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Peoples King
05-28-2004, 01:00 PM
Scene opens in a gym, the same gym where we have seen Trent and Johnny train before. The camera shot changes to inside a private room. A TV is in the corner with a leather couch against the wall. Seated in the leather couch are the two amigo's, Trent Armen and Johnny Pheonix. The Kid has a bottle of water whiel Pheonix drinks some Gatorade. They are watching a tape a friend made for them at a house show. It is the Canuxxters Empire taking on two jobbers who are trying to defend America. After a while the Empire overcome them with ease. Canuxx gets on the mic and talks trash about the US and its fans. Guy raises an American flag turned upside down. They are getting serious heat from the audience. Pheonix switches off the tape and looks at the blank screen for a couple of minutes. He looks over at Armen who is just about holding in his anger. Johnny gets up and takes the tape out of the VCR, he puts another one in. It is yet another tape of the Canuxxters Empire in action. The two watch it as they drink. Finally Pheonix speaks up.

Pheonix:
What are we going to do?

Trent:
What are we going to do? We are going to teach those anti-American bastards a lesson, thats what we are going to do. Did you hear what they said about our country and about those fans?

Pheonix:
Yeah I heard and it pissed me off too Trent but we cant let our tempers get the better of us. We have yet to win a match here in uCw and the last thing I want is for us to get DQed because we are looking for revenge.

Trent:
What!? Johnny it doesnt matter whether we win or we lose by DQ. First and foremost in our minds is teaching those pricks that if you talk trash about America then you are going to get an ass kicking. I dont mind someone disagreeing with America's policies, its when they say they hate America and hate the American people that bothers me. Johnny we got to teach Canuxx and his little buddies a lesson. You cant get away with stuff like that. It doesnt matter what the result is, just as long as we do America proud.

Pheonix:
Trent Im going to be brutally honest with you here. I dont really care what Canuxxters Empire has to say. It doesnt bother me in the slightest because they are a waste of space. No one listens to what they have to say anyway. They want attention and thats what you are giving them by being so irrational. I tell you what Im thinking of. Im thinking of the uCw Tag Team titles. Thats all I think about every single day.

Trent:
Do you love America!?

Pheonix:
What!? What kind of question is that?

Trent:
Well do you?

Pheonix:
Of course I love my country.

Trent:
Well how about showing it. I cant believe you are just going to stand back and late them say those things about America. Im going to give them some attention, the attention of my fist in their face.

Pheonix:
You are letting your emotions get in the way of your career here Trent. We arent politicians and this isnt the UN. We are wrestlers and guys talk trash all the time. You shouldnt let this kind of thing.......

Trent:
**** you! Im going to do what I want to these little bastards. Are you American!? Im starting to think your not. Your either with us or your against us!

Armen stands up and storms out of the room, slamming the door behind him. Pheonix stays seated on the couch, shaking his head slowly.

edge-o-matic
05-30-2004, 07:56 PM
the scene opens at the canadian-american border. The Canuxxters empire is spotted by some young canadian fans. the fans run over to them. The American fans back at UCW are giving the canuxxters empire a lot of heat. they also chant USA USA USA

Fan 1: Sean, why did you start the canuxxters empire?
Canuxx: Well, its simple. UCW is being run by anti-canadian, american pigs, and we had to stop all this hate towards canada.
Fan 2: Whats so bad about America?
Canuxx: Are you a Canadian, or some American trying to mess with my brain... HOW DARE YOU ASK ME SUCH AN IGNORANT QUESTION!!!! I mean come. are you that....
Prodigee: What my mentor is trying to say is that America is a corrupt nation, run by a total moron. The man cant even pronounce the word nuclear, or the letter W, and his grammer is worse then a toddlers. How can America be the greatest country in the world when the man who runs is so stupid, he nearly killed himself with a pretzel.
Guy: And he's a liar no less. how many times did we hear him say, "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, and i George Dublyah Bush intend on finding these Nucular weapons." Like my man sean said, the man cant pronounce nuclear or W. The majority of America didnt even want him in office.
Canuxx: America is a terrible place to live, be thankful you still live in Canada.
(the fans give canuxx lots of heat and restart the USA chant. just then an American College student approches the Canuxxters Empire)
American Kid: GO BACK TO CANADA, YOU ANTI AMERICAN ********!!!!!!
(the fans cheer and start the USA chant)
Canuxx: what did he just say..... HEY PHEONIX AND ARMEN... I KNOW YOUR WATCHING, HERES A LITTLE PREVIEW OF WHAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE

the 3 members of the canuxxters empire beat up the American. when they are done, the kid is unconcious. the fans give them huge heat. we cut away with the canuxxters empire singing oh canada