrestling world and the comedy circuit, The Jokester. But last week, Johnny Bad Blood, Tank’s brother returned to WPW after a long absence. Those two, who formerly existed as the team of Aftermath, rekindled their sibling bond against The Darkness. So with this information, Will Tank have two men possibly in his corner? And who is really his partner, his mentor or his own flesh and blood? And can Phill, who has gained a partner and lost his God of Live, get to his feet and come out of this one with some prestige. Find out the quickest by joining Max and Daniel at TNT!
Florida State Contenders Match
Brock Goodman Vs. The Royal Knight
The infamous events of the 24th of July show have been ringing in our ears for the past two weeks, not giving us any peace or rest. But one thing we must remember about Ben’s death is that he never officially lost the match, nor did Brock Goodman win it. Thus this week, we still need to discover who is actually destined to challenge Jamie Parker for one of his two impressive titles, the Florida State title. Brock Goodman, who seemed absolutely and utterly lost for words and emotions last week is a guaranteed in this match while his opponent is again a smaller superstar in the form of Royalty’s very own Royal Knight. With Royalty now diminished to three superstars after RK led a mutiny on Dust, will James Moriarty Cassius and The Judge be there ‘en masse’ to ensure that RK walks out as contender? Or might Brock’s emotions over the past fortnight bring him his own downfall in this match?
Non-Title Match Main Event
Scorch & The One Vs. Jason Bennett & Jamie Parker
In our very special main event this week, we bring you Two teams who seem completely unstoppable, we bring you Four powerful superstars and we bring you Four WPW titles. We have The WPW World Champion, The One teaming with the man who claims mentorship over him and who also happens to be the Next in line for his own title, Scorch. Who are giving it their all against the seemingly undefeateable duo that hold both the Tag Team titles, but also a Florida State title in their midst as well, Jason Bennett and The Florida Champ, Jamie Parker! These two have not been defeated in battle since their first match together and since have gelled together beyond anyone’s expectations. Scorhc and The One, no one can disagree they are a powerful combination but now with the much sought after gold sitting between these two Resistance members, will there be co-existence between them or might their relationship, which has been full of some turmoil in the past, survive now that their rivals are no longer Royalty, but one another? And what of Royalty? JMC was seen enforcing rules onto Parker in their first ever encounter and with no love lost anywhere, might they pay a visit? What ever the case may be, this match willgo down as one of the Best Main Events in the History of Tuesday Night Turmoil!
August 5th, 2007
Jolly's Bar and Lounge
Dothan, Alabama
Find The Referee Then Say “I Win Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cough loudly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha” Match
Jokester vs. “Good Ole” Billy James
WPW begins their return to normalcy in the wake of the Ben Whyndam tragedy with a unique match that will mark the debut of “Good Ole” Billy James, former children’s television star. He will take on a man who has been known to entertain more than a handful of kids in his special basement fun house, Jokester. It is said that those who have been to Jokester’s basement, do not leave the same boy they once where. Rumors suggest a girl once made it down there, but it could be a remote rural legend. James will look to make an immediate impact in this match, though with the unique stipulation which was sent to us on a crayon, no you did not read that wrong, it was not written in crayon, it was written on a crayon, by a colored pencil, an off red, maybe maroon,
Genuine Articles Resume Booster Tag Match
Jackson Strong & Brent Richards vs. Beno & Blade LaVigne
If by this point you have not figured out that Beno and Blade LaVigne are embarrassments to WPW who have shown little reason why they still have jobs with the company, this is propably your first experience with WPW. They rarely show up in the time leading to their matches, and often only show up in a physical sense for their matches. They are awful to put it in layman’s terms. They were bad when they started and have shown very little desire or willingness to put in the effort needed to improve. Facing them are a team with a promising future in WPW, The Genuine Articles. Jackson Strong and Brent Richards have given WPW fans every reason to, well to not like them because they are jerks, but also to believe they will be players in the tag team scene. With this match featuring two teams that are anything but endured to fans, one for their behavior and attitudes, the other for sucking, there is no telling how anybody will react.
Rejected Tag Partners Collide
Johnny Bad Blood vs. SiNN
SiNN was once a member of Darkness alongside The Judge when they were known as Van Risen and The Shadow, until The Judge grew tired of his seemingly unreliable partner. Johnny Bad Blood used to form a team with his brother Tank known as Aftermath, but after Johnny took some time away from the ring, Tank found a new partner in Jokester to form the duo of Tokester. Live will see these two tag team rejects battle it out in what is sure to be an entertaining clash for the WPW fans. Resistance member SiNN is anything but predictable and JBB wants to show he can be a force like his brother, this one could steal the show.
