Mike Adams
06-11-2007, 05:31 AM
WPW Sunday Night Live!
June 10th, 2007
Southside Recreation Center
Valdosta, Georgia
Singles Match
Mike Corral vs. MVP
This match actually started before the doors to the arena were opened. No one attending the show was really disappointed when they entered the arena in just enough time to see Mike Corral hit Triple X to mecrifully end this match.
Winner: Mike Corral by pinfall in 6:25
Singles Match
Marcus Riot vs. 2
This match was a bit more fun to watch...unless your name is Marcus Riot. 2 came out in a flurry and Marcus never even stood a chance. 2 beat Marcus from pillar to post simply to give the fans a good show because he saw the booking for the rest of the night. 2 brought Riot to the outside and rammed Marcus' head into the steel post until his head busted wide open. 2 then mercifully ended it with the 2Die4 Impact Driver.
Winner: 2 in 13:42 by pinfall
Tag Team Match
Ricky LaVigne & JJ LaVigne vs. Jamie Parker & Jason Bennett
The LaVigne Dynasty looks more like the LaVigne Idiocracy as they tried challenging the champs to an impromptu title match right there on Live. Jamie and Jason figured they had five minutes to kill so they accepted the challenge. Ricky and JJ charged at the tag champs only to be literally sidestepped by both title holders and each member of the LaVigne Dynasty rammed themselves into the turnbuckle posts. J and J then just shrug their shoulders as Jason hits a FUBAR and Parker nails the Own Goal to wrap up their title defense quite nicely.
Winners: Jason Bennett and Jamie Parker in 5:00 by pinfall
After the match the tag champions were celebrating for the crowd when The Lady Killers snuck up behind them and laid out both men with steel chair shots to the back of the head. Both champs are lying prone on the mat as Brock and Adams pick up the tag team title and look at them for a bit then lay them on the waist of the champs as Adams can be heard saying "For now" as medics come and attend to the champions.
Handicap Match
Scorch vs. Beno & Blade LaVigne
Scorch came down to the ring next and simply seemed unmotivated as Beno and Blade walked down to the ring. They tried some cheap double team tactics, even cursing Scorch out a few times. But there was a point in the match where Scorch just decided it was time for him to end the match, almost as if using the old rope-a-dope technique. Scorch ducked out of the way of a Blade superkick and then nailed both men with very intense Sparks. He then gave Beno the Ignitor and Blade the 6th Degree Burn and went to go for the pin, but the crowd chanted "Firebomb" for some reason. So Scorch obliged the packed crowd and stacked Beno on top of Blade *insert gay joke....literally insert it* and Scorch ascended to the top rope and nailed a Double Firebomb to the back on Beno. Scorch then covered both men with one foot on each of their chests for the win.
Winner: Scorch in 8:52 by pinfall
Singles Match
Nick Comoroto vs. Brock Goodman
This was easily one of the best matches of the night. This was a classic technical ability vs power wrestling contest. Nick started off by using various takedown holds to get the better of Brock and show why he is the Florida State Champion. The takedown seemed to simply anger Brock as Nick was outwrestling him. Nick then got frustrated after several nearfalls on the sadist and decided to play the power game with several big suplexes. Brock showed a lot of grit though and broke the grip of Nick while going for a German suplex. Brock then turned Nick around quickly and changed the momentum with a C4. Both men were out and almost counted out but Brock got back to his feet as did Nick. Nick went to stalk Brock for an Incredible Driver but Brock blocked it and clotheslines the champ to the mat. Brock then took over the match completely and overpowered Nick enough to nail Absolution and get the win over Nick Comoroto.