Next Best Thing To Women’s Matches/Bathroom Breaks
Death Rider vs. Super Sexy Girl
We think somebody has to win this match, we assume it will either be Death Rider or Super Sexy Girl. SSG was a former WPW Hardcore champion at one point in her career but she has been stalling ever since then. Death Rider is new to the company and shockingly does not spell Rider with a y, unless this was a big misunderstanding in which case, when he starts winning we will learn his name. No better time to start than now.
UItra Was Better Match
Kaze vs. The Konami Kid
White supremacists would almost be proud of us if not for the whole versus and article thing getting in the way in this bout between the debuting The Konami Kid and the guy with two races, Kaze. Nobody knows what to expect out of Konami, other than sub par games and the occasional hit, while Kaze has shown to be a solid member of the WPW roster. These two men could have their eyes on some God of Live gold, or they might have higher aspirations, the only way to achieve them is to win.
Legend vs You Know That Guy, Not Him The Other One, No, Forget It Match
Paul Dinatale vs. Leon Capri
Paul Dinatale was a part of PCW, he really was. He probably one some matches but all records where destroyed in the great Cook Was Too Lazy To Renew His Website Domain incident of the summer of 2007, so all we have to go on is our memories and the words of others, unless somebody has backed up the records in which case the information should be passed along. He will be taking on a man who would like to enjoy some success in WPW, Leon Capri, who many say could be the next Beno, oh yes. Dinatale will probably want to show why people have called him a legend, one of those people being Dinatale, will he live up to the hype, tune in and find out.
Why Is The Best Wrestler In The Ring Not In The Match Tag Match
Twizted & Mike Corral vs. Mr. Mendaz & Damian Wreck – Special Guest Referee: El Pollo
More exciting WPW action will be seen in this match as the God of Live Twizted teams with Mediocre At Times Mike Corral to battle Mr. Mendaz and Damian Wreck(ing Contraption) in a tag match that sees the biggest chicken in the match calling the shots. This should be a fast paced, hard hitting match, and if not, at least a chicken will be there to amuse the fans.
First Names As Last Names Appreciation Match
Gunnar Brian vs. Frederick Meyer III
We have no idea if Meyer is a first name, but he could the Roman Numeral Love a few weeks back. This contest sees Gunnar Brian, one of the nutty members of the roster, will he at least makes the top eight most weeks, against one of the cockiest and a man who believes himself to be the brightest, Frederick Meyer III. Both of these men would love to be going after gold, but first they most prove they are worth of consideration by winning this Live match. The victor is almost guaranteed to hear his music played twice on Live, with that kind of incentive, you have to wonder what these men might do.
Duel Debuts Match
Desmond Troy vs. David Nicolls
David Nicolls really like Edguy, Desmond try likes mixed martial arts. Not much is known about the in ring talents of either man as this is their first match in WPW on a loaded card. Both men will be out to impress the WPW audience so this match could surprise many fans. Troy thinks very highly of himself and is no relation that we know of to former PCW superstar Caster Troy. Nicolls on the other hand is a moron, but word is the man can go.
An Upset Waiting To Happen That Could Still Be Waiting After The Match Is Over Main Event
James Moriarty Cassius & The Judge vs. The Fallen
This match should speak for itself. The Judge was part of the first and longest reigning WPW Tag Team Champions, JMC was the first and longest reigning WPW Champion. The Fallen is made up of Forsaken and Vengeance whose records in WPW are nothing to write home about, but they have scored a few big wins in the past, typically as a team. Beating two members of Royalty on Live in the main event would easily be their biggest win to date and would catapult them into Tag Team Championship contention, while a loss would further establish them as a team not yet ready for the big time. Find out if The Fallen can earn their biggest win and one of the most shocking Live upsets in history or if Royalty can earn the victory this Sunday on WPW Live exclamation point!
WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil
August 7th, 2007
Enterprise High School Gym
Enterprise, Alabama
Impress The God of Live Match
Justin Dreamer Vs. Sky Ryder Vs. Jak Montoya Vs. MVP Vs. Jeremiah Ranks
Kicking off the Return to our regular Tuesday Night Broadcasting is a brand new type of match specially entitled “Impress The God of Live Match”. This match entails certain details that might confuse some of us, but if we have it all explained, it seems simple enough. Twizted, our current God of Live, will be at ringside in his new cocky champion manner and the winner will be declared by whoever is the most ‘impressive’ in the match! Carlos once again shows his ingenuity in designing matches. Those competing in this match are a miscellaneous bunch with Twizted’s current big rival and the man he won the God of Live title off, Justin Dreamer. Dreamer seems certain to want a win here, but can Twizted show the respect he probably deserves from the star or might he favor another simply to anger and frustrate him? Also in the match is the Lord of Shadows himself, Sky Ryder. Ryder, Once a challenger for the God of Live at Redemption and many times since then could be looking to swoop on a chance like the vampire he claims to be. And if we ever are to speak of impressing someone with wrestling skill, it is never ever a good idea to discount Jeremiah Ranks, The Shocka who seems able to pull of any maneuver and fly through the air with ease like a cat. Also there is Former FLA champion, MVP an impressive and huge figure but lately has been stuck in matches similar to these and attempting to find his place in the card since his return. Ans to round this out to a nice uneven Five superstars is recent WPW signing Jak Montoya, famous for his slight run on PCW two years ago. Can he be the mystery card with his ‘outrageous accent’ and skill? Whatever happens, you cannot resist the chance to see a brand new style of match be unveiled this week!
Hardcore Championship Match
2 Vs. Martin Cameron
Last Week, 2 got off lightly as he was asked not to defend his hardcore title at Ben Whyndham’s tribute show, giving him a week off. Sadly that kind of break is not on the horizon again for the Hardcore champion. This week, attempting to claim a name for himself is Former PCW rising star and recently signed on to a WPW contract after his six month hiatus from wrestling, Martin Cameron. Martin Cameron’s win loss ratio is set at 1-1 right now, suggesting he could easily go either way in this match, but the surprising beast in 2 has shown an incredible resilience in staving off competitors such as Johnny Bad Blood, Tank and Twizted. Can the mysterious and rather unknown style of Martin Cameron defeat the Muay Thai manager? Or is 2 destined to still not receive a week off next week and continue his relentless and surprising path of destruction? Might we even see Cameron’s partner, Phill Bennett, who is also on the card? Tune in to this weeks hardcore match for what promises to be a sizzler!
Singles Match
Phill Bennett Vs. Tank
In a singles exhibition match this week we watch two members of two different tag teams collide, on the left side we Have Phill Bennett, brother to champion Jason Bennett and partner to Martin Cameron. On the Other side we have a 6”8’ tall man from The Bronx in the Form of Tank. Tank’s current partner is the wizened old Wizard of the wrestling world and the comedy circuit, The Jokester. But last week, Johnny Bad Blood, Tank’s brother returned to WPW after a long absence. Those two, who formerly existed as the team of Aftermath, rekindled their sibling bond against The Darkness. So with this information, Will Tank have two men possibly in his corner? And who is really his partner, his mentor or his own flesh and blood? And can Phill, who has gained a partner and lost his God of Live, get to his feet and come out of this one with some prestige. Find out the quickest by joining Max and Daniel at TNT!
Florida State Contenders Match
Brock Goodman Vs. The Royal Knight
The infamous events of the 24th of July show have been ringing in our ears for the past two weeks, not giving us any peace or rest. But one thing we must remember about Ben’s death is that he never officially lost the match, nor did Brock Goodman win it. Thus this week, we still need to discover who is actually destined to challenge Jamie Parker for one of his two impressive titles, the Florida State title. Brock Goodman, who seemed absolutely and utterly lost for words and emotions last week is a guaranteed in this match while his opponent is again a smaller superstar in the form of Royalty’s very own Royal Knight. With Royalty now diminished to three superstars after RK led a mutiny on Dust, will James Moriarty Cassius and The Judge be there ‘en masse’ to ensure that RK walks out as contender? Or might Brock’s emotions over the past fortnight bring him his own downfall in this match?
Non-Title Match Main Event
Scorch & The One Vs. Jason Bennett & Jamie Parker
In our very special main event this week, we bring you Two teams who seem completely unstoppable, we bring you Four powerful superstars and we bring you Four WPW titles. We have The WPW World Champion, The One teaming with the man who claims mentorship over him and who also happens to be the Next in line for his own title, Scorch. Who are giving it their all against the seemingly undefeateable duo that hold both the Tag Team titles, but also a Florida State title in their midst as well, Jason Bennett and The Florida Champ, Jamie Parker! These two have not been defeated in battle since their first match together and since have gelled together beyond anyone’s expectations. Scorhc and The One, no one can disagree they are a powerful combination but now with the much sought after gold sitting between these two Resistance members, will there be co-existence between them or might their relationship, which has been full of some turmoil in the past, survive now that their rivals are no longer Royalty, but one another? And what of Royalty? JMC was seen enforcing rules onto Parker in their first ever encounter and with no love lost anywhere, might they pay a visit? What ever the case may be, this match willgo down as one of the Best Main Events in the History of Tuesday Night Turmoil!