Winner: Brock Goodman in 18:13 by pinfall
Singles Match
Mike Adams vs. Johnny Saxton
Jess accompanied Mike out to the ring for his match since hers was next. Adams seemed very uninterested with Saxton as he was chatting up Jess most of the time while Johnny was heading to the ring. Saxton decided to charge at Adams while he had his back turned but Adams turned around and hit a big boot on Johnny and then talked to Jess some more. This happened a few times as Johnny tried to blindside Adams several more times. Adams then decided to end it as after a big spine buster, Adams dragged Johnny to the turnbuckle kissed Jess quickly as she hopped on the apron and lifted Johnny up and nailed the Unstoppabomb. Jess then said there hadn't been a submission all night, so Adams locked on the Straitjacket and Saxton quickly submitted.
Winner: Mike Adams in 7:02 by submission
Singles Match
Jess Edwards Vs. Sophie Cassius
As expected James Cassius came out to the ring with Sophie but before the match even started the ref ejected Mike and James from the ringside area. Jess looked very happy because of this while Sophie looked a little unsure. Jess and Sophie actually had a very good match considering Sophie's lack of experience. Sophie tried nailing a few of JMC's trademark moves but Jess had them well scouted, more notably rolling out of the way of a modified Swanton Flip by Sophie. Jess then landed a big impact DDT on Sophie, but Sophie kicked out at 2. Jess then nailed a spear on Sophie and set her up for the Straight Outta Jersey, and Sophie tapped out.
Winner: Jess Edwards in 9:46 by submission
Singles Match
Unit vs. Twizted
This match was short but sweet. Unit lumbered around muttering something about fake vomit, Sherman Tank (Tank's cousin from Illinois), and rebenge, and Twiz ended it quickly with Greetings from the Bronx.
Winner: Twizted in 2:59 by pinfall
Handicap Match
James Moriarty Cassius vs. Mr. Mendaz & Kaze
Tonight's scheduled main event came early for the fans when James announced that there was a quite thrilling bash at the House of Cassius hosted by a Mr. Carlos Gonzalez himself, and thus he has changed the rules and needs to leave a bit earlier to make the festivities. He then demanded for Kaze and Mendaz to come to the ring for their thrashing. And thrash he did, it was almost as if James saw the current WPW Champion in the faces of both Kaze and Mendaz. Despite the obvious size advantage James absolutely destroyed both men. James then said Carlos gave him permission to turn it into a no DQ match and James proceeded to choke Kaze out with wire from a camera that was there filimg for the upcoming Royalty DVD. Kaze eventually passed out and James was awarded the victory. James continued to beat on both men with a steel chair until Scorch came running out from the back causing James to bail out through the crowd before screaming "Parting is such sweet sorrow." As James and Sophie fled through the crowd, Scorch and Sophie exchanged a puzzling look at each other.
Main Event Tag Team Match
Andrew Xavier & Sky Ryder vs. Vengeance & Tank
This was quite an interesting match. Tank apparently felt like he was still in the slammer as he came out in a ball and chain and had handcuffs on his wrist, but then people behind him started laughing as it was actually a prison "jersey" with the number 69 on the back and the name "Hilton" above it. Vengeance then rolled out of the tank looking very confused. Ryder then lowered from the rafters hanging upside down and in a black cape as Andrew Xavier strutted to the ring holding his New Age Title proudly over his shoulder. Xavier made Ryder start the match, and Ryder got worked over by the larger Tank and Vengenace. Tank eventually told Vengeance to go out and get him some cotton candy and decided to take over the match. He said he wanted Xavier and pointed to the New Age Title. Ryder then went over to go tag in Andrew and Andrew held his hand out for a tag and then at the last minute pulled away and hopped off the apron. Andrew then grabbed the mike and said "Listen, just because you happen to be Jokester's new ass-raping buddy don't think that you even deserve to be in the ring with The New Age Championnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Xavier then dropped the mike and headed to the back kicking Vengeance in the head as he walked to the back who was just arriving with the cotton candy. Tank then shrugged his shoulder and waitied for Ryder to turn around. Tank then measured him and as Ryder turned around Tank hit the TKO....soon to be renamed TOKE, or so the rumors are. Tank then covered Ryder for the win and the Bees came out to celebrate with Tank dancing to a horrible rendition of Back That Ass Up.
Winners: Tank and Vengeance at 8:40 by pinfall.
June 10th, 2007
Southside Recreation Center
Valdosta, Georgia
Singles Match
Mike Corral vs. MVP
This match actually started before the doors to the arena were opened. No one attending the show was really disappointed when they entered the arena in just enough time to see Mike Corral hit Triple X to mecrifully end this match.
Winner: Mike Corral by pinfall in 6:25
Singles Match
Marcus Riot vs. 2
This match was a bit more fun to watch...unless your name is Marcus Riot. 2 came out in a flurry and Marcus never even stood a chance. 2 beat Marcus from pillar to post simply to give the fans a good show because he saw the booking for the rest of the night. 2 brought Riot to the outside and rammed Marcus' head into the steel post until his head busted wide open. 2 then mercifully ended it with the 2Die4 Impact Driver.
Winner: 2 in 13:42 by pinfall
Tag Team Match
Ricky LaVigne & JJ LaVigne vs. Jamie Parker & Jason Bennett
The LaVigne Dynasty looks more like the LaVigne Idiocracy as they tried challenging the champs to an impromptu title match right there on Live. Jamie and Jason figured they had five minutes to kill so they accepted the challenge. Ricky and JJ charged at the tag champs only to be literally sidestepped by both title holders and each member of the LaVigne Dynasty rammed themselves into the turnbuckle posts. J and J then just shrug their shoulders as Jason hits a FUBAR and Parker nails the Own Goal to wrap up their title defense quite nicely.
Winners: Jason Bennett and Jamie Parker in 5:00 by pinfall
After the match the tag champions were celebrating for the crowd when The Lady Killers snuck up behind them and laid out both men with steel chair shots to the back of the head. Both champs are lying prone on the mat as Brock and Adams pick up the tag team title and look at them for a bit then lay them on the waist of the champs as Adams can be heard saying "For now" as medics come and attend to the champions.
Handicap Match
Scorch vs. Beno & Blade LaVigne
Scorch came down to the ring next and simply seemed unmotivated as Beno and Blade walked down to the ring. They tried some cheap double team tactics, even cursing Scorch out a few times. But there was a point in the match where Scorch just decided it was time for him to end the match, almost as if using the old rope-a-dope technique. Scorch ducked out of the way of a Blade superkick and then nailed both men with very intense Sparks. He then gave Beno the Ignitor and Blade the 6th Degree Burn and went to go for the pin, but the crowd chanted "Firebomb" for some reason. So Scorch obliged the packed crowd and stacked Beno on top of Blade *insert gay joke....literally insert it* and Scorch ascended to the top rope and nailed a Double Firebomb to the back on Beno. Scorch then covered both men with one foot on each of their chests for the win.
Winner: Scorch in 8:52 by pinfall
Singles Match
Nick Comoroto vs. Brock Goodman
This was easily one of the best matches of the night. This was a classic technical ability vs power wrestling contest. Nick started off by using various takedown holds to get the better of Brock and show why he is the Florida State Champion. The takedown seemed to simply anger Brock as Nick was outwrestling him. Nick then got frustrated after several nearfalls on the sadist and decided to play the power game with several big suplexes. Brock showed a lot of grit though and broke the grip of Nick while going for a German suplex. Brock then turned Nick around quickly and changed the momentum with a C4. Both men were out and almost counted out but Brock got back to his feet as did Nick. Nick went to stalk Brock for an Incredible Driver but Brock blocked it and clotheslines the champ to the mat. Brock then took over the match completely and overpowered Nick enough to nail Absolution and get the win over Nick Comoroto.
Winner: Brock Goodman in 18:13 by pinfall
Singles Match
Mike Adams vs. Johnny Saxton
Jess accompanied Mike out to the ring for his match since hers was next. Adams seemed very uninterested with Saxton as he was chatting up Jess most of the time while Johnny was heading to the ring. Saxton decided to charge at Adams while he had his back turned but Adams turned around and hit a big boot on Johnny and then talked to Jess some more. This happened a few times as Johnny tried to blindside Adams several more times. Adams then decided to end it as after a big spine buster, Adams dragged Johnny to the turnbuckle kissed Jess quickly as she hopped on the apron and lifted Johnny up and nailed the Unstoppabomb. Jess then said there hadn't been a submission all night, so Adams locked on the Straitjacket and Saxton quickly submitted.
Winner: Mike Adams in 7:02 by submission
Singles Match
Jess Edwards Vs. Sophie Cassius
As expected James Cassius came out to the ring with Sophie but before the match even started the ref ejected Mike and James from the ringside area. Jess looked very happy because of this while Sophie looked a little unsure. Jess and Sophie actually had a very good match considering Sophie's lack of experience. Sophie tried nailing a few of JMC's trademark moves but Jess had them well scouted, more notably rolling out of the way of a modified Swanton Flip by Sophie. Jess then landed a big impact DDT on Sophie, but Sophie kicked out at 2. Jess then nailed a spear on Sophie and set her up for the Straight Outta Jersey, and Sophie tapped out.
Winner: Jess Edwards in 9:46 by submission
Singles Match
Unit vs. Twizted
This match was short but sweet. Unit lumbered around muttering something about fake vomit, Sherman Tank (Tank's cousin from Illinois), and rebenge, and Twiz ended it quickly with Greetings from the Bronx.
Winner: Twizted in 2:59 by pinfall
Handicap Match
James Moriarty Cassius vs. Mr. Mendaz & Kaze
Tonight's scheduled main event came early for the fans when James announced that there was a quite thrilling bash at the House of Cassius hosted by a Mr. Carlos Gonzalez himself, and thus he has changed the rules and needs to leave a bit earlier to make the festivities. He then demanded for Kaze and Mendaz to come to the ring for their thrashing. And thrash he did, it was almost as if James saw the current WPW Champion in the faces of both Kaze and Mendaz. Despite the obvious size advantage James absolutely destroyed both men. James then said Carlos gave him permission to turn it into a no DQ match and James proceeded to choke Kaze out with wire from a camera that was there filimg for the upcoming Royalty DVD. Kaze eventually passed out and James was awarded the victory. James continued to beat on both men with a steel chair until Scorch came running out from the back causing James to bail out through the crowd before screaming "Parting is such sweet sorrow." As James and Sophie fled through the crowd, Scorch and Sophie exchanged a puzzling look at each other.
Main Event Tag Team Match
Andrew Xavier & Sky Ryder vs. Vengeance & Tank
This was quite an interesting match. Tank apparently felt like he was still in the slammer as he came out in a ball and chain and had handcuffs on his wrist, but then people behind him started laughing as it was actually a prison "jersey" with the number 69 on the back and the name "Hilton" above it. Vengeance then rolled out of the tank looking very confused. Ryder then lowered from the rafters hanging upside down and in a black cape as Andrew Xavier strutted to the ring holding his New Age Title proudly over his shoulder. Xavier made Ryder start the match, and Ryder got worked over by the larger Tank and Vengenace. Tank eventually told Vengeance to go out and get him some cotton candy and decided to take over the match. He said he wanted Xavier and pointed to the New Age Title. Ryder then went over to go tag in Andrew and Andrew held his hand out for a tag and then at the last minute pulled away and hopped off the apron. Andrew then grabbed the mike and said "Listen, just because you happen to be Jokester's new ass-raping buddy don't think that you even deserve to be in the ring with The New Age Championnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Xavier then dropped the mike and headed to the back kicking Vengeance in the head as he walked to the back who was just arriving with the cotton candy. Tank then shrugged his shoulder and waitied for Ryder to turn around. Tank then measured him and as Ryder turned around Tank hit the TKO....soon to be renamed TOKE, or so the rumors are. Tank then covered Ryder for the win and the Bees came out to celebrate with Tank dancing to a horrible rendition of Back That Ass Up.
Winners: Tank and Vengeance at 8:40 by pinfall